Lyrics Mr. Douchebag.lrc Your Favorite Martian
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[ti: Mr. Douchebag]
[length: 03:43]
[00:08.42]You’re a douche bag, do-douche bag
[00:10.75]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[00:12.63]You’re a douche bag, do-douche bag
[00:15.12]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[00:17.35]Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why’s your ego so massive?
[00:20.90]You know it’s 2 AM and it’s dark outside
[00:23.91]You don’t need those s-s-ssunglasses
[00:25.61]Yeah we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once
[00:29.33]Because you went on to brag about it for months and months
[00:34.53]Yeah we all get that you think it’s impressive
[00:38.49]But ain’t nobody impressed with how much you’re bench pressing
[00:42.98]Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
[00:47.17]Telling all your douche bag friends that you “still got game”
[00:52.25]Dear Mr. Douche Bag, we all agree that you are a dumb-ass
[00:58.80]Why can’t you see that?
[01:00.63]You’re a douche bag, do-douche bag
[01:03.14]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[01:05.06]You’re a douche bag, do-douche bag
[01:07.49]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[01:09.88]Dear Mr. Douche Bag, do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth?
[01:14.30]Or boast about high school rugby?
[01:16.39]”And I would have went pro if it weren’t for my bum knee”
[01:18.76]And why you got to complain every single time you’re not getting laid
[01:22.94]You douchebags are a lot of the same
[01:24.99]”Dude let’s go! This place is full of grenades”
[01:27.39]Always trying to look cool, like it’s a full time career
[01:30.63]That’s why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
[01:35.80]You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
[01:39.46]So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon
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[01:48.39]Dear Mr. Douche bag, we all agree that you are a dumb-ass
[01:55.68]Why can’t you see that?
[01:57.59]You’re a douche bag, do-douche bag
[01:59.84]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[02:01.70]You’re a douche bag, do-douche bag
[02:04.11]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[02:06.39]Inconsiderate, ignorant, you drink you get belligerent
[02:10.51]You think anybody finds you amusing?
[02:12.52]No, no, no, not even a little bit
[02:14.91]You always find a way to stop all the fun
[02:18.63]Like, when you scream “party foul” at the top of your lungs
[02:23.25]Dear Mr. Douche Bag, I caught you bragging again
[02:27.50]Trust me man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in
[02:32.63]You claim you hang with celebrities when you don’t know any at all
[02:36.72]”But dude I’m totally banging George Clooney’s sister-in-law”
[02:40.45]No you’re not, come on!
[02:41.52]Dear Mr. Douche Bag, we all agree that you are a dumb-ass
[02:48.26]Why can’t you see that?
[02:49.70]You’re a douche bag, do-douche bag
[02:52.19]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[02:54.15]You’re a douche bag, do-douche bag
[02:56.48]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[02:58.79]Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room
[03:02.95]You’re a douche bag do-douche bag
[03:05.24]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[03:07.54]Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
[03:11.64]You’re a douche bag do-douche bag
[03:13.84]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[03:16.08]Refusing to let go when she says no
[03:20.44]You’re a douche bag do-douche bag
[03:22.71]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[03:25.07]Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
[03:29.32]You’re a douche bag do-douche bag
[03:31.42]Do-do-do-do-douche bag
[03:34.64]”Dude it’s George Clooney’s sister in law, I swear, come on! Where the hell is my protein shake?”
[03:41.36]Year of Release: 2011