Lyrics Bunch Of Draclias (And They’re All Playing Flute) (feat. Mike Betz).lrc Tom Cardy
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[ar: Tom Cardy]
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[ti: Bunch Of Draclias (And They’re All Playing Flute) (feat. Mike Betz)]
[length: 03:13]
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[00:08.21]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[00:10.33]And they’re all playing flute
[00:11.56]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[00:13.44]And they’re all playing flute
[00:14.30]You’re surrounded by vampires
[00:16.19]And you don’t know what to do
[00:17.44]But it’s worse than that
[00:18.64]Because these draclias they know the flute
[00:20.40]
[00:20.84]Red Eye, Pointy Ear, Sharp Teeth, White Skin
[00:23.88]Can you hear the Nosferatu fuckin’ up that woodwind?
[00:26.77]Bunch of fucking draclias
[00:28.20]And they’re all playing flute
[00:29.32]They picked it up as a joke
[00:30.84]But then they got
[00:31.89]Scary good!
[00:32.64]
[00:33.72]They’re fuckin’ good at the flute
[00:36.60]These fuckin’ vampires know how to toot
[00:38.85]I get the feeling they’ve been practicing
[00:41.52]
[00:44.36]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[00:45.84]And they’re all playing flute
[00:47.04]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[00:48.84]And they’re all playing flute
[00:49.87]They picked it up as a joke
[00:51.48]But then they got good
[00:52.96]So these motherfuckin’ draclias
[00:54.72]They play the fuckin’ flute, bitch!
[00:55.95]
[00:56.43]Undead motherfuckers comin’ for ya
[00:58.99]They’re bloodsucking bitches
[01:00.61]With perfect Embouchure
[01:02.25]Zombies with tubas
[01:03.68]Or werewolves with cellos
[01:05.08]Don’t hold a silver bullet to a count with a piccolo
[01:09.20]They got a lot of free time
[01:10.76](They got free time)
[01:12.16]Because they sleep all day
[01:13.76](Snoozing all day!)
[01:15.16]So they did a bunch of crime
[01:16.64](Doing so much crime!)
[01:18.14]And then they learned to play
[01:20.01]
[01:21.20]It started off as a joke
[01:22.92]How ridiculous for a vampire to blow
[01:25.76]But then they accidentally got way too good
[01:28.76]They still eat people but now
[01:30.61]They also play the flute
[01:31.80]
[01:32.06]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[01:33.48]And they’re all playing flute
[01:34.44]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[01:36.25]And they’re all playing flute
[01:37.33]They picked it up as a joke
[01:39.17]But then they got good
[01:40.37]So these motherfuckin’ draclias
[01:42.12]They play the fuckin’ flute, bitch
[01:43.69]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[01:45.12]And they’re all playing flute
[01:46.34]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[01:48.08]And they’re all playing flute
[01:49.69]Zombies with tubas
[01:51.10]Or werewolves with cellos
[01:52.49]Don’t hold a silver bullet to a count with a piccolo
[01:54.94]
[01:55.10]I don’t know what to do!
[01:56.30]Suck, Blow
[01:56.86]Rip a freaky fuckin’ Jazz solo
[01:58.77]Get that Type-O
[02:00.13]Like Bram told yo
[02:01.78]It was a joke, just tryin’ to be funny
[02:03.89]But now I’m online
[02:05.56]Applying for the symphony
[02:07.69]I got beat, dark lord Kenny G.(Kenny G.)
[02:10.65]I suck deep
[02:11.69]Just call me Eddy C. (Eddy C.)
[02:13.64]I’m not cheap, been a couple centuries
[02:15.93]So when I blow the Silver-D
[02:17.40]Rewriting all mythiology
[02:18.58]
[02:20.40]I was a peaseant in Romania (That’s in Europe)
[02:23.20]When I broke into a crypt
[02:26.17]And then a bat flew down
[02:27.69](What did the bat do?)
[02:29.13]It started sucking my dick!
[02:30.76]
[02:32.28]It started off as a joke
[02:34.05]How ridiculous for a vampire to blow
[02:36.97]But then they accidentally got way too good
[02:39.84]They still eat people but now
[02:41.54]They also play the flute!
[02:43.10]
[02:43.33]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[02:44.38]And they’re all playing flute
[02:45.55]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[02:47.30]And they’re all playing flute
[02:48.50]They picked it up as a joke
[02:50.03]But then they got good
[02:51.47]So these motherfuckin’ draclias
[02:53.22]They play the fuckin’ flute, bitch!
[02:54.70]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[02:56.23]And they’re all playing flute
[02:57.42]There’s a bunch of fucking draclias
[02:59.14]And they’re all playing flute
[03:00.74]Zombies with tubas
[03:02.30]Or werewolves with cellos
[03:03.61]Don’t hold a silver bullet to a count with a piccolo
[03:06.70]
[03:07.18]I’m dead
[03:09.87]Boy!
[03:13.02]Year of Release: 2024