Lyrics Horny Pony.lrc Prince
[id: iubewfoo]
[ar: Prince]
[al: Cream]
[ti: Horny Pony]
[length: 04:20]
[00:03.79]Ahhh, yes.
[00:06.43]New dance commercial take 1
[00:09.17]Ahhh, yes.
[00:22.76]There ya go, there ya go
[00:23.65]Horny people, gather here
[00:28.23]Horny people, gather here
[00:32.75]Horny people, gather here,
[00:35.44]We have somethin’ to put in all your ears
[00:37.20]We got a new dance, for the next 8 years
[00:39.96]I’m talking about the dance that every parent fears
[00:41.87]The most, it’s the sex dance, it’s the new dance,
[00:45.41]And it’s rockin’ from coast-2-coast…
[00:47.28]I’m talkin’ about, I’m talkin’ about,
[00:49.05]I’m talkin’ about the Horny Pony, y’all
[00:51.71]Come on. There ya go, there ya go. Horny Pony
[00:55.33]{Girl-friend, look at this dance Prince is doin’ now. Is he weird or what?}
[00:59.91]Sing. (horny pony… ow ow ow)
[01:04.47]{Now that’s too freaky!}
[01:09.89]In the years of the war, we don’t want 2 know
[01:11.79]You’re buckin’ that body like U really go
[01:13.59]For the hip stuff,
[01:15.32]H and to the I and to the P
[01:17.13]It ain’t enough just 2 do some exstacy.
[01:18.08]U want it in your hip, U want it in your thigh
[01:20.75]It’s the dance that conservatives really most despise
[01:23.44]’Cuz it’s the sex dance, it’s the new dance,
[01:25.30]And it’s rockin’ every horny woman, every man
[01:28.09]It’s the Horny Pony, y’all
[01:33.42](Horny pony… ow ow ow) There ya go.
[01:36.18]Turn around.
[01:40.75]Chicken grease in the house.
[01:41.62]{Chicken grease? I don’t know! That’s it… I gotta run.}
[01:50.61]And U can run all the way 2 Barcelona,
[01:55.22]But U can’t hide, the Horny Pony get ya gonna.
[01:59.79]Don’t look at me y’all, I just wrote it,
[02:02.47]Put on a record, wrapped it up, and then I sold it.
[02:04.25]Horny people gather here,
[02:06.94]Horny people gather here, for the next 8 years,
[02:11.51]We got a new dance – it’s the Horny Pony.
[02:14.25]{Yeah, the music’s jammin’, but it’s about these words!}
[02:18.70]Sing. (horny pony… ow ow ow)
[02:22.39]{Girl… uh-uh… nope!}
[02:33.26]Did ya come 2 party now? (yeah-yeah)
[02:35.08]Do ya really wanna now? (yeah-yeah)
[02:36.85]If you’re horny let me know (yeah-yeah)
[02:39.68]A pony til ya boogie now (yeah-yeah)
[02:41.43]{So how am I supposed to do this dance?}
[02:44.15]How do you do that dance!?!
[02:45.06]{I can’t do that… I’m a lady.} Sister please!
[02:48.61]{I can’t do that!}
[02:51.35]Listen to me while I show U how 2 do it.
[02:53.25]Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease into it.
[02:55.93]Movin’ your legs from left to right,
[02:57.78]Your arms up high like an eagle in flight.
[03:00.44]Keep your hands shakin’ like a leaf on a tree.
[03:02.29]Jack-be-nimble – whew – you’re doin’ it, see!
[03:04.92]The Horny Pony, y’all. There ya go, there ya go.
[03:08.64]It’s the Horny Pony.
[03:15.88]{Can you believe this? Oh my gawd, this guy…
[03:18.55]Oh, he’s just… he’s just so weird. Oh my goodness.
[03:23.13]Would you look at this? I just… I just cannot believe.
[03:28.53]Girl, uh-uh… nope!}
[03:32.18](Horny pony… ow ow ow)
[03:43.05]Did you come here alone?
[03:43.95]{Uhh – yeah. Why?}
[03:45.77]Well guess who you’re goin’ home with?
[03:49.32]{Huh?}
[03:51.21](A laugh)
[03:53.01]{Ugh! that’s nasty!}
[03:58.44]Yeah.
[04:00.26](There ya go, there ya go.)
[04:01.12]The Horny Pony.
[04:02.92](There ya go, there ya go.)
[04:04.73](Horny pony… ow ow ow)
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