Lyrics Egg man.lrc Beastie Boys
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[ar: Beastie Boys]
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[ti: Egg Man]
[length: 02:57]
[00:13.74]Ah, yeah
[00:16.18]I looked out the window seen his bald head
[00:18.54]Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
[00:20.48]Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair
[00:22.44]Launched that shot and he was caught out there
[00:24.54]Saw the convertible driving by
[00:26.29]I loaded up the slingshot, let one fly
[00:28.59]He went for his to find he didn’t have one
[00:30.65]Put him in check, correct, with my egg-gun
[00:32.75]The egg, a symbol of life
[00:34.61]I go inside your house and bust out your wife
[00:36.74]I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke
[00:38.86]The trigger, I pulled, his face, the yolk
[00:40.85]Reached in his pocket, took all his cash
[00:43.05]Left my man standing with the egg mustache
[00:45.00]Suckers, they come a dime a dozen
[00:47.26]When I say dozen, you know what I’m talkin’ about, boy
[00:50.80]Yeah, that’s right, I’m the Egg Man
[00:54.20]Driving around
[00:55.66]King of the town
[00:57.68]Always got my windows rolled down
[01:01.17]Ready to throw
[01:02.82]You know, I’m the Egg Man
[01:04.12]Once upon a time
[01:05.57]Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
[01:07.66]He was playing the wall, then he broke his leg
[01:09.74]Tossed it out the window, three minutes hot
[01:11.86]Hit the Rastaman, he said, Bloodclot!
[01:13.71]Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
[01:15.66]I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg
[01:17.98]Riding the trains, in between cars
[01:19.76]When I pull out the station, you’re gonna get yours
[01:22.15]Drive-by eggings, plaguing LA
[01:24.03]”Yo, you just got my little cousin, ese!”
[01:25.84]Sometimes hard-boiled, sometimes runny
[01:28.20]Comes from a chicken, not a bunny, dummy
[01:29.98]People laugh, it’s no joke
[01:31.94]My name’s Yauch and I’m throwing the yolk
[01:34.09]Now they got me in a cell, but I don’t care
[01:36.23]It was then that I got caught catching people out there
[01:38.38]Up on the roof, in my car, up all night
[01:43.51]I’m going through science like Dolemite
[01:46.56]The Mack (who?)
[01:48.05]I’m the Egg Man
[01:49.67]Taxi driver?
[01:51.22]I’m the Egg Man
[01:52.95]Egg Man, Egg Man
[01:54.93]We all dressed in black, we snuck up around the back
[01:59.12]We began to attack, the eggs did crack on Haze’s back
[02:03.14]Sam I am, down with the program
[02:05.10]Green eggs and ham, Yosemite Sam
[02:06.90]Come Halloween, you know I come strapped
[02:09.11]I throw it at a sucker, k-pap!
[02:11.22]You made the mistake and judge a man by his race
[02:13.43]You go through life with egg on your face
[02:15.49]Woke up in the morning, peculiar feeling
[02:17.48]Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
[02:19.67]The family, punk rocks, the businessman
[02:21.65]I’ll dog everybody with the egg in my hand
[02:23.60]Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
[02:25.44]But crack on your forehead, here’s a towel, now wipe
[02:28.84]Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
[02:34.06]Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
[02:40.09]Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
[02:47.48]Egg Man!
[02:50.71]Year of Release: 1989