Lyrics Zombie Instructions (Live 2014).lrc Jonathan Coulton
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[ar: Jonathan Coulton]
[al: JoCo Live]
[ti: Zombie Instructions (Live 2014)]
[length: 03:17]
[00:05.83]Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the last song of the evening
[00:14.20]I’m sorry, there’s nothing anyone can do
[00:22.49]Um, because we’ve shared such a special time together
[00:26.78]Huh, I would like to close the night with a
[00:29.95]Huh, a communal event, a sing-a-long if you will
[00:36.21]Here’s the situation, you guys are zombies
[00:45.83]And, huh, there’s a very simple part for you to sing
[00:49.75]Huh, let me sing it for you
[00:51.16]So, please, sing along if you know it
[00:54.90]Ready?
[00:58.89]All we want to do is eat your brains
[01:04.81]That’s it, that’s the whole song
[01:10.30]Um, huh, it sounds like some of you already know it
[01:14.07]And I’m guessing that the rest of you have just now learned it
[01:16.54]So, let’s, let’s sing loud and proud
[01:20.19]We’re here, we’re zombies, get used to it, ready?
[01:25.89](All we want to do is eat your brains)
[01:31.33]Yeah, that’s great, that sounds like a
[01:33.01]Sounds like a protest song, and that’s
[01:37.47]Very spirited, I like it
[01:41.09]Huh, I have one bit of criticism, constructive criticism I hope
[01:45.78]Huh, you’re singing too well
[01:49.79]We’re not actually looking for, huh, the sound of a choir
[01:54.94]Huh, we’re looking for the sound of zombies
[01:57.71]Which, as you know, is pretty awful
[02:02.01]Huh, and unmusical, and there’s a lot of screaming and growling
[02:06.90]Um, the zombies who are singing have kind of mushy mouth addiction
[02:15.81]Diction is the main problem of a zombie, I think you all agree
[02:22.22]It’s like you never understand what they’re saying, embarrassing
[02:26.21]Huh, also, they’re not very well organized
[02:28.63]They don’t start at the same time, they don’t stop at the same time
[02:32.85]Huh, if you don’t want to sing, that’s fine
[02:35.40]I don’t either, honestly
[02:39.22]Huh, you could just make zombie noises
[02:41.22]And that might even be preferable in this case
[02:42.85]So, let’s try again
[02:44.43]It should sound really, really chaotic and terrible, okay?
[02:59.07]Yeah, okay, very unruly, I like it
[03:04.20]Yeah, it’s pretty bad
[03:07.49]Well, you suck the most, Dallas, congratulations
[03:11.15]Year of Release: 2014