Lyrics hijack.lrc mc chris
[id: pshlbfxf]
[ar: mc chris]
[al: Knowing Is Half the Hassle]
[ti: Hijack]
[length: 03:16]
[00:00.02]Okay Mister Chris before I give you your ticket I just got a couple of questions for you.
[00:04.22]Mhm.
[00:05.00]Have your bags and luggage been in your possesion since you packed them?
[00:06.89]Yes.
[00:07.76]And did anyone give you any items or packages to take on board today?
[00:10.96]No.
[00:11.64]Call it a rebound of a hip hop devout
[00:13.61]Got my heat out
[00:14.67]Feel alright like it is Friday night
[00:15.51]And pops says, “yo, let’s eat it out.”
[00:17.62]That’s what I be ’bout.
[00:19.94]On the mic is where I be now, indeed now.
[00:20.44]Good for you and easy to chew, like a big bowl of puppy chow.
[00:23.11]See how, I get up on the mike and I can excite.
[00:26.05]You may call it trite, that’s just spite
[00:27.68]I know my shit’s tight.
[00:29.03]Psych, it’s like, when I was just just a tyke on my trike
[00:31.36]And all the big kids would flip lids on their bmx bikes.
[00:34.55]Go take a hike, and don’t forget the trail mix bitch.
[00:37.59]Beats I know come from a casio, so call me chris.
[00:40.32]As in mc, envy, I be on the top of the list.
[00:43.46]You try to diss I won’t resist, you’ll feel the kiss of my fist.
[00:46.17]I never miss.
[00:47.55]You’re gonna need a first aid kit,
[00:49.06]Remove your whack ass rhymes like it be a cancerous cyst.
[00:51.70]You can’t deny your tight ass behind be so movin’ to this.
[00:53.87]Mc chris hold down his shit like he was holding bong hits.
[00:57.73]Chorus:
[00:58.70]Like Mahatma Gandhi followed by a horde of hotties
[00:59.67]Or the feds on the trail of a Mr. John Gotti,
[01:03.85]I’m a sound wave tsunami, vocal origami,
[01:06.62]Hijack the mic and it’s not like anyone can stop me.
[01:09.70]Like Mahatma Gandhi followed by a horde of hotties
[01:12.65]Or the feds on the trail of a Mr. John Gotti,
[01:15.31]I’m a sound wave tsunami, vocal origami,
[01:18.38]Hijack the mic and it’s not like anyone can stop me.
[01:32.61]It’s like arithmatic, the way I make it stick,
[01:35.56]Some say it’s gibberish, some say it’s silly shit.
[01:38.48]But some people pay a cover charge to listen to it,
[01:41.49]Some people take the path train to jersey for it.
[01:44.27]Ladies! In the corner with your hand on your hip,
[01:47.40]Make you jump so high that the record will skip.
[01:50.53]Make you feel so good that the room starts to spin.
[01:53.61]My favorite kinda nut is a macadamian.
[01:56.51]I said come on all you honeys, I am beggin to begin,
[01:58.78]I say I gotta get the get the grand, gotta get within,
[02:02.10]Gotta get more cream than wisconsin, honeyroom suite at the sheridan,
[02:07.95]Bath tub full of expensive gin, lots of candles and violins,
[02:13.85]Bikinis made of diamonds, honeys beggin’ me to break their hymens.
[02:19.65]Chorus.
[03:15.25]Year of Release: 2002