Lyrics Poop in My Fingernails.lrc The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
[id: tqsuiire]
[ar: The Toilet Bowl Cleaners]
[al: You Thought We Ran Out of Poop Song Ideas. You Were Wrong.]
[ti: Poop in My Fingernails]
[length: 01:47]
[00:01.48]You know, I wipe really hard
[00:04.47]And my toilet paper is weak
[00:06.84]Sometimes I break right through and my fingernail is rubbing
[00:10.86]Up against my poopy butt-cheek
[00:13.35]And I am completely unaware
[00:15.74]Of what’s goin’ on down there
[00:18.40]Until I pull my finger out of my butt and I stare at
[00:23.86]Poop in my fingernails
[00:25.41]Poop in my fingernails
[00:26.87]Poop, poop, poop in my fingernails
[00:29.83]Poop in my fingernails
[00:31.48]Poop in my fingernails
[00:32.72]Poop in my fingernails
[00:35.94]When the toilet paper breaks
[00:38.13]There is nothing left standing in between
[00:41.11]Poop and your fingernails
[00:43.86]And you’re never truly gonna get it completely clean
[00:46.86]Poop in my fingernails
[00:48.15]Poop in my fingernails
[00:49.71]Everytime I try to clean it up I fail
[00:52.77]Never ever, ever, ever gonna win
[00:54.92]Because the fecal matter is hiding deep down where the nail meets the skin
[00:59.09]In my fingernails poop in my fingernails
[01:01.63]Tried the clipper, tried the brush
[01:04.32]Scrub a dub, scrub a dub-dub
[01:07.07]But you’re only going to get so much
[01:10.29]When the toilet paper breaks
[01:12.60]There’s nothing left standing in between
[01:16.11]Poop and your fingernails
[01:18.32]And you’re never truly gonna get them completely clean
[01:22.32]If you want the cleanliness of your fingernails to improve
[01:27.70]Go down to the nail salon and ask them if they’ll remove
[01:33.49]Every one of your fingernails
[01:36.16]I know, I know it might seem extreme
[01:38.86]But I’m tellin’ you that’s the only way that
[01:42.44]They’re ever gonna be completely clean
[01:46.52]Year of Release: 2013