Lyrics Date Myself.lrc Your Favorite Martian
[id: pshxnzvn]
[ar: Your Favorite Martian]
[al: Date Myself]
[ti: Date Myself]
[length: 03:20]
[00:00.56](You ever feel like you’re dating the same type of person)
[00:03.12](Over and over again?)
[00:04.67]She said
[00:06.02]She’s not really into me (nope)
[00:08.36]She said
[00:09.60]We ain’t got no chemistry (what?)
[00:12.07]She said
[00:13.23]She’s already sick of me (ah!)
[00:15.76]Oh well-well-well-well
[00:17.76]Well-well-well-well
[00:18.41]I’m getting sick and tired of the first dates
[00:20.19]I’m doing my best but they just go south
[00:21.83]I never should have tried in the first place
[00:23.72]I should have just stayed back at my house
[00:25.57]It feels like a damn job interview
[00:27.32]I gotta impress her with who I am
[00:29.23]Plus I gotta pay for the dinner too
[00:31.14]Why does it feel like I just got scammed? (Ah!)
[00:33.53]I’m not that impressive
[00:34.59]I’m way below average
[00:35.49]I live with my grandma
[00:36.39]My bank’s overdrafting
[00:37.36]My band’s gonna make it, one day it’ll happen
[00:38.96]So why do I do it?
[00:39.84]I hate all this madness (ugh!)
[00:41.24]I feel like I could be a perfect mate, but it’s useless
[00:44.04]Whenever I ask for a second date, they always make excuses (come on)
[00:48.02]She said
[00:49.57]She’s not really into me
[00:51.78]She said
[00:53.20]We ain’t got no chemistry
[00:55.34]She said
[00:56.60]She’s already sick of me
[00:59.07]Oh well
[01:00.46]I’m just gonna date myself
[01:04.07](I don’t like anyone else)
[01:07.57](I’m gonna date myself)
[01:11.23](I don’t like anyone else)
[01:14.70](I’m gonna date myself)
[01:16.53]Dating myself is pretty amazing
[01:18.30]There’s a lot of things we have similar tastes in (yup)
[01:20.12]He plays Skyrim and Civilizations
[01:21.93]His favorite bagel: Cinnamon raisin (hey)
[01:23.74]His jokes are funny
[01:24.74]I’m always laughing
[01:25.51]He dresses nice
[01:26.36]We always matching
[01:27.28]He’s good at rappin’
[01:28.16]His beats are slappin’
[01:29.79]Plus he’s really attractive (yeah)
[01:31.37]We like the same movies (yeah)
[01:33.25]We got the same passions
[01:34.88]We eat the same food
[01:36.64](I’ll have what he’s havin’)
[01:38.52]I was just tryin’ to find myself
[01:40.42]And now I’m beside myself
[01:42.08]The last girl that I was with said “Go fuck yourself”
[01:44.67]So I did (come here)
[01:46.04]She said
[01:47.26]She’s not really into me (nope)
[01:49.55]She said
[01:50.94]We ain’t got no chemistry (yeah, we do)
[01:53.00]She said
[01:54.26]She’s already sick of me (hey)
[01:56.61]Oh well
[01:58.17]I’m just gonna date myself
[02:01.73](I don’t like anyone else)
[02:05.48](I’m gonna date myself)
[02:09.01](I don’t like anyone else)
[02:12.44](I’m gonna date myself)
[02:13.92]I’m getting sick and tired of the worst dates
[02:15.61]I’m doing my best but they just go south (damn)
[02:17.56]I never should have tried in the first place
[02:19.27]I should have just stayed back at my house (aw!)
[02:21.25]Now a couple of months have gone by
[02:23.12]I can’t believe we’re still dating (still?)
[02:25.07]’Cuz now I can’t stand the guy
[02:26.72]I think I’m starting to hate him (ugh!)
[02:29.30]He’s not that impressive
[02:30.13]He’s way below average
[02:31.02]He lives with his grandma
[02:31.77]His bank’s overdrafting
[02:32.70]His band really sucks, he’ll never make it
[02:34.40]He’s not that attractive
[02:35.51]Especially when naked
[02:36.32]I’m breaking up with him
[02:37.33]I’m kicking him out
[02:38.30]The issue with that is he lives in my house (hey)
[02:39.89]The more that I’m with him, the more that I see
[02:41.76]The problem ain’t him, the problem is me (huh?)
[02:43.66]He said
[02:44.94]I’m not really into me (no)
[02:47.21]He said
[02:48.67]We ain’t got no chemistry (no)
[02:50.81]He said
[02:52.12]I’m already sick of me (go away!)
[02:54.44]Oh well
[02:55.74]I’m not gonna date myself
[02:59.41]I want someone else (someone else)
[03:03.05]I don’t wanna date myself (date myself)
[03:06.68]I want someone else (anyone but me)
[03:10.33]I don’t wanna date myself (no)
[03:12.56]And so it turns out, he was cheating on me the whole time
[03:15.65]With another me, so, yeah
[03:19.29]Year of Release: 2023