Lyrics We Like Them Girls.lrc Your Favorite Martian
[id: ihnzotln]
[ar: Your Favorite Martian]
[al: We Like Them Girls – Single]
[ti: We Like Them Girls]
[length: 03:19]
[00:13.88]We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[00:16.35]Functioning vaginas
[00:17.98]Functioning vagina-ginas
[00:20.14]We like them girls with at least two limbs
[00:22.34]At least two fuckin’ limbs
[00:25.59]And one is a leg – what?!
[00:26.49]We like them girls who can write their name
[00:28.75]Write it on a piece of paper
[00:30.44]They can write their name, right
[00:32.61]We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[00:35.33]Functioning vaginas
[00:36.86]Functioning vagina-ginas
[00:39.05]I don’t give a damn if a dame is ugly as sin
[00:40.85]With a bunch of scruff on her chin
[00:42.70]And one functioning limb
[00:44.96]She could have a hundred babies
[00:46.40]From maybe 80 babies’ daddies
[00:48.19]And crazy acne
[00:49.46]I don’t need a babe to make me happy
[00:51.28]She could be a Russian with a husband
[00:52.67]Or even my second cousin
[00:54.32]As long as she doesn’t bust on my lovin’
[00:56.12]End of discussion
[00:57.67]She could be dyslexic
[00:58.66]With pits that are wretched
[00:59.64]I’ll even have sex if she’s pregnant
[01:01.46]As long as her vagina ain’t an arid desert
[01:03.81](Wow)
[01:04.56]We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[01:07.08]Functioning vaginas
[01:08.76]Functioning vagina-ginas
[01:11.05]We like them girls who can eat food, eat food
[01:13.63]Give ’em some food and they know what to do next
[01:17.04]We like them girls that don’t stab, don’t stab
[01:19.90]Don’t stab, don’t stab, don’t stab
[01:23.48]We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[01:26.34]Functioning vaginas
[01:28.09]Functioning vagina-ginas
[01:30.03]I need a girl
[01:31.18]Who can blow her nose and count her toes
[01:32.71]And doesn’t need help puttin’ on her clothes
[01:34.36]Walks on the sidewalk, not in the street
[01:35.75]Can at least get flip-flops on her feet
[01:37.46]A girl that can form real words with her mouth
[01:39.22]And color inside the lines
[01:40.55]Pass a first grade reading and math test
[01:42.33]Don’t gotta do the best
[01:43.92]She’s potty trained and don’t mess on the floor
[01:45.34]I want her to speak
[01:46.40](Whisper:) But less is more
[01:47.20]Know how to think
[01:48.21]Know how to blink
[01:48.82]Hey girl, whatcha sweatin’ me for?
[01:50.13]The type of girl I can take outside
[01:51.79]My standards ain’t that high
[01:53.28]A girl that can make out shapes
[01:54.67]And knows that rain comes from the sky
[01:56.15](Yeah)
[01:56.80]We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[01:59.53]Functioning vaginas
[02:01.24]Functioning vagina-ginas
[02:03.46]We like them girls with at least two limbs
[02:05.79]At least two fuckin’ limbs
[02:07.88]And one is a leg – what?!
[02:09.50]We like them girls who can write their name
[02:12.09]Write it on a piece of paper
[02:13.96]They can write their name, right
[02:15.95]We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[02:18.70]Functioning vaginas
[02:20.29]Functioning vagina-ginas
[02:22.33]Girl, you could have A.D.D.
[02:26.10](A.D.D.)
[02:28.47]But I’ll date you if you know your abc’s
[02:32.29](Hell yeah)
[02:35.07]I need a girl
[02:50.19]We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[02:52.14]Functioning vaginas
[02:53.60]Functioning vagina-ginas
[02:55.51]We like them girls who can eat food, eat food
[02:58.69]Give ’em some food and they know what to do next
[03:01.81]We like them girls that don’t stab, don’t stab
[03:05.22]Don’t stab, don’t stab, don’t stab
[03:08.50]We like them girls with functioning vaginas
[03:11.23]Functioning vaginas
[03:12.55]Functioning vagina-ginas
[03:15.30]Year of Release: 2012