Lyrics Bagpipes From Baghdad.lrc Eminem
[id: pshjynlg]
[ar: Eminem]
[al: Relapse]
[ti: Bagpipes From Baghdad]
[length: 04:43]
[00:17.79]Oh, it’s music to my ears, oh man
[00:22.41]How can I describe the way I feel?
[00:27.11]Fucking great, man
[00:30.37]Okay, let me see
[00:34.63]How could I begin?
[00:37.27]Locked in Mariah’s wine cellar, all I had for lunch
[00:40.02]Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Captain Crunch
[00:42.76]Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
[00:44.55]And to soak it up, an in-between snack, crackers to munch
[00:47.79]Mariah, what ever happened to us?
[00:49.78]Why did we have to break up?
[00:50.97]All I asked for was a glass of punch
[00:52.97]You see, I never really asked for much
[00:54.76]I can’t imagine what’s going through your mind after such
[00:58.13]A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk
[01:00.72]Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up
[01:03.76]I’m not playin’, I want her back, you punk
[01:05.74]This is Hello Kitty bedspread, Satin Funk
[01:08.58]Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk
[01:11.05]Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, Crunk
[01:13.80]And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya
[01:16.03]You can beat me with any spatula that you want
[01:18.88]I mean, I really want you bad, you cunt
[01:20.54]Nick, you had your fun, I’ve come to kick you in your sack of junk
[01:23.89]Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood
[01:25.75]So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
[01:29.24]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:30.87]When will it ever cease?
[01:32.07]For Pete sakes, he’s crazy to say the least
[01:34.26]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:36.07]What’s going through my mind
[01:37.27]Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
[01:39.56]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:41.17]Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[01:43.12]’Cause I’m gone, blowing on my
[01:44.79]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:46.34]I run the streets
[01:47.26]And act like a madman holding a Glad
[01:49.24]You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
[01:52.29]I’m the Miracle Whip trickster
[01:53.93]My signature sound, when a tube of lipstick’s around
[01:57.43]I’m bound to put it on in an instant, wow
[02:00.15]Man, what an ensemble
[02:01.41]What an assortment of pharma-ceuticals
[02:03.58]This beautiful pill dust in my palm, my
[02:05.47]Cuticles get residue just from touchin’ the bottle
[02:07.92]Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma
[02:10.43]I’ll cut ya like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya
[02:13.03]The size of a sword, boy, I’m like the fuckin’ Red Sonja
[02:15.62]Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowing ya, Norman
[02:18.19]You’re so fuckin’ annoyin’, drop the shovel, boy
[02:20.21]You don’t know what the fuck you’re doin’
[02:21.84]I ain’t playin’ no fuckin’ more
[02:23.27]Nick Cannon, you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin’ whore
[02:25.96]Every minute there’s a sucker born, snuck up on Malachi
[02:28.92]Made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn
[02:31.12]Shuck o’, shuck o’ corn, Chaka Khan
[02:33.08]Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck, and
[02:35.19]Told him it’s fuckin’ on, man, what the fuck are ya doin’?
[02:37.51]You’re runnin’ over the snowblower with the lawnmower
[02:40.03]Blowin’ your bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:41.56]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:43.27]When will it ever cease?
[02:44.29]For Pete sakes, he’s crazy to say the least
[02:46.63]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:48.39]What’s going through my mind
[02:49.49]Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
[02:51.87]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:53.44]Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[02:55.43]’Cause I’m gone, blowing on my
[02:56.85]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:58.67]I run the streets
[02:59.46]And act like a madman holding a Glad bag
[03:01.99]In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables
[03:04.78]I bet you they become heterosexual
[03:07.34]Nothing will stop me from molestin’ you
[03:09.36]Titty-fuckin’ you ’til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
[03:12.51]Is what I said to the two conjoined twins
[03:14.97]How’s it going, girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?
[03:17.38]You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment
[03:19.82]Who’s gonna see the doctor first? We’ll do a coin flip
[03:22.37]I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip
[03:25.11]When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?
[03:27.66]Baby, you shouldn’t have any trouble rubbing groins wit’
[03:30.14]Each other, especially when you’re joined at the hip
[03:32.55]I’m going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
[03:35.57]And attempt to separate ’em and stitch ’em back at the loin, shit
[03:38.57]Lure the little boy with the chocolate ‘Chips Ahoy!’ chip
[03:41.14]Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid pic
[03:43.47]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[03:45.17]When will it ever cease?
[03:46.18]For Pete sakes, he’s crazy to say the least
[03:48.43]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[03:50.24]What’s going through my mind
[03:51.29]Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
[03:53.66]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[03:55.32]Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[03:57.08]’Cause I’m gone, blowing on my
[03:58.72]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[04:00.57]I run the streets
[04:01.41]And act like a madman holding a Glad bag
[04:04.07]Oh, bagpipes from Baghdad
[04:05.14]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
[04:09.36]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
[04:14.56]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
[04:19.62]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
[04:22.66]Year of Release: 2009