Lyrics Ball of Kirriemuir (Live).lrc Jim Croce
[id: pshlyppg]
[ar: Jim Croce]
[al: Live – The Final Tour]
[ti: Ball of Kirriemuir (Live)]
[length: 03:31]
[00:06.38]Four-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness,
[00:10.02]And when the Ball was over,
[00:11.82]there were four-and-twenty less.
[00:13.63]Singin’ balls to your partner,
[00:16.38]your ass against the wall,
[00:18.13]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[00:19.90]ya never been had at all.
[00:25.42]There was doin’ in the parlor,
[00:27.23]there was doin’ on the stones,
[00:29.08]But ya couldn’t a hear the music
[00:30.87]for the wheezin’ and the groans,
[00:33.55]Singin’ balls to your partner,
[00:35.39]your ass against the wall,
[00:37.23]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[00:39.97]ya never been had at all.
[00:44.46]The undertaker, he was there,
[00:54.45]all wrapped up in a shroud,
[00:57.13]Swingin’ from the chandelier,
[00:58.95]and peein’ on the crowd,
[01:00.84]Singin’ balls to your partner,
[01:02.60]your ass against the wall,
[01:04.46]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[01:06.27]ya never been had at all.
[01:12.51]The village cripple, he was there,
[01:14.48]ah he could not do much,
[01:16.26]So he lined the ladies against the wall,
[01:18.01]and he did ’em with his crutch,
[01:19.83]Singin’ balls to your partner,
[01:21.61]your ass against the wall,
[01:24.37]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[01:26.19]ya never been had at all.
[01:43.49]Miss Mary McPherson was standin’ way up front,
[01:47.99]Some posies in her hand,
[01:48.82]and a carrot in her cunt.
[01:51.53]Singin’ balls to your partner,
[01:54.38]your ass against the wall,
[01:55.25]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[01:57.94]ya never been had at all.
[02:32.40]The Village postman, he was there,
[02:36.09]but the poor man had the pox,
[02:37.82]He could not do the lassies,
[02:39.68]so he did the letter box.
[02:41.45]Singin’ balls to your partner,
[02:44.12]your ass against the wall,
[02:46.01]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[02:47.82]ya never been had at all.
[03:09.59]The Village Magician, he was there,
[03:11.37]he gave us all a laugh,
[03:13.25]He pulled his foreskin over his head,
[03:15.94]and he vanished up his ass.
[03:17.71]Singin’ balls to your partner,
[03:19.55]your ass against the wall,
[03:21.30]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[03:24.18]ya never been had at all.
[03:25.96]Year of Release: 1980