Lyrics Big D Randy Christmas.lrc DigBar
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[al: For The Fans]
[ti: Big D Randy Christmas]
[length: 03:32]
[00:00.37]Twinkle twinkle stay inside
[00:04.21]Big Dick Randy did not die
[00:07.99]Twinkle twinkle holy shit!
[00:11.85]Big Dick Randy got a big hold up wait
[00:15.51]Big Dick Randy comin’ back
[00:17.24]He’s alive two days ago, looked him right in his eyes
[00:19.61]Big Randy back, and i’m hella surprised
[00:21.27]Cause I shot him in the head, like, multiple times
[00:23.29]Like what? He on a mission
[00:24.70]Takin’ presents and he givin’ out dickin’
[00:26.69]Instead of cookies, i’ma leave out some chicken
[00:28.63]So I could lure that * right to my kitchen
[00:30.63]I’m kinda scared, cause he dressed up like he Santa
[00:32.98]He love seein’ * in spotted pajamas
[00:34.55]He big and strong, he a bad mamma jamma
[00:36.84]That man hella gay, like the dudes in Atlanta
[00:38.51]He smellin’ fear, fear it is in me
[00:40.59]Big Dick Randy finna slide down the chimney
[00:42.42]He 7 foot, kinda wish he was 6’3
[00:44.49]Now the holiday, I gotta watch out for Big D
[00:46.76]I’m stayin’ up, i’m not goin’ to sleep
[00:48.43]Big Dick Randy, gon’ take my cheeks
[00:50.41]If I lay down, and I close my eyes
[00:52.32]He gon’ come down through the chimney, he slide
[00:54.19]Then he gon’ stand right at my bedside
[00:56.18]Then wake me up just by grippin’ my thigh
[00:58.15]Take off my booty, I think i’m gon’ die
[00:59.84]Take all my presents and take off my side
[01:01.82]Randy ain’t die, like dang it
[01:03.56]I knew it It make me cry when i’m makin’ this music
[01:05.80]He gon’ pull up to my crib, he gon do it
[01:07.49]Just got BBL, so I hope I don’t lose it
[01:09.47]Twinkle, twinkle, stay inside
[01:12.88]Big Dick Randy did not die
[01:16.65]Twinkle, twinkle, holy shit
[01:20.29]Big Dick Randy’s got a big, ah, wait
[01:24.52]Twinkle, twinkle, stay inside
[01:27.95]Big Dick Randy did not die
[01:32.17]Twinkle, twinkle, holy shit!
[01:35.61]Big Dick Randy’s got a big dick!
[01:39.66]Big Dick Randy, Big Dick Randy, he don’t play no games
[01:43.35]Big Dick Randy gonna take that ass and run the other way, hey!
[01:47.33]Big Dick Randy, Big Dick Randy, ain’t no fuckin’ joke
[01:51.39]If he run up on you, then yo back, it’s gon’ get broke, uh
[01:55.65]Randy like a running-back, he cover in the backside
[01:57.70]He a big, thick, 7 foot black guy
[01:59.62]* this ain’t Halloween no more, this is Christmas
[02:01.35]Hide your booty, cause he’s coming for that thickness
[02:03.68]Man, y’all on y’alls own, I can’t stop this *
[02:04.95]Man, I thought I done shot this *
[02:07.23]But if he in my crib, i’ma pop this *
[02:09.24]I’ma be Will Smith and Chris Rock this *
[02:11.59]Keep the doors locked, and the windows, don’t let this * in
[02:15.55]This Big Dick Randy shit never gon’ end
[02:17.55]He gon’ run off with yo’ booty, you ain’t ever gon’ win
[02:19.57]In my crib, I got Glocks, and extendos, i’ma hit him in his head
[02:23.43]He ain’t finna take my booty while I’m layin’ in the bed
[02:25.41]I’ma hit him 30 times, and make sure that * dead
[02:27.42]Polkadot pajamas, i’ma wear ’em on purpose
[02:29.34]Stand up on the bed, * then I start twerkin’
[02:31.36]Big Dick Randy gon be peepin’ through the curtains
[02:33.33]If he come into my room, then i’ma hit him where it’s hurtin’
[02:35.33]Keep the doors locked, and the windows, don’t let this * in
[02:39.54]This Big Dick Randy shit never gon’ end
[02:41.21]He gon’ run off with yo’ booty, you ain’t ever gon’ win!
[02:43.47]Big Dick Randy, Big Dick Randy, he don’t play no games
[02:47.12]Big Dick Randy gonna take that ass and run the other way, hey!
[02:51.44]Big Dick Randy, Big Dick Randy, ain’t no fuckin’ joke
[02:55.33]If he run up on you, then yo’ back, it’s gon’ get broke, uh
[02:59.39]Big Dick Randy, Big Dick Randy, he don’t play no games
[03:03.36]Big Dick Randy gonna take that ass and run the other way, hey!
[03:07.30]Big Dick Randy, Big Dick Randy, ain’t no fuckin’ joke
[03:11.35]If he run up on you, then yo back it’s gon’ get broke, uh
[03:15.39]Year of Release: 2023