Lyrics Big Dumb Idiot.lrc Tom Cardy
[id: tujwskqi]
[ar: Tom Cardy]
[al: Big Dumb Idiot]
[ti: Big Dumb Idiot]
[length: 03:31]
[00:01.72]”Hey guys, that’s one cappuccino”
[00:03.81]”Lovely, thank you very much”
[00:05.16]”No worries, and one breakfast bowl”
[00:06.44]”Wow, that looks great”
[00:07.44]”Enjoy your meal”
[00:08.23]”Yeah, you too”
[00:11.54]I am fine all alone
[00:14.25]But when I leave my house, I become a
[00:15.95]Big dumb idiot in front of other people
[00:18.00]A giant stupid piece of shit in front of other people
[00:20.39]By myself, I tend to be eloquent
[00:22.80]And then I go outside and say really dumb shit
[00:24.85]To people I don’t know or will ever see again
[00:27.75]And that’s worse for one reason
[00:29.31]’Cuz people I don’t know or will ever see again
[00:32.27]Will tell all their friends
[00:33.77]Other people I don’t know or will ever see again (Warning, malfunction)
[00:38.22]I am fine all alone
[00:40.98]But when I leave my house, I become a
[00:42.60]A big idiot
[00:43.95]I’m Tongue Tied
[00:44.89]The kind of guy who says hi one too many times
[00:47.15]”Hi, how are you?”
[00:48.07]”I’m good, how are you?”
[00:49.05]”I’m good, how are you?” (Warning, malfunction)
[00:51.40]”I’m good, how are you?” (System dysfunction)
[00:53.67]”I’m good, how are Good, how are Good, how are (unintelligible)”
[00:57.41]Right, it’s no good, I cannae stop it
[00:59.31]What the hell do you mean you can’t stop it? You built this thing didn’t you?
[01:01.96]Of course I built it, but I cannae longer control it
[01:04.50]What are you talking about?
[01:05.20]It’s teaching itself now
[01:06.42]My god
[01:07.12]That’s right, one day this machine will become more stupid than we could possibly imagine
[01:11.36]I’m good, how are Good, how are Good, how are…
[01:13.69]I am fine all alone
[01:16.41]I’m a living dichotomy
[01:18.33]Inside, I’m a modern day Socrates
[01:20.51]Outside, I sound like a bunch of drunk babies
[01:22.71]When it comes to being dumb, I’m a rockstar
[01:24.84]Under the radar like a motherfuckin’ ninja
[01:27.16]Light on my feet as I sneak into your house
[01:29.00]Be a giant fuckin’ idiot, then sneak back out
[01:31.28]Singin’
[01:31.62]I am fine all alone
[01:34.16]It’s what the voices in my head say
[01:35.93]Inside, I win a Broadway Tony
[01:38.00]Outside, I’m cut from my preschool matinee
[01:40.41]When it comes to being dumb, I take the cake
[01:42.70]When I go outside, I step on the end of a rake
[01:44.88]Then the rake hits my face
[01:46.07]While I’m trying to eat the cake
[01:47.41]And the sound that I make
[01:48.33]Is like “Jesus!”
[01:49.40]But the rake doesn’t hurt like it should
[01:53.69]And the cake tastes sweeter than it ever would
[01:58.10]If I was inside, doing something smart and fancy
[02:02.40]’Stead I’d be around outside my house dressed in my underpanties
[02:08.09]What’s this feeling in my mind?
[02:09.60]I can see through space and time
[02:12.00]Like I’ve been shocked with one thousand volts of idiocy
[02:15.84]For the first time in my life
[02:18.44]Every part of us aligned
[02:20.85]We agree in unity through stupidity
[02:24.48]Cake, face, rake
[02:27.32]In the pouring rain
[02:29.22]Us look fucking dumb
[02:31.76]And we having so much fun
[02:34.24]A new frontier
[02:36.22]The future’s finally here
[02:38.27]Don’t let in the fear (I am fine all alone)
[02:41.34]No, no
[02:43.06]Don’t give into fear
[02:45.10]The future’s finally
[02:46.79]I am fine all alone
[02:49.63]But I know I got to be a
[02:51.25]Big dumb idiot in front of other people
[02:53.46]A giant stupid piece of shit in front of other people
[02:55.81]By myself, now I think of really dumb shit
[02:58.07]I wack it in a song and stick it up the internet
[03:00.33]To people I don’t know or will ever see again
[03:03.23]And it blows my mind
[03:04.71]That people I don’t know or will ever see again
[03:07.88]Will show their friends
[03:09.15]Other people I don’t know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
[03:13.63]People I don’t know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
[03:18.21]People I don’t know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
[03:22.59]People I don’t know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
[03:27.19]Year of Release: 2022