Lyrics Bottles of Beer.lrc Your Favorite Martian
[id: dsklreot]
[ar: Your Favorite Martian]
[al: Bottles of Beer]
[ti: Bottles of Beer]
[length: 03:29]
[00:09.45]I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS
[00:12.65]We get a call from MILLER, the man was having spasms
[00:15.28]And he said, “Dude get dressed, there’s not a chance in hell
[00:18.43]That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL”
[00:21.22]”Do I have to go out, dude?”
[00:22.82]”No, but that Mexican chick CORONA’S there
[00:25.14]And she’s been asking about you.”
[00:26.86]I hung up the phone, it’s time to get dressed
[00:29.12]I put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE
[00:32.62]We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by ’em
[00:35.23]In that KILLIAN’S RED charger with the FAT TIREs
[00:38.11]Drivin’ round for like half the night
[00:40.28]Luckily, the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT
[00:43.22]We rolled up to the party, errybody was rockin’
[00:45.83]Playing BECK’S old single on that iPod dock
[00:48.43]And that’s where it’s at
[00:49.98]My ears were all ringing
[00:51.35]The party crowd was getting loud, and errybody starting singing
[00:54.60]99 bottles of beer on the wall
[00:56.94]99 bottles of beer
[00:59.39]You take one down, you pass it around
[01:01.98]You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[01:05.19]99 bottles of beer on the wall
[01:07.79]99 bottles of beer
[01:10.10]You take one down, you pass it around
[01:12.93]You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[01:15.88]Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
[01:18.47]Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid
[01:21.36]He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin’ his Vette
[01:23.92]Like automobile, big leck
[01:26.95]I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
[01:29.33]This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass
[01:32.28]I told that ugly HARP that she could go to hell
[01:34.62]And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STE-STE-STELLA
[01:39.16]And down to have some fun
[01:40.48]She was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring
[01:43.84]The alcohol was all clouding my thinking
[01:45.79]So I slapped her on the HEINY, “Can I get you a drink?”
[01:48.85]And she said, “Ha! You’re totally cute
[01:51.36]And if you fetch me a beer, I’ll let you touch my boob”
[01:54.41]Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink
[01:56.89]Then the party started moving, and erryone was all singing
[01:59.78]99 bottles of beer on the wall
[02:02.29]99 bottles of beer
[02:04.52]You take one down, you pass it around
[02:07.40]You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[02:10.63]99 bottles of beer on the wall
[02:13.29]99 bottles of beer
[02:15.67]You take one down, you pass it around
[02:18.22]You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[02:21.23]Now CORONA’S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
[02:23.85]His FOSTER parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE’S BEaST
[02:26.91]’Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world
[02:29.62]He was like “Hey Broski, you’re jacking my girl
[02:32.65]I should bust your SKULL. You look like a queer
[02:35.00]I’m gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong”
[02:38.24]”Of COORS! Challenge accepted”
[02:40.42]”You can call me GUINNESS, ’cause I’m touting the record”
[02:43.68]Beer pong’s my game, and with my shoulder cocked
[02:45.72]I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK
[02:48.84]We played for a while and I was wooing them when
[02:51.53]I showed everyone who’d win the BLUE RIBBON… PABST
[02:55.53]And CORONA was like, “Wow!
[02:57.62]You can totally touch my boob now”
[02:59.55]I was EL PRESIDENTE
[03:01.08]Or maybe a king with my CORONA
[03:02.90]In my NEW CASTLE, errybody started singing
[03:05.29]99 bottles of beer on the wall
[03:07.78]99 bottles of beer
[03:10.16]You take one down, you pass it around
[03:12.75]You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[03:15.99]99 bottles of beer on the wall
[03:18.65]99 bottles of beer
[03:21.31]You take one down, you pass it around
[03:23.69]You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[03:27.45]Year of Release: 2011