Lyrics Can You Stand Upon One Leg.lrc The Divine Comedy
[id: pshjicgu]
[ar: The Divine Comedy]
[al: Bang Goes the Knighthood]
[ti: Can You Stand Upon One Leg]
[length: 03:32]
[00:10.75]Can you stand upon one leg
[00:14.31]It’s harder than you think
[00:18.63]If you can do it without falling down
[00:23.21]You can do just about anything
[00:28.57]Go on, see if you can
[00:33.29]See how long you can stand on one leg
[00:46.09]Can you beat your dad at chess
[00:49.59]It’s harder than you think
[00:53.82]Sit him down at Christmas
[00:56.23]Turn the TV off
[00:58.08]Give him lots of chocolates and a drink
[01:02.25]And he might give you a match
[01:07.54]And when you’ve been duly dispatched he will laugh
[01:12.91]Ha ha ha
[01:15.29]And you’ll say, ‘one more game’
[01:19.52]Can you write a silly song
[01:22.78]It’s harder than you think
[01:28.55]One that’s not too short
[01:31.12]One that’s not too long
[01:32.61]One that can make everybody sing
[01:36.72]Go on, give it a try
[01:41.99]You might do better than I
[01:45.87]It’s just like trying to stand on one leg
[01:51.45]Tell me can you tell a funny joke
[01:56.94]One that makes you laugh out loud
[02:02.71]One that makes the milk come out your nose
[02:06.35]If you know a funny joke then tell it now…
[02:23.00]…That’s not bad, I’m impressed
[02:28.58]But there’s one final test
[02:33.76]Can you hold a singing note for a stupidly long time
[02:44.08]Well it’s my party piece so let’s make it a little harder
[02:48.54]By starting it way up high
[02:53.38]Come on, give it a go
[02:57.72]Let’s see how long you can hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[03:15.15]Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[03:28.16]Ooooooooold on to a note!
[03:31.71]Year of Release: 2010