Lyrics Chrismas Time in Hollywood.lrc Hollywood Undead
[id: uqnpjkra]
[ar: Hollywood Undead]
[al: Never Goin’ Down]
[ti: Chrismas Time in Hollywood]
[length: 04:00]
[00:04.64]It’s Christmas in Hollywood, Santa’s back up in the hood
[00:08.11]So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
[00:11.99]It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel’s spinning in the hood
[00:16.15]So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
[00:19.12]Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas
[00:27.72]It’s Christmas in Hollywood, Santa’s back up in the hood
[00:31.74]So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
[00:35.28]It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidels spinning in the hood
[00:38.14]So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
[00:42.38]J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas
[00:44.84]About some bad kids who were full of wishes
[00:47.54]We gave some gifts, and then we gave some loving
[00:48.99]The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
[00:50.99]Little Timmy stole from 7-Eleven
[00:52.55]So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
[00:54.34]We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
[00:56.41]But there were still some bad kids who deserved some presents
[00:58.53]Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
[01:00.36]So we slipped down his chimney with an 18-pack
[01:02.25]He didn’t leave cookies, but we needed a snack
[01:04.15]So we took the beer back, and I fucked him in the ass
[01:06.10]It’s Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask
[01:08.16]The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
[01:10.10]Like, “Oh my God, is that Saint Nick?”
[01:12.09]Kids, give me your list like it’s the 25th
[01:13.86]Been accused of being a bad kid
[01:15.58]B-But I get presents as is
[01:17.57]’Cause Mrs. Claus just MySpaced me
[01:19.62]I blew off a date on Christmas Eve
[01:21.52]So I don’t give a fuck if you’re naughty or nice
[01:23.97]You might still get a Rolly and a gang of ice
[01:25.36]So write your list and never have no fear
[01:27.24]Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year
[01:29.96]Fuck yeah
[01:32.31]Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho
[01:37.16]It’s Christmas in Hollywood, Santa’s back up in the hood
[01:40.78]So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
[01:43.96]It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidels spinning in the hood
[01:48.15]So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
[01:51.83]I’m about to serve it up for all you boys and girls
[01:54.04]Good kids, bad kids, and even Da Kurlzz
[01:56.10]We were chilling at home and decking the halls
[01:57.98]So I checked my phone, and Santa had called
[01:59.64]He said he’d swing by at a quarter to 12
[02:01.59]He said that his jolly ass needed some help
[02:03.53]He said Christmas ain’t a day but a way of life
[02:06.18]”If you guide my sleigh, I’ll let you fuck my wife”
[02:07.51]So we jumped in his sleigh, and it started to jingle
[02:09.37]Funnier than fuck, you can ask Chris Kringle
[02:11.45]So we all took flight, but something was fishy
[02:13.26]He asked for road head and started to kiss me
[02:15.42]Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
[02:17.25]Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos
[02:19.03]I pulled down his beard, and it was a monster
[02:21.02]It wasn’t Saint Nick, it was a fucking imposter
[02:23.14]When we found out, he started to pout
[02:25.00]I took my bandanna, and I choked him out
[02:26.80]I pulled off his beard, then I fucked his mouth
[02:28.71]Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
[02:30.72]I’ve had a lot of wild nights, but tonight was the craziest
[02:32.63]I’ve met a lot of Jeffs, but this one was the shadiest
[02:34.70]When it comes to cheer, that motherfucker’s a Grinch
[02:36.48]So if you don’t like Christmas, fuck you, bitch
[02:38.67]You kids are in big trouble, oh, boy, ho, ho
[02:45.75]It’s Christmas in Hollywood, Santa’s back up in the hood
[02:50.00]So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
[02:53.33]It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel’s spinning in the hood
[02:57.54]So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
[03:00.86]Let’s get drunk
[03:02.19]Ho, ho, hey, looks like Santa’s had a little too much Mada Shavensen eggnog
[03:08.88]Hey, Hollywood Undead, you’re pretty naughty this year
[03:13.40]I ain’t visiting you faggots, so
[03:16.79]It’s Christmas in Hollywood, Santa’s back up in the hood
[03:20.56]So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
[03:24.04]It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel’s spinning in the hood
[03:27.89]So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
[03:31.39]Let’s get drunk
[03:32.43]It’s Christmas in Hollywood, Santa’s back up in the hood
[03:36.00]So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
[03:39.36]It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel’s spinning in the hood
[03:43.39]So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
[03:47.17]It’s Christmas in Hollywood, Santa’s back up in the hood
[03:51.19]So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
[03:54.84]It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel’s spinning in the hood
[03:58.50]So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
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