Lyrics Dookie Fresh.lrc Your Favorite Martian
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[00:05.76]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[00:07.50]Dookie Fresh
[00:08.19]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[00:10.16]Dookie Fresh
[00:11.08]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[00:13.09]Dookie Fresh
[00:13.85]Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
[00:15.84]I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp
[00:19.54]Her body was bangin’
[00:20.74]This chick was built with great parts
[00:22.54]Then she was beautiful, I didn’t really know her
[00:24.88]But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor
[00:28.04]I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body
[00:30.71]But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty
[00:34.07]Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank
[00:36.42]It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank
[00:40.12]To get away from the stank
[00:42.04]I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she’s hot
[00:45.46]But I don’t even know if I can do this
[00:47.67]Cuz she smells like R. Kelly’s date mixed with raw sewage
[00:50.69]Her breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her mouth
[00:53.18]She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I’m out
[00:55.92]She’s ridiculously fine!
[00:57.52]So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh
[01:01.98]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[01:04.08]Dookie Fresh
[01:04.60]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[01:06.70]Dookie Fresh
[01:07.66]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[01:09.73]Dookie Fresh
[01:10.46]Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
[01:13.52]I gotta admit she knocked me off my feet
[01:15.95]Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat
[01:18.35]She said “Puff, I really like you, and I’d really be embarrassed
[01:21.48]If you didn’t peep my heritage and meet my parents”
[01:24.37]So I drove to their house, and I parked the car
[01:27.06]And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar
[01:29.77]And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents’ house
[01:32.76]I started gagging’ like I had a pubic hair in my mouth
[01:35.72]Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? “Yes!”
[01:38.51]Her mom stank like Lady Gaga’s old ass meat dress
[01:41.35]”Paparazzi!” Shut up, this shit ain’t funny!
[01:43.94]Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman’s onesy
[01:46.98]Her mom made us dinner and I couldn’t even eat it
[01:49.65]Cuz she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady’s cleavage
[01:52.29]I really like this girl, but I feel like givin’ in
[01:55.32]To-to-to be honest she smells like an Indian
[01:58.88]”Hey, that’s not funny!”
[02:00.43]No, no I mean like Indian food
[02:02.78]Like curry smells bad, Indian food!
[02:05.65]”You’re a dick!”
[02:06.83]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[02:08.37]Dookie Fresh
[02:10.37]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[02:12.15]Dookie Fresh
[02:12.96]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[02:14.97]Dookie Fresh
[02:15.85]Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
[02:18.47]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[02:20.63]Dookie Fresh
[02:21.50]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[02:23.13]Dookie Fresh
[02:24.16]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[02:26.24]Dookie Fresh
[02:27.08]Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
[02:29.13]And now she wants to get serious
[02:31.12]I don’t know what it is
[02:32.44]But if I don’t get away from the smell
[02:33.60]Imma throw myself off a bridge
[02:35.58]I gotta end it!
[02:37.07]She smells like Venus Williams’ panties after playin’ tennis
[02:39.52]There’s no way that I can win this
[02:40.83]We go out to eat before we even get a seat
[02:43.73]She makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street
[02:46.41]Like a fuckin’ fire drill
[02:47.89]They skip their entire meal
[02:49.31]Yo Deejay should I leave her, or should I try and chill?
[02:52.33]Ah! I-I-I’ve had worse
[02:54.67]Ah-Ah-Ah! I-I I-I’ve had worse
[02:57.35]Ah-Ah-Ah! I’ve had worse
[03:01.02]Ah-Ah-Ah! Smash-Smash-Smash that ass anyway
[03:03.82]Smash Sh-Smash! I-I-I’ve had worse
[03:06.18]Puff-p-Puff, plug your nose and smash that ass anyway
[03:09.19]Naw, I think I’m gonna leave her and I wish her the best
[03:11.80]But somebody needs to tell her that she’s Dookie Fresh
[03:14.83]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[03:16.86]Dookie Fresh
[03:17.76]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[03:19.49]Dookie Fresh
[03:20.62]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[03:22.78]Dookie Fresh
[03:23.58]Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
[03:26.06]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[03:28.33]Dookie Fresh
[03:29.13]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[03:31.04]Dookie Fresh
[03:31.87]Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
[03:33.85]Dookie Fresh
[03:34.69]Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
[03:37.68]So yeah it didn’t work out
[03:41.13]I mean, that girl smelled like Chewbacca’s ass
[03:44.46]Wait, wait
[03:48.21]Oh
[03:49.38]Well, maybe it was me
[03:50.18]”Yeah, I told you you’re a dick!”
[03:51.81]Year of Release: 2011