Lyrics First of May.lrc Jonathan Coulton
[id: pshlcguw]
[ar: Jonathan Coulton]
[al: Artificial Heart]
[ti: First of May]
[length: 04:10]
[00:11.72]I woke up this morning
[00:14.14]I had a scone and a large house blend
[00:19.09]Then a little conversation
[00:21.15]With my squirrel and chipmunk friends
[00:24.33]I said I’m sick and tired of winter
[00:27.43]And I wish that it was spring
[00:32.28]Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast
[00:35.45]Began to sing
[00:38.65]And he sang
[00:39.87]”Ooh, child, what you think, the cold winter’s gonna last forever?”
[00:45.72]”Ooh, child, now’s the time for all the people to get together”
[00:51.91]Outside
[00:54.31]’Cause it’s the First of May, First of May
[00:57.84]Outdoor fucking starts today
[01:01.16]So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay
[01:08.72]Water’s not cold, baby, dip in your big toe
[01:11.93]Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
[01:14.53]Grass below you, sky above
[01:17.52]Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
[01:21.27]Fucking outside
[01:23.27]
[01:27.62]I thanked him for the information
[01:30.13]I cried a little when he flew away
[01:34.93]Watched an episode of “The People’s Court”
[01:37.88]And I tried to plan my day
[01:40.85]I called up my old lady
[01:43.29]She wasn’t home, so I called my girl
[01:48.34]Asked her if she’d like to join me
[01:50.39]As I entertain the world
[01:54.87]I said
[01:55.98]”Ooh, child, I’ll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off”
[02:01.88]”Ooh, child, you’re gonna like it when we’re taking each other’s pants off”
[02:08.00]Outside
[02:10.43]’Cause it’s the First of May, First of May
[02:14.07]Outdoor fucking starts today
[02:17.26]So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay
[02:24.86]Water’s not cold, baby, dip in your big toe
[02:28.01]Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
[02:30.65]Grass below you, sky above
[02:33.62]Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
[02:37.37]Fucking outside
[02:39.15]
[02:43.51]So, we went to the park together
[02:46.45]We were walking in the midday sun
[02:51.28]Met all kinds of people and we
[02:54.33]We fucked everyone
[02:57.09]Fucked a lady who sells ice cream
[02:59.45]We fucked a man with a tan shar pei
[03:04.46]Everyone who needed fucking wildly
[03:07.51]They got fucked today
[03:10.88]So come on
[03:12.27]Ooh, child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
[03:17.99]Ooh, child, you’ll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
[03:24.11]Outside
[03:26.60]’Cause it’s the First of May, First of May
[03:29.92]Outdoor fucking starts today
[03:33.29]So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay
[03:40.96]Water’s not cold, baby, dip in your big toe
[03:44.02]Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
[03:46.93]Grass below you, sky above
[03:49.75]Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
[03:53.40]Fucking outside
[03:56.31]Fucking outside
[03:59.24]Fucking outside
[04:04.40]Year of Release: 2003