Lyrics Fit or Fat “Fat As I Am”.lrc Bette Midler
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[01:27.12]Fat as I am.
[01:28.99]Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
[01:33.47]I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
[01:37.15]How is it that I’m fat as I am?
[01:43.44]Fat as I am.
[01:46.11]The camera’s gonna add a ton to my can.
[01:49.75]This is the way they say Godzilla began.
[01:54.20]How did I get as fat as I am?
[01:59.78]”Try it again.”
[02:01.56]All of my friends say I should diet again;
[02:05.18]That all my fans are gonna riot again.
[02:08.74]”Look what happened to Liz.”
[02:14.19]All of my sins
[02:15.93]Are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
[02:20.55]I could audition for the doublemint twins.
[02:23.26]No one in the biz is as fat as I is.
[02:28.62]Ah, but what’s a career
[02:30.46]When you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
[02:34.05]They could park a DC10 on my rear.
[02:37.63]God knows I got the gas!
[02:43.18]There goes the chair.
[02:45.84]But to tell the truth, I’m too fat to care!
[02:49.49]I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
[02:53.02]Ah, you don’t give a damn
[02:55.74]When you’re fat as I am!
[03:01.18]Year of Release: 1985