Lyrics Geek.lrc mc chris
[id: teobrafz]
[ar: MC Chris]
[al: Knowing Is Half the Hassle]
[ti: Geek]
[length: 03:35]
[00:09.08]Stop pickin on me,
[00:11.03]Because I’m a geek.
[00:14.03]I’m strange to you,
[00:16.09]You’re strange to me.
[00:18.96]Well, one of these days
[00:20.92]I’m gonna pack heat,
[00:22.97]Your brains on the wall,
[00:25.92]My face, my face on tv.
[00:28.86]They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.
[00:30.90]Sand kickers comin’ sixty clicks upon the sonar.
[00:32.97]They’re gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.
[00:34.93]If this was D&D, you’d see me jump into a portal.
[00:37.96]I’m a geek,
[00:38.97]Spelled G double E K.
[00:39.92]I meet my boys in the basement about every day.
[00:42.09]A card table, comic books and cans of coke
[00:45.03]That we blow out of our nose after a Star Wars joke.
[00:47.02]We got style:
[00:49.07]Tape on our glasses, zits on our faces, and hair on our asses.
[00:52.12]Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors,
[00:54.93]Tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman’s.
[00:57.04]We got problems, namely the jocks:
[00:59.03]The SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks.
[01:02.09]Otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin the tit.
[01:04.19]If I was Wolverine, you’d hear my knuckles go, snikt.
[01:07.19]I’m not perfect, the before picture of Peter Parker,
[01:09.16]Always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.
[01:11.16]I got brains, fuck B’s and C’s,
[01:13.13]I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year’s Eve.
[01:16.24]Stop pickin on me,
[01:18.25]Because I’m a geek.
[01:21.22]I’m strange to you,
[01:23.27]You’re strange to me.
[01:26.28]Well, one of these days
[01:28.20]I’m gonna pack heat,
[01:30.24]Your brains on the wall,
[01:33.20]My face, my face on tv.
[01:35.27]Don’t fuck with a geek, just cuz he got a gift.
[01:38.16]You get in my way bitch you get a Vulcan neck pinch.
[01:40.27]One night I didn’t go to sleep, up playin’ risk.
[01:42.27]At dawn, I won, got global dominance,
[01:45.23]But it in the hallway it’s completely different shit.
[01:47.20]Can’t get my locker open and my pants are always split.
[01:49.33]Can’t seem to catch a ride,
[01:51.30]Can’t ever get a date,
[01:52.32]But in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I’m great.
[01:54.33]Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail.
[01:57.34]I’m at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail.
[01:59.34]Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands.
[02:01.31]Never been kissed, never been holding hands,
[02:04.46]Just bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath.
[02:06.48]Darth Vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse.
[02:09.46]The dragon died from heart attack, you may advance,
[02:12.49]And yo, I upped your armor class.
[02:14.48]Being a geek it aint so bad,
[02:16.45]I can’t get laid, I got japanime stashed,
[02:18.48]And a mind jam packed with sci fi facts.
[02:20.45]Dreadnoughts rock, dinobots kick ass!
[02:23.52]Stop pickin on me,
[02:25.52]Because I’m a geek.
[02:28.58]I’m strange to you,
[02:30.57]You’re strange to me.
[02:33.45]Well, one of these days
[02:35.56]I’m gonna pack heat,
[02:37.55]Your brains on the wall,
[02:40.44]My face, my face on tv.
[02:44.50]Year of Release: 2002