Lyrics God That’s Brilliant.lrc Operation Mincemeat
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[ar: Operation Mincemeat]
[al: Operation Mincemeat]
[ti: God That’s Brilliant]
[length: 03:02]
[00:00.09]So
[00:01.73]Hitler’s on the train, and he’s heading for the border
[00:04.72]We take out a porter that no one will miss
[00:07.97]Now, our boy’s undercover, he poisons the water
[00:12.19]God, that’s brilliant! But listen to this
[00:17.20]I’ve designed a new kind of missile
[00:19.61]So tiny, it’s shot from a pen
[00:22.02]It’s full of airborne sedative, time to affect is relative
[00:24.72]But one whiff’s enough to floor ten grown men
[00:27.20]We’ll shoot him on route
[00:28.29]Our pursuit will be fruitful
[00:29.56]And the Führer is out cold
[00:32.46]But what the hell happens then?
[00:34.05]So
[00:34.61]Hitler’s on the train, and he’s feeling kind of tired
[00:36.97]He’s drugged in a fug like a mental abyss
[00:39.51]’Mein’ pants have been stolen!
[00:40.52]We’ll trade them for Poland!
[00:42.04]God, that’s brilliant! But listen to this
[00:44.54]But, I haven’t got to the explodin’ socks yet!
[00:46.01]You’ve had a verse
[00:47.15]I know a lady assassin
[00:49.18]She’s live but impossibly strong
[00:51.53]She’s killed half of Moscow
[00:53.06]She owns her own crossbow
[00:54.25]A master of disguise who can speak any tongue
[00:56.69]She’s stationed in Haiti, patiently waiting
[00:59.22]But one call from me, and she’ll be ours for a song
[01:01.46]So
[01:03.07]Hitler’s on the train, and he’s coming back from Burma
[01:05.45]A girl hurls herself from a nearby tree
[01:07.77]She crashes through the window
[01:08.90]Disguised as a flamingo
[01:10.17]In the world that unfurls
[01:11.13]She kills a guy or three
[01:12.60]She raises up a knife
[01:13.67]It’s dripping blood from a slaughter
[01:15.15]Hitler shits himself as she blows him a kiss
[01:17.62]His guards try to pour in
[01:18.80]She barricades the door and
[01:20.25]God, that’s brilliant! But listen to this
[01:23.11]If this is a man in a fancy suit
[01:25.27]All that we need is a swanky Tuxedo
[01:28.41]Fleming, stop going on about your bloody novels
[01:31.36]Several publishers are interested!
[01:33.08]Your mother doesn’t count
[01:35.09]Come on boys, remember what Churchill said
[01:38.77]”If you want to beat them Jerries
[01:41.10]You gotta call upon the visionaries”
[01:43.53]’Cause, if you’re in trouble
[01:44.51]Don’t scream and shout
[01:45.61]Just call the English public schoolboys, we’ll sort it all out
[01:48.38]It’s time for ambition
[01:49.30]Time to show you’ve got vision
[01:50.75]We’re the best brains in Britain
[01:52.15]Now listen to this!
[01:53.15]All we need is a shiny Tuxedo (here we go!)
[01:55.55]And my design for a submarine car (for God’s sake!)
[01:57.98]About seven pretty ladies
[01:59.32]Aston Martins or Mercedes
[02:00.72]A base in a volcano and a laser cigar
[02:03.13]Some crocodile moccasins
[02:04.58]A watch with a garrotte in it
[02:05.73]A vodka Martini waitin’ at the bar
[02:07.80]And there’s our man
[02:09.22]Who’s a really famous hero
[02:10.53]He wears cool suits, and he has a big gun
[02:13.08]He has great adventures
[02:14.37]And ladies want to kiss him
[02:15.85]I do like it when the ladies want to kiss me
[02:18.09]God, he’s brilliant, and his name is James
[02:21.53]I’ve even got a catchphrase for him!
[02:24.17]The name’s James, James, no
[02:30.66]Makes no sense-
[02:34.85]Now, Hitler’s on the train, or a boat, or other vehicle
[02:37.63]We send in an assassin, or a robot, that’s illegal!
[02:39.95]They shoot him, stab him, Grab him
[02:41.24]And he’s wearing a Tuxedo
[02:42.41]He kills the guard, snogs the girl, and says something cool
[02:44.76]No! We tie him up, we poison him
[02:46.27]I think this plan has veered off
[02:47.51]We bring him back to Blighty
[02:48.58]Steal his trousers, blow his head off
[02:50.05]Our victory’s assured
[02:51.01]Whilst we go and win the war
[02:52.23]No! God, that’s brilliant!
[02:53.41]Um, God, I’m brilliant!
[02:54.77]Well, God, we’re brilliant!
[02:56.09]No! Now listen to this! No!
[02:57.38]Year of Release: 2023