Lyrics Guess My Religion.lrc Insane Clown Posse
[id: pshkijyx]
[ar: Insane Clown Posse]
[al: Smothered, Covered, And Chunked!]
[ti: Guess My Religion]
[length: 06:26]
[00:00.72]Why is everybody always playing with God? (X3)
[00:21.93]Ain’t that a bitch?
[00:23.81]The church house getting rich
[00:26.67]And I’m looking like dookie on a stick
[00:29.22]As soon as I walked in, they couldn’t wait
[00:32.33]To pass that fat ass collection plate
[00:35.63]And before I could stick my dollar in
[00:38.38]The ushers were making rounds again
[00:40.95]To get here I had to catch a ride
[00:42.79]And these motherfuckers talking about 20 percent in tithes
[00:46.34]Telling me its for the homeless and those with no where to go
[00:49.99]But at night, the church doors close
[00:52.67]The poor get a cup of soup if they lucky
[00:54.68]While the pastor peeps a black screen and he gets stucky
[00:58.78]He says he talks to God on Facebook
[01:00.40]The congregation cheats the whole place crooks
[01:03.63]I don’t give a fuck about your blessings
[01:06.57]You want to know my religion, why don’t you guess it?
[01:09.07]Why is everyone always playing with God? (x4)
[01:32.56]I got to talk about these snakes behind the pulpit
[01:37.31]Cause they full of that bullshit
[01:39.94]It’s no wonder they think they large
[01:41.02]When these motherfucking members treat they ass like God
[01:43.67]They pulled a man in outta wheelchair
[01:46.01]He backflipped across the stage to get paid
[01:48.55]They went to the next town more money made
[01:52.18]It ain’t even real wine, it’s Kool-Aid
[01:55.33]Half the choir hit the weed that morning
[01:58.69]They can’t help it, church is fucking boring
[02:01.65]I’m sick and tired of my homies getting killed
[02:04.06]And the pastor is saying “It’s God’s will.”
[02:07.31]Fuck the enemy is what I said
[02:09.78]I won’t turn the other cheek bitch
[02:11.27]I’ll bust your head
[02:12.80]Put your hands on me, it gets scary
[02:16.21]I’m a put your ass in a cemetery
[02:18.90]There’s so much about religion I find odd
[02:21.93]There’s no middleman between me and my God
[02:24.99]I don’t give a fuck about your blessings
[02:28.36]You want to know my religion, why don’t you guess it?
[02:30.92]Why is everyone always playing with God? (x4)
[02:53.43]Just because you got a collar and big book
[02:56.15]Don’t mean that you ain’t a sick crook
[02:59.10]So many ways to be misled and get paid
[03:02.21]Who are you to tell me when I’m saved
[03:05.24]Real believers would practice what they preach
[03:08.20]And praise the Lord more than one day out the week
[03:11.54]Another reason they ain’t repenting
[03:14.12]The church house be having some fine ass women in it
[03:17.07]And that’s why the preacher can’t spread the word of the Lord
[03:19.81]Cause he be looking just as hard
[03:22.93]It’s the blind trying to lead the blind
[03:26.02]And you wonder why people are so behind
[03:28.53]The vows, you don’t want the truth
[03:30.71]He’s jacking off the other side of the confession booth
[03:33.84]All this shit is way out of hand
[03:36.38]All these motherfuckers doing the hook behind the choir stand
[03:39.60]You getting mad cause I’m questioning your merit
[03:42.38]But bitch, dammit, if the shoe fit, wear it
[03:45.88]I don’t give a fuck about your blessings
[03:48.75]You want to know my religion, why don’t you guess it?
[03:51.44]Why is everyone always playing with God?
[03:54.19](There’s no right or no wrong, way to the.)
[03:56.94]Why is everyone always playing with God?
[04:00.21](It’s so evil and wrong, I’m famous) x2
[04:03.19]Yeah, some of you motherfuckers phony as hell
[04:15.55]Jumping up and down, catching the Holy Ghost
[04:20.52]Spinning all up in the air and shit
[04:22.92]When you fall on me, I’m going to knock you smooth out
[04:25.55]I don’t give a damn, I ain’t even playing
[04:28.18]Fake fucks, coming to church on Sunday with a motherfucking hangover and
[04:34.24]Shit
[04:36.28]Still drunk, selling weed in the pews
[04:37.24]I see you bitch
[04:39.14]Why is everyone always playing with God?
[04:40.59](There’s no right or no wrong, way to the.)
[04:44.09]Why is everyone always playing with God?
[04:46.05](It’s so evil and wrong, I’m famous) x2
[04:50.94]Why is everyone always playing with God?
[05:00.71]Sniffing coke in the bathrooms
[05:04.53]Spiking the holy water
[05:06.36](Why is everyone always playing with God?)
[05:08.55]Fake ass nuns, half you hoes dancing players
[05:12.25](Why is everyone always playing with God?)
[05:15.20]I see you hoes turning tricks in the back
[05:17.36]You bitches
[05:18.80](Why is everyone always playing with God?)
[05:21.09]Drunk ass preacher, nothing but a
[05:23.26](Why is everyone always playing with God?)
[05:26.38]Trying to grab a little boys ass cheeks
[05:27.77]Keep your dick out the choir you little perv
[05:30.52](Why is everyone always playing with God?)
[05:32.22]Fucking old ass pedophile
[05:33.87]I seen the preachers car parked outside the Sunrise Health Spa
[05:37.86]There goes your donation money
[05:39.14]Hookers and crack
[05:40.46]You fucking bitches
[05:43.61]All these poor ass old people don’t know any better
[05:46.66]Give all their money to that snake on the stage
[05:49.98]Just sitting there in that pink Cadillac
[05:55.96]Classic bo-hand
[05:57.65]And a big ass chinchilla all the way down to his ankle bones
[06:03.23]You fucking old ass crooks
[06:04.94]But hey man, let the whole congregation sing!
[06:15.20]Year of Release: 2012