Lyrics Houdini.lrc Eminem
[id: pshxegin]
[ar: Eminem]
[al: The Death of Slim Shady (Coup De Grâce)]
[ti: Houdini]
[length: 03:47]
[00:00.09]Hey, Em, it’s Paul
[00:01.58]Uh, I was listening to the album
[00:04.56]Good fucking luck, you’re on your own
[00:06.88]Guess who’s back, back again?
[00:10.76]Shady’s back, tell a friend
[00:14.63]Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back?
[00:16.31]Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back?
[00:18.35]Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back?
[00:20.24]Guess who’s back?
[00:21.18]Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
[00:24.95]Da-da-da, da, da, da, da
[00:29.40]Well, look what the stork brung (what?)
[00:30.92]Little baby devil with the forked tongue (ha)
[00:32.59]And it’s stickin’ out, yeah, like a sore thumb (bleh)
[00:34.53]With a forehead that it grew horns from (look)
[00:36.28]Still a white jerk (it’s him), pullin’ up in a Chrysler to the cypher
[00:39.25]With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
[00:40.94]Lyrical technician (yeah), an electrician (yeah)
[00:43.08]Y’all light work
[00:43.98]And I don’t gotta play pretend, it’s you I make believe (what?)
[00:46.45]And you know I’m here to stay ’cause me (why?)
[00:48.37]If I was to ever take a leave (what?)
[00:50.26]It would be aspirin’ to break a feve’ (yeah)
[00:52.16]If I was to ask for Megan Thee (what?)
[00:53.87]Stallion if she would collab with me
[00:55.73]Would I really have a shot at a feat?
[00:57.70]I don’t know, but I’m glad to be back like
[00:59.54]Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
[01:03.75]I’m ’bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
[01:06.74]Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
[01:11.49]Just like that and I’m back, bro
[01:14.63]Now, back in the days of old me (when?)
[01:16.23]Right around the time I became a dope fiend (oh)
[01:18.14]Ate some codeine as a way of coping (mm)
[01:19.91]Taste of opiates, case of OE
[01:21.88]Turned me into smiley face emoji (woo)
[01:23.78]My shit may not be age-appropriate
[01:25.92]But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy
[01:29.34]’Cause I have zero doubts
[01:31.02]That this whole world’s ’bout
[01:33.01]To turn into some girl scouts
[01:34.99]That censorship bureau’s out to (shut me down)
[01:37.31]So when I started this verse
[01:38.63]It did start off lighthearted at first (hmm)
[01:40.47]But it feels like I’m targeted
[01:42.06]Mind-bogglin’ how my profit has skyrocketed
[01:44.83]Look what I pocketed
[01:46.02]Yeah, the shit is just like y’all had been light joggin’, and
[01:48.78]I’ve been runnin’ at full speed
[01:49.99]And that’s why I’m ahead like my noggin’, and
[01:52.41]I’m the fight y’all get in
[01:53.44]When you debate who the best, but opps, I’m white chalkin’ when
[01:56.16]I step up to that mic, cock it then
[01:57.97]”Oh my God, it’s him, not again!”
[01:59.99]Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
[02:04.02]I’m ’bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
[02:07.28]Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
[02:11.98]Just like that, and I’m back, bro (break it down)
[02:15.76]Sometimes, I wonder what the old me’d say (if what?)
[02:19.33]If he could see the way shit is today (look at this shit, man)
[02:23.03]He’d probably say that everything is gay (like happy)
[02:26.85]What’s my name? What’s my name? (Slim Shady)
[02:29.68]So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?
[02:32.46]I’m a bigger prick than cacti be (yeah)
[02:33.99]And that’s why these (what?)
[02:35.09]Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (bzz)
[02:37.94]In the coupe, leaning back my seat (what?)
[02:39.37]Bumpin’ R. Kelly’s favorite group (uh), the black guy (guy) pees (pees)
[02:42.20]In my Air Max 90s
[02:43.47]White Ts, walkin’ parental advisory
[02:45.88]My transgender cat’s Siamese (why?)
[02:47.41]Identifies as Black, but acts Chinese
[02:49.27]Like a motherfuckin’ Hacky Sack, I treat (what?)
[02:51.10]The whole world ’cause I got it at my feet (yeah)
[02:53.05]How can I explain to you (what?)
[02:54.04]That even myself I’m a danger to? (Yeah)
[02:56.15]I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
[02:57.88]And say a few things or two to anger you
[02:59.78]But fuck that, if I think that shit, I’ma say that shit
[03:02.65]Cancel me, what? Okay, that’s it
[03:04.37]Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
[03:06.18]You male cross-dresser, fake-ass bitch
[03:08.29]And I’ll probably get shit for that (watch)
[03:09.94]But you can all suck my dick, in fact
[03:11.64]Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you (what?)
[03:14.18]Fuck my own kids, they’re brats (fuck ’em)
[03:16.17]They can screw off (yeah), them and you all (uh)
[03:17.72]You too, Paul (punk), got two balls
[03:19.77]Big as RuPaul’s (whoa)
[03:20.82]What you thought you saw ain’t what you saw (nah)
[03:22.47]’Cause you’re never gon’ see me
[03:23.80]Caught sleepin’ and see the kidnappin’ never did happen (no)
[03:26.57]Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
[03:28.54]I vanish into the thin air as I’m leaving like
[03:30.46]Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
[03:34.76]I’m ’bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
[03:38.01]Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
[03:42.79]Just like that and I’m back, bro
[03:44.71]Year of Release: 2024