Lyrics I Want My Sh*t.lrc Insane Clown Posse
[id: pweefhzc]
[ar: Insane Clown Posse]
[al: The Amazing Jeckel Brothers]
[ti: I Want My Sh*t]
[length: 05:21]
[00:01.04]It was like March, April
[00:03.10]Fuckin’ Libra, fuckin’
[00:09.20]Taurus, born in 1775
[00:13.12]I’m like 300 and somethin’ but I’m still alive
[00:16.18]I used to hang with the original Billy the Kid
[00:19.16]You probably think I’m only playin’ but, I did
[00:21.22]My daddy’s were a 2 headed freak show
[00:23.21]Mamma a fortune teller, Ezmerella Zella
[00:26.22]Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board
[00:29.29]And I was born the next day, Violent J
[00:32.37]When I was 14, I tripped on the train track
[00:34.35]And I was crushed right there on the steel rack
[00:37.34]I’m out cold, they though it’d fuck me up
[00:39.31]I got up and itched my butt, and I’m like, “What?”
[00:42.45]Everybody tripped and called me the ‘Clown Devil Boy’
[00:45.40]’Child of the witch heifer’, whatever
[00:47.48]Tied me up, burned me and threw stones
[00:50.46]Had a few scrapes and cuts, Smokey Nuts
[00:53.48]After that they started bowin’ and shit
[00:55.44]Prayin’ to me, you know how them primitives get
[00:58.48]I said “Get off my dick I ain’t a savior”
[01:00.52]I’m what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava
[01:04.55]Four simple things in this bitch before I die
[01:08.56]I wanna rusty axe, I wanna know voodoo
[01:21.61]A fat bitch named Bridget and a little sip of Faygo too
[01:30.65]’Til I get my shit, in this mothafucka I will never die
[01:41.75]So anyway, fifty years passed, all my homies are old ass fucks
[01:54.83]I ain’t even got hair on my nuts
[01:56.88]I left the village in the search of my ends
[01:59.74]I wrestled alligators, battled Terminators
[02:01.89]Nothin’ ever killed me, nothin’ could harm me
[02:04.82]I fought in the Civil War, Yankee’s army
[02:07.84]I walked across enemy lines with a Mac ten
[02:10.98]Man they didn’t even have that shit back then
[02:12.95]How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?
[02:15.93]Well at least make this shit sound real man damn
[02:18.93]I walked across enemy lines with a, lantern
[02:20.98]Steady takin’ cannon balls to the balls
[02:24.05]The war ended, I traveled the country horse back
[02:26.95]Until this fool tried to horsejack
[02:29.07]He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
[02:31.02]It didn’t even smear the makeup
[02:34.01]I took his gun and put a divit in his neck
[02:37.01]The sheriff didn’t like it, I got indicted
[02:39.04]Eighty-seven long years in the state pen
[02:42.16]Until they finally forgot why they put me in
[02:45.12]They had to let me go, can’t hold me on nothin’
[02:47.12]On they way out they like
[02:49.13]”Yo ain’t you like a hundred and somethin’?”
[02:50.11]I said, “That’s right
[02:52.17]And I ain’t gonna die till I get my shit, mothafucka”
[02:57.22]I want a rusty axe, I wanna know voodoo
[03:07.23]A fat bitch named Bridget just a little sip or two
[03:16.33]’Til I get my shit in this mothafucka I will never die
[03:26.38]Yeah, I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys
[03:40.45]I climbed up mountains, searched the alleys
[03:43.49]More years passed and I still ain’t died
[03:46.44]Now I’m in Detroit on the Southwest Side
[03:48.49]Well, my homey has an Impala blue ’67
[03:52.57]Last night we hit the road pushin’ one eleven
[03:54.58]I stuck my head out the window told ’em floor it the most
[03:57.58]And let my nugget ping off a light post
[03:59.50]Hell yeah cuz, hurts a little bit
[04:03.53]But then ya get a straight buzz
[04:05.57]The world hates me ’cause of shit like this
[04:07.66]They always try and kill me but, miss
[04:10.66]I know it’s odd ’cause my face is forever painted
[04:13.61]When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted
[04:15.64]My tongues a little long I choke people with it
[04:17.62]Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it
[04:20.77]And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
[04:23.71]I sorta look like somethin’ from the X-Files
[04:26.75]People wanna see me die more then a little bit
[04:28.78]But I’m a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shit
[04:32.74]And I ain’t gonna die till I get it
[04:36.89]I want a rusty axe, I wanna know voodoo
[04:48.85]A fat bitch named Bridget, I said “Faygo” fuck Mountain Dew
[04:57.96]’Til I get my shit in this mothafucka I will never die, die, die
[05:09.01]Year of Release: 1999