Lyrics Iamverybadazz.lrc Your Favorite Martian
[id: pshxponu]
[ar: Your Favorite Martian]
[al: iamverybadazz]
[ti: iamverybadazz]
[length: 03:03]
[00:11.50]I ain’t never cried once, not even at a funeral
[00:14.96]Countin’ to infinity
[00:16.31]Do the undoable like bite into vitamins
[00:19.27]When they ain’t even chewable
[00:20.83]Lookin’ in the mirror like, “Damn, you’s beautiful!”
[00:23.88]That’s why when I walk into strip clubs
[00:25.61]And all the stippers start tipping me
[00:27.24]I got so many girls
[00:28.32]They accusin’ me of polygamy
[00:30.41]I got grandmamas tryna hit me up
[00:32.56]All the damn time
[00:33.56]Asking me if I can send them nudes through a landline
[00:37.35]Can’t nobody get ahead of us
[00:42.31]I’ve done so many mothers
[00:45.77]Everyone calls me adipose
[00:48.72]I am very badass
[00:51.69]Ladies in line all waitin’ to smash
[00:54.53]Been badass since I was a kid
[00:57.62]Lost my virginity before my dad did
[01:00.57]I am very badass
[01:03.49]Even in my sleep, I’m ready to strap
[01:06.60]I throw down with anyone on the street
[01:09.31]I don’t dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
[01:12.02]That’s why I flow like a butterfly
[01:14.12]Sting like chlamydia
[01:15.50]They show me Thor’s hammer
[01:16.89]And said I couldn’t pick it up
[01:18.56]I said, “Nah, I ain’t even gonna try man ’cause
[01:21.46]That pathetic hammer ain’t worthy enough for my hand”
[01:24.84]Strong enough to punch a polar bear in the jaw
[01:28.01]Strong enough to drink peanut butter through a straw
[01:30.97]Strong enough to get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday
[01:34.31]I could probably whoop the whole country
[01:37.22]Can’t nobody ever come at me
[01:42.24]’Cause if a zombie bites me
[01:45.64]It becomes one of me
[01:48.61]I am very badass
[01:51.75]Ladies in line all waitin’ to smash
[01:54.68]Been badass since I was a kid
[01:57.53]Lost my virginity before my dad did
[02:00.76]I am very badass
[02:03.75]Even in my sleep, I’m ready to strap
[02:06.69]I throw it down with anyone on the street
[02:09.32]I don’t dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
[02:11.47]This is gangsta shit ’cause I’m a gangsta dude
[02:14.38]I live a gangsta life
[02:15.96]I eat gangsta food
[02:17.56]I got gangsta strength in my gangsta vains
[02:20.50]When I step on a Lego, it feels pain (Switch it up!)
[02:24.37]And I don’t flinch
[02:25.13]When I eat up these ghost peppers like breath mints
[02:27.80]I can’t go to another reap, ’cause they all end up pregnant
[02:30.77]Goku is bowing down to me, ’cause I’m dominant
[02:33.65]Guess how many push-ups I can do
[02:35.92]All of ’em!
[02:37.00]I am very badass!
[02:39.65]Ladies in line all waitin’ to smash
[02:42.51]Been badass since I was a kid
[02:45.77]Lost my virginity before my dad did
[02:48.61]I am very badass!
[02:51.56]Even in my sleep, I’m ready to strap
[02:54.48]I throw it down with anyone on the street
[02:57.19]And I don’t dodge bullets, bullets dodge me!
[03:01.37]Year of Release: 2023