Lyrics Jingle Bells (featuring Bob Rivers).lrc Eminem
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[00:06.71]EMINEM
[00:07.95]JINGLE BELLS
[00:09.95]LYRIK BY : Evan JAYA CELL
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[00:12.92]Yo, yo
[00:13.90]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[00:16.40]Jingle all the way
[00:19.22]Oh what fun it is to ride
[00:21.71]From Detroit to East L.A.
[00:24.00]
[00:24.73]Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man
[00:27.14]I’m leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
[00:29.65]You mean Santa, that boy’s a bitch
[00:32.76]He caught my mom hristmas cheatin? tryin’ to give her kiss
[00:35.64]Fo’ real he’s no joke, that guy don’t play
[00:38.26]He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh
[00:40.51]Laughing all the way, but he’s not laughing today
[00:43.33]Jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay
[00:46.04]COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK’S A GONNER!
[00:48.79]We’ll be snacking on deer, EATIN’ Blitzen and Donor
[00:51.48]Not a question of when, not even a maybe
[00:54.17]Have a drunk Mrs. Clause saying, izzlin’ Baby!?
[00:56.85]Give a new meaning to ho, ho, ho?
[00:59.54]Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snow
[01:02.29]So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
[01:05.04]We’ll be strippin’ that sleigh and leave you in the cold
[01:07.65]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[01:10.34]Jingling all the way
[01:13.03]Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
[01:18.67]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[01:21.16]Jingle all the way
[01:23.97]Oh what fun it is to ride
[01:26.41]From Detroit to East L.A.
[01:28.81]Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
[01:31.81]Grab Rudolph’s horns, see how far they bend
[01:34.55]When the snow turns bad, hand jacks off in bed
[01:37.19]Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend
[01:39.93]Oh, Santa Claus did molest me last night
[01:42.61]In fact, could have me listed as aughty’ twice
[01:45.26]Not cuz’ of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,
[01:48.06]Because of the nog, I left on his wife
[01:50.86]It’s time for old nick to move and retire
[01:53.43]Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire
[01:55.98]Yes I’m that bad, Yes, I’m that cruel
[01:58.92]I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
[02:01.67]Oh.w.w..All the cookies and milk, simply quite quick
[02:04.61]I mean, when’s the last time you’ve seen your dick
[02:07.07]I don’t mean to throw a fit and I’m not one to bitch
[02:09.87]But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit
[02:12.58]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[02:14.95]Jingle all the way
[02:17.75]Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
[02:23.13]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[02:25.75]Jingle all the way
[02:28.50]Oh what fun it is to ride
[02:31.07]Grab your coat, you’ll be okay in LA
[02:35.88](yo)
[02:35.88]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[02:39.37]Jingle all the way
[02:41.88]Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
[02:47.20](yo, yo)
[02:47.67]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[02:50.23]Jingle all the way
[02:52.85]Oh what fun it is to ride
[02:55.41]Grab your coat, you’ll be okay in LA