Lyrics Kingdom Farts.lrc MC Chris
[id: dqoperqj]
[ar: MC Chris]
[al: Dungeon Master of Ceremonies]
[ti: Kingdom Farts]
[length: 03:45]
[00:24.89]I’m a dank burner ’cause I’m earnin’ some bank.
[00:25.78]No one to spend it on because I ain’t got a mate,
[00:28.47]so I put it in my system where I procrastinate
[00:32.05]playin’ games of video, I’m sure that you can relate.
[00:33.80]I like Hack-n-Slash, FPS, my favorite’s third person.
[00:37.44]Shotgun blast to some brains is my perversion.
[00:40.24]Mixin’ up the herbs, weapon upgrades,
[00:42.96]use the silencer if that shit’s on fade.
[00:45.69]Reside inside a hazy hobbit hole, I never vamanos.
[00:49.28]My best friend’s Papa John and The Noid from Domino’s.
[00:51.90]Sometimes I skip a shower, I smell like a stinky toad.
[00:54.69]Every console you can think of on the brink of Jericho.
[00:57.36]I would never buy a gun, I would never take a life
[01:00.14]but I’ll snipe you in the eye if I see that you’re online.
[01:04.69]I’m a kinda quiet guy ’cause I’m always in my mind.
[01:06.49]I would say give me a try if I ever went outside.
[01:09.13]Home alone on my throne, everywhere I go I own.
[01:11.81]I’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
[01:14.56]It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
[01:17.39]I’ve been down with bootin’ up since Sierra Games.
[01:20.07]Home alone on my thrown, everywhere I go I own.
[01:22.79]I’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
[01:26.34]It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
[01:29.10]I’ve been down with bootin’ up since Sierra Games.
[01:31.81]Dinin’ on some Deep Dish, listin’ to Cheap Trick,
[01:33.69]live this life of chronic, Life Aquatic made me seasick.
[01:36.31]On my Wii or my 3 or my 3-6.
[01:39.02]Cross-legged, playin’ bongos like a beatnik.
[01:42.70]I’m gettin’ baked with Solid Snake and Ratchet and Clank.
[01:45.43]Pot with Ocelot ’cause he’s got the mad dank.
[01:48.15]We’re drinkin’ Sunny D ’cause the purple stuff’s rank.
[01:50.90]We never step outside, sun exposure’s unsafe.
[01:53.62]I’m not a party guy unless it’s Mario Party time.
[01:56.32]I’d rather kill some Zombie Army Guys while playin’ R.E. 5
[01:59.95]or the second God of War or the first Half-Life 2.
[02:02.62]Now roll up a blunt with my degree from NYU.
[02:05.36]I got the game thumb, the basement’s the place to be.
[02:08.00]President’s daughter has been kidnapped and it’s up to me.
[02:10.89]In my pixelated palace, there’s a policy:
[02:13.55]if the world hangs in the balance, you best call mc!
[02:17.18]Home alone on my throne, everywhere I go I own.
[02:18.09]I’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
[02:22.55]It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
[02:25.24]I’ve been down with bootin’ up since Sierra Games.
[02:28.04]Home alone on my thrown, everywhere I go I own.
[02:30.74]I’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
[02:33.44]It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
[02:36.18]I’ve been down with bootin’ up since Sierra Games.
[02:39.84]”…Do you want to play a game?”
[03:13.31]Home alone on my throne, everywhere I go I own.
[03:16.07]I’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
[03:18.72]It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
[03:21.42]I’ve been down with bootin’ up since Sierra Games.
[03:24.14]Home alone on my thrown, everywhere I go I own.
[03:26.96]I’m a troll, packin’ bowls, yo, it’s in my chromosomes.
[03:31.47]It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
[03:33.29]I’ve been down with bootin’ up since Sierra Games.
[03:35.98]Year of Release: 2006