Lyrics Mcchrisownz.lrc MC Chris
[id: pshluppq]
[ar: MC Chris]
[al: Eating’s Not Cheating]
[ti: Mcchrisownz]
[length: 03:17]
[00:00.89]And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else.
[00:04.55]In other words, it’s a system. With a system it’s no big deal to use. Look with any
[00:10.84]computer you have to learn a few new things. See, it’s testing itself.
[00:16.35]MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
[00:34.44]But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime
[00:36.24]I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
[00:39.79]MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
[00:44.24]But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime
[00:46.91]I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
[00:49.77]I spell word with a three Name’s MC
[00:52.42]Other rappers flow weak like window unit AC’s
[00:55.12]Latinas on my penis Japanese on they knees
[00:57.84]I love all the ladies as long as they eighteen
[01:00.56]I got bling up in ying a plethora of Porsches
[01:03.37]I’ll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless
[01:05.19]Even the Source says my hip hop’s a vortex
[01:07.88]Leave horse heads on doorsteps my mic checks cost Corvettes
[01:10.52]The strobe light explodes white as I step on the floor
[01:13.22]The barkeep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh’s
[01:16.88]Weak MC’s decompose cause they know I can flow
[01:18.68]Like Wessel comma Zam through corruscant corridors
[01:21.40]Humidors filled with stoges filled with dro
[01:24.10]Like 9-0-2-1-0 was filled with the word bro
[01:26.86]Fuck the lexicon of octagons I’m all about go
[01:28.63]These amateurs got catheters I’m all about pros, bout pros
[01:32.36]MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
[01:41.32]But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime
[01:44.05]I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
[01:49.65]MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
[01:51.48]But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime
[01:54.27]I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
[01:56.96]I’m lit like a branch Davidian
[01:59.67]Or what’s left of the lithium In Cobain’s cranium
[02:03.26]I fill Wembley Stadium
[02:05.92]Once bitten, twice shy call it pyromania
[02:07.71]When I roll up in Kashyyyk I roll three Jedi’s deep
[02:09.65]The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vest’s underneath
[02:13.25]There’s no need to believe In the heat that I keep
[02:15.98]The swears that I *bleep* or the heiresses I freak
[02:18.65]It’s embarrassing to me I’m like kerosene it seems
[02:21.40]Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes
[02:24.12]Blowin’ up, makin’ cream I am just like Howard Dean
[02:25.98]When I scream I get red, I get mean
[02:28.63]Can’t believe you be buying what I be shucking and jiving
[02:31.48]Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins
[02:34.15]I am just cartoon making rapper you think that I’m lying
[02:36.83]Everybody bust a move like it is that rave in Zion
[02:39.57]My self aggrandizing and deprecation Keeps ’em guessing
[02:42.37]Call my Venus flytrap cause my DJ’s Howard Hessman
[02:44.15]Word ’em up, yo word ’em up, yo
[02:46.86]I just let the rap game out of a choke hold
[02:49.56]MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
[02:53.65]But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime
[02:56.36]I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
[02:59.12]MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
[03:03.69]But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime
[03:06.33]I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
[03:09.05]Year of Release: 2005