Lyrics Mr. Johnson’s Head (Remix).lrc Insane Clown Posse
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[ar: Insane Clown Posse]
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[ti: Mr. Johnson’s Head (Remix)]
[length: 06:11]
[00:00.16]Insane Clown Posse
[00:00.29]Miscellaneous
[00:00.46]Mr. Johnsons Head (Remix)
[00:00.69]”Shhh… Hello class, I’m Mr. Felcher,
[00:03.37]Mr. Johson is out today with a virus,
[00:06.25]So I’ll be your substitute teacher this afternoon.
[00:08.48]Before we get started, let me say this:
[00:10.94]I’m not as friendly as I look and I’m not as funny
[00:13.72]As I look either (laughter). Well let’s get started.
[00:16.62]We’re gonna start where Mr. Johnson left off,
[00:19.68]So if you’ll turn your textbooks to page 86 and I’ll begin…”
[00:23.87](1st Verse)
[00:24.04]Sittin in my class with my head on my desk
[00:27.26]Teacher’s trying to talk but I could give a fuck less
[00:29.65]I’m staring at this freak that I know I’m in love with
[00:32.94]But she don’t even know my name it’s always been the same
[00:35.80]I just lay my head down and drown in my spit
[00:38.86]Nobody even notices I’m here ‘cuz I ain’t shit
[00:42.01]I’m hearing voices but I don’t know what they’re saying
[00:44.97]Sweat is on my forehead ‘cuz my brain’s inside decaying
[00:47.73]And this bitch that I love prob’ly don’t have no Idea
[00:50.58]She’s talking to her friends I’m in the corner and I see her
[00:53.31]Something happening but it isn’t very clear
[00:56.64]Sounds like a bell sounds like an electric chair
[00:59.82]Next thing you know I’m walking in a crowded hall
[01:02.61]So many different faces that I throw up on the wall
[01:05.16]Some are yelling sick and the others stop and stare but I don’t care
[01:08.56]I’m in a hurry going nowhere
[01:11.65]See my head is spinning ‘cuz I’m lonley and I’m twisted
[01:14.02]But I have a secret everybody missed it
[01:17.47]Just a nobody and I think It’s a drag
[01:19.82]But I got Mr. Johnson’s head… In my bookbag
[01:24.09](Chorus x2)
[01:24.23]I couldn’t stand the pressure, not another day
[01:26.22]I didn’t like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
[01:28.07]I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag
[01:31.49]I cut the bigot’s head off and I stuffed it in my bag
[01:36.40](2nd Verse)
[01:46.11]I wish somebody knew me ‘cuz then they could say I’m wrong
[01:48.72]But since nobody knows me I got it going on
[01:51.82]I’m staring at the clock, a tick and a tock
[01:55.10]I got a couple food stamps folded in my sock
[01:57.99]I must be a ghost, everybody walks through me
[02:00.56]If I died in class they would prob’ly say they knew me
[02:03.76]Or they wouldn’t care, they wouldn’t even move
[02:06.34]My dead body rotting in the back of the room
[02:09.92]For weeks and months stinking up the class
[02:11.57]Until somebody notice, then they throw me in the trash
[02:15.31]I can hear the teacher man talking about Columbus
[02:18.32]He’s nothing but an old dead fuck with a compass
[02:21.24]Ran up on a beach and threw everybody off
[02:25.15]And then we claim discovery and now we all applaud
[02:27.71]I don’t give a fuck to learn you’re all going to hell
[02:30.86]I’m trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell
[02:34.19]But I have the key it’s called insanity
[02:37.23]I stick it in my brain to unlock eternity
[02:39.76]I’m just a nobody and I think it’s a drag
[02:42.85]But I got Mr. Johnsons head… In my bookbag
[02:46.89](Chorus x2)
[03:09.42]Mr. Felcher: “Ok class, America is the land of the free. A land of
[03:14.96]Democracy. A land without prejudice, and above all a land of freedom.
[03:19.67]That’s the beautiful thing about our country; we are all treated equal. All
[03:24.45]Races live together in harmony. What is it, Scott?”
[03:29.66]Scott: “Mr. Johnson already taught us this.
[03:31.10]Ain’t he ever coming back?
[03:32.57]Mr. Felcher: “Well, uh…”
[03:33.43](3rd Verse)
[03:33.70]NO! They can sit and front about it all day
[03:36.37]But I left his fucking body in the hallway
[03:39.05]And in the morning when they opened up the door
[03:41.72]And seen his motherfucking carcass laying on the floor
[03:43.90]But they would never suspect me I’m just a nerd
[03:47.35]I try to speak my word, it always goes unheard
[03:49.61]I could chop my arms off and run around the class
[03:52.47]I doubt they’d even notice and if they did they’d laugh
[03:55.61]Instead they’d rather learn about a redneck bastard
[03:58.76]Who owned a couple slaves but I guess it don’t matter
[04:01.78]Fuck Washington, Benjamin, fuck ’em all now
[04:04.59]They can suck my nuts ’till they wooden teeth fall out
[04:07.87]And the class wanna know who could it be?
[04:10.50]But I’m like Dewie-Booda you never heard of me
[04:13.53]I’m just a nobody and I think It’s a drag
[04:17.11]But I got his motherfucking head hehehe! In my bookbag
[04:20.81](Chorusx2)
[04:40.28][Stop, stop, you gotta think straight! stop…]
[05:07.40](Chorus x3)
[05:10.05]My bag… in my bag… in my bag…
[05:10.25]Year of Release: 1997