Lyrics My 1st Single.lrc Eminem
[id: apyyglpe]
[ar: Eminem]
[al: Encore]
[ti: My 1st Single]
[length: 05:03]
[00:02.15]Oh!
[00:05.63]Yeah!
[00:08.80]So much for first single on this one
[00:11.59]Shady’s the label, Aftermath is the stable
[00:14.04]That the horses come out of—erra
[00:15.64]Of course we’re about to stir up
[00:17.03]Some shit thick as Mrs. Buttersworth’s syrup
[00:18.64]It’s the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher-Reeves-just-for-no-reason
[00:21.36]Other than to—just to tease him
[00:22.67]’Cause he was his biggest (*burp*) fan
[00:24.35]He used to be Superman, now I’m pourin’
[00:26.41]Liquor on the curb in his name for him
[00:28.45]”Eminem, you wait ’til we meet up again, fucker
[00:30.80]I’m kickin’ your ass for everything you’ve ever said.”
[00:34.16]It goes one for the money, two for the fuckin’ show
[00:36.28]Ready, get set, let’s go
[00:37.82]Here comes the buckin’ bronco
[00:39.29]Stompin’ and stampedin’ up the damn street like them buffalo
[00:41.80]Soldiers, I told ya I’m ’bout to blow, so look out below, Geronimo
[00:45.09]Motherfuckers, it’s dominoes, I’m on a roll
[00:47.56]Around and around I go
[00:49.04]When will I stop? I don’t know
[00:50.45]Tryin’ to pick up where The Eminem Show left off
[00:52.60]But I know anything’s possible
[00:54.53]Though I’m not gonna top what I sold
[00:56.28]I’m at the top of my game, that shit is not gonna change
[00:58.89]Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I’ll get away
[01:01.77]With murder: I’m like O.J., he’s like my Cochran today
[01:04.56]We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes
[01:06.33]In a safe, locked ’em away (*slam*)
[01:07.65]Better watch what you say
[01:08.97]Just when you thought you were safe
[01:10.09]Them fuckers got you on tape
[01:11.60]You swear to God you was playin’
[01:13.01]Whether or not you was little Joshua
[01:15.12]Gosh, I wish I could’ve told you to not do the same
[01:17.40]’Cause one day it could cost you your name
[01:19.37]And this was supposed to be my first single (*burp*)
[01:22.37]But I just fucked that up, so
[01:25.05]Fuck it, let’s all have fun, let’s mingle (*burp*)
[01:27.93]Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[01:30.69]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle (*fart*)
[01:33.56]That you hear on your radio
[01:36.37]But shit’s about to hit the shingle (*fart*)
[01:39.14]Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra
[01:41.89]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[01:44.85]Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah
[01:47.74]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[01:50.25]Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka
[01:53.18]Eri-Eri-Erick swallowed some generic sleeping pills
[01:56.17]And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick, bare-naked
[01:58.69]Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean just turned 16 and used a fake ID
[02:01.66]To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
[02:03.78]Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee to be so young and naïve
[02:06.69]Oh what I wouldn’t give to live so Kim and carefree
[02:09.42]Paris and Nicky’s parents must be so tickled, they cherish
[02:12.18]Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
[02:15.10]Hickory-dickory Dirk Diggler, look at me work wizardry
[02:18.41]With these words – am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?
[02:21.06]Or chiga-chigga-chig-chig-jer-chig-jer jerkin’ your chain
[02:23.66]Twenty-two jerks in a jerk circle, or is it a circle jerk?
[02:26.86]Wait a minute, what am I sayin’? Allow me to run it back
[02:29.59]And rewind it …blblblblblblblb… – wait, let me ask you again
[02:32.83]Am I just jerkin’ your chain? Am I berserk or insane?
[02:35.41]Or am I just one of them damn amateurs workin’ the dang
[02:38.34]Cameras, filmin’ one of them Paris Hilton homemade
[02:41.02]Pornos, who keeps tiltin’ the lens at an angle
[02:43.85]Jigga-ji-just recently somebody just discovered
[02:46.58]Britney and Justin videotapes of ’em fuckin’
[02:48.85]When they was just Mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club
[02:51.78]And dusted ’em and went straight to The Source with ’em
[02:53.89]’Cause they could’ve sworn someone said, “Ni—”
[02:55.74]And then tried to erase and record over it
[02:58.30]But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
[03:00.93]”Ga-hu” and then they come to
[03:02.93]Find out it was Justin sayin’, “I’m gon—nuh cum!”
[03:06.90]And this was supposed to be. my first single (*burp*)
[03:09.62]But I just fucked that up, so
[03:12.30]Fuck it, let’s all have fun, let’s mingle (*burp*)
[03:15.30]Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[03:17.89]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle (*fart*)
[03:20.85]That you hear on your radio
[03:23.62]But shit’s about to hit the shingle (*fart*)
[03:26.50]Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra
[03:28.97]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[03:31.85]Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah
[03:34.90]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[03:37.61]Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka
[03:40.34]Any opinions or somethin’ you just wanna get off your chest
[03:42.86]And address it about my lyrics I’d love to hear it
[03:45.37]All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
[03:48.58]It’s 1-800-I’M-A-DICK-SUCKER-I’D-LOVE-TO-SUCK-A-DICK
[03:51.55]And if someone picks up
[03:52.80]You can talk all the shit you want about me
[03:54.58]Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
[03:57.33]And I’ll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day
[03:59.81]That I fall out with Dre, wake up gay and make up with Ray (hey!)
[04:02.90]So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken
[04:05.66]Eat a chicken like it’s a big cock, big-a-big-cock!
[04:08.70]Or suck a dick, and lick a dick, and eat a dick, and stick a dick in your mouth
[04:11.93]I’m done, you can fuck off, fuck-a-fuck-off!
[04:14.37]And this was supposed to be my first single (*burp*)
[04:17.33]But I just fucked that up, so
[04:20.06]Fuck it, let’s all have fun, let’s mingle (*burp*)
[04:22.98]Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[04:25.58]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle (*fart*)
[04:28.62]That you hear on your radio
[04:31.33]But shit’s about to hit the shingle (*fart*)
[04:34.25]Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra
[04:36.94]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[04:39.73]Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah
[04:42.46]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[04:45.34]Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka (*burp*)
[04:48.88]Year of Release: 2004