Lyrics My Balls.lrc Your Favorite Martian
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[00:08.51]Girl, I know you left me
[00:12.11]But there was something I forgot to show you
[00:14.44]Check it out
[00:14.96]Baby girl, you left me
[00:16.22]Oh no, we broke up
[00:17.42]And it’s been a while since we last spoke
[00:19.23]But I need another chance, can you give me that?
[00:21.11]’Cause there’s something in my pants that could win you back
[00:23.37]I wanna be your man again
[00:25.72]But you left me like I’m Jennifer Aniston
[00:27.63]And I know you said you’d never call
[00:29.23]But girl, you ain’t seen my balls
[00:31.58]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[00:33.55]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[00:35.69]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[00:37.34]You ain’t seen my balls, you ain’t seen my balls
[00:39.39]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[00:41.37]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[00:43.28]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[00:45.08]You ain’t seen my balls, you ain’t seen my balls
[00:46.80]My balls are so awesome, don’t get me started
[00:48.93]They’re so damn big
[00:49.87]How big are they?
[00:51.06]They’re so big, it’s really obnoxious
[00:52.96]It’s like two Ewoks chilling in my boxers
[00:54.91]They’re so big I can’t hold ’em back
[00:56.64]Even Cartman’s like, “Damn, those are fat”
[00:58.92]They’re so big they’ll run over your feet
[01:00.47]That’s why when they back up you hear a beep, beep
[01:02.91]And how can I be subtle
[01:04.55]When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
[01:06.68]And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
[01:08.53]That Epcot Center looks at ’em with jealousy
[01:11.09]In fact, when you see ’em on the street
[01:12.45]They’ll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel
[01:14.66]I’m guessing soon you’ll be hoping I’m back
[01:16.21]’Cause my balls are so big they’ve got an opening act
[01:18.88]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[01:20.87]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[01:22.89]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[01:24.51]You ain’t seen my balls, you ain’t seen my balls
[01:26.70]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[01:28.62]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[01:30.69]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[01:32.36]You ain’t seen my balls, you ain’t seen my balls
[01:34.12]My balls are so epic but I ain’t boastin’
[01:36.23]’Cause they have an effect on the tides and the ocean
[01:38.45]And when the sun’s right, they might cause
[01:40.00]A total solar eclipse of my balls
[01:42.31]’Cause these things are where it’s happening
[01:43.94]And when I whip ’em out, you’ll take me back again
[01:46.10]Should I compare ’em to a brontosaurus?
[01:47.94]No, excuse me, I’m on the chorus
[01:49.92]I, I got what you need
[01:53.47]And you said you’ll never call
[01:55.51]But girl, you ain’t seen these balls, here we go
[01:57.73]I wanna be your man again
[01:59.92]But you left me like I’m Jennifer Aniston
[02:02.03]And I know you said you’d never call
[02:03.61]But girl, you ain’t seen my
[02:06.64]You ain’t seen my
[02:08.58]You ain’t seen my
[02:10.30]You ain’t seen my
[02:11.88]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my
[02:14.48]You ain’t seen my
[02:16.25]You ain’t seen my
[02:17.84]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my
[02:19.69]Girl, you ain’t seen my balls
[02:21.74]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:23.71]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:25.69]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:27.35]You ain’t seen my balls, you ain’t seen my balls
[02:29.62]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:31.52]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:33.54]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:35.38]You ain’t seen my balls, you ain’t seen my balls
[02:37.45]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:39.38]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:41.44]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:43.14]You ain’t seen my balls, you ain’t seen my balls
[02:45.49]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:47.49]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:49.25]You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls
[02:50.84]You ain’t seen my balls, you ain’t seen my balls
[02:53.81]I told you you’d be back
[02:55.63]You must’ve forgot
[02:57.26]You must’ve had Ballzheimer’s
[02:59.65]Year of Release: 2011