Lyrics My Band.lrc Eminem
[ar: Eminem]
[ti: My Band]
[id: uwvzmiud]
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[00:00.34]Where’d everybody go?
[00:03.34]Eminem
[00:03.96]I don’t know dude. I think everyone’s all jealous an shit, cuz Im like, the lead singer of the band, dude. And I think everybody’s got a fuckin problem with me, dude. And they need to take it up with me after the show.
(Chorus)
[00:16.13]Because,
[00:16.50]These chicks don’t even know the name of my band
[00:20.12]But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:24.30]Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man
[00:28.29]All because I’m the lead singer of my band
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[00:32.10]Eminem
[00:32.29]So I get off stage right?
[00:33.59]Drop the mic
[00:34.24]Walk up to these hot chicks and I’m all like,
[00:35.91]’Sup, ladies? My name’s Slim Shady
[00:37.95]I’m the lead singer of D12 baby.’
[00:40.09]They’re all like,
[00:41.20]’Oh my God it’s him!
[00:42.04]Becky Oh my fucking God it’s Eminem!
[00:44.08]I swear to fucking God dude, you fucking rock
[00:46.03]Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock!’
[00:47.98]And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:49.93]ESPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE BEAT AND DO MY OCUPELLAS
[00:52.07]All the chicks start yellin’ All the hot babes
[00:53.93]Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
[00:56.16]So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:57.92]But when we fight It’s kinda like sibling rivalry
[00:59.81]Cuz they’re back on stage the next night with me
[01:01.73]Dude I just think they’re tryin to steal the light from me
[01:03.96]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:05.91]Cuz I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be
[01:07.77]This rockstar shit is the life for me
[01:10.00]And all the other guys just despise me
[01:12.22]Because these
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[01:13.06]These chicks don’t even know the name of my band
[01:16.40]But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
[01:20.31]Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man
[01:24.21]All because I’m the lead singer of my band
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[01:27.83]My band, my band
[01:29.50]My band, my band
[01:31.64]My band, my band
[01:33.68]My band, my band
[01:35.76]MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY!
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[01:42.88]Swifty
[01:43.99]You just want to see a nigga backwards dontcha?
[01:46.03]Hey man how come we dont rap on Protools?
[01:48.17]And smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:49.84]But we in a van, and he in a tour bus
[01:52.07]You want my autograph you’s a liar
[01:53.74]No I’m Swift (Oh I thought you was Kuniva)
[01:56.16]And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
[01:58.01]Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
[02:00.06]See I know how to rap, Its simple but
[02:02.01]All I did, was read a Russel Simins book
[02:04.14]So Im more intact, tryin to get on the map
[02:06.00]Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
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[02:08.23]Kuniva &Kon Artis
[02:08.51]K:Look at Em little punk ass, thinkin he the shit
[02:10.55]KA:Yeah I know, man, by himself takin all the pics
[02:12.13]K:Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
[02:13.99]Eminem:No, I had an interview
[02:15.38]Not you two
[02:16.31]K:You gon be late for sound check
[02:17.43]KA:Man, I ain’t goin to sound check
[02:18.91]K:But our mics are screwed up
[02:20.86]KA:And his always sound best
[02:21.23]You know what man? Ima say som’m
[02:22.53]K:Aiyo Em!
[02:23.09]Eminem:YOU GOT SOM’M TO SAY?
[02:23.93]KA:Man, nothin
[02:24.49]K:I thought you was about to tell him off, man whasup?
[02:26.16]KA:Man, Ima tell him when I feel like and man shut up
[02:28.11]You ain’t even back me up and were supposed to be crew
[02:30.15]K:Man, I was ’bout to talk right after you, I swear! (I swear man!)
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[02:32.19]These chicks don’t even know the name of my band
[02:36.28]But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
[02:40.37]Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man
[02:43.99]All because I’m the lead singer of my band
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[02:48.91]Proof
[02:49.66]They say the lead singers hot
[02:51.42]But the group is not
[02:54.02]Once they’ve sold our arenas to amusement parks
[02:54.21]Im gon let the world know that Proof is hot
[02:55.60]I should cut him mike off when the music starts
[02:56.81]Eminem:AIYO ITS-
[02:57.74]Proof:Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
[02:58.39]Every time I hear ‘HEY DUDE I LOVE YOUR BAND!’
[03:00.19]We aint a band bitch
[03:01.54]We don’t play instruments
[03:02.84]So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
[03:04.15]Of these guys actin funny over area codes
[03:06.10]Eminem:Proof carry my bag!
[03:07.43]Proof:Bitch carry your own
[03:08.23]Can’t make it to the stage
[03:09.16]security in the way
[03:10.28]Fans:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHERE’S OBIE AND DRE?
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[03:12.23]Bizarre
[03:12.41]Goddamnit Im sick of this group
[03:14.27]Its time for me to go solo and make some loot
[03:16.13]I told you I made the beats wrote all the raps
[03:18.08]til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
[03:20.12]Lose yourself video (I was in the back)
[03:22.07]Superman video (I was in the back)
[03:24.02]For the media, I got some suggestions
[03:25.88]Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions
[03:28.29]Like who is D12, how we get started?
[03:29.97]Reporter:But what about Eminem?
[03:31.36]Bizarre:Bitch, are you retarded?
[03:32.38]Anyway, Im the popularest guy in the group
[03:34.42]Big ass stomach, bitches think Im cute
[03:36.28]Fitty told me do sit ups to get buff
[03:38.05]Did two and a half and couldnt get up
[03:40.09]Fuck D12 Im outta this band
[03:41.95]Im bout to start a group with the real Roxanne
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[03:44.08]Eminem
[03:44.64]Girl why cant you see you’re the
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[03:50.03]D12
[03:50.68]Only one for me and it just
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[03:52.35]Eminem
[03:52.91]Tears my ass apart to know that,
[03:55.79]You don’t know my naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame (punch)
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[04:00.15]Bizarre
[04:00.43]These chicks don’t even know the name of my band (Haha!)
[04:04.24]But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)
[04:08.23]Cuz once I blow I know that Ill be the man (Yeah)
[04:12.32]All because I’m the lead singer of my
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[04:15.66]Eminem and Bizarre
[04:15.85]My band, my band
[04:18.73]My band, my band
[04:20.59]My band, my band
[04:22.63]My band, my band
[04:25.04]MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY!
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[04:30.89]Eminem
[04:31.92]Im the lead singer of my band
[04:34.33]I get all the girls to take off their underpants
[04:36.65]Im the lead singer of my band
[04:38.14]My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:40.00]My salsa
[04:41.39]Look out for my next single it’s called
[04:43.06]My salsa
[04:46.03]My salsa salsa salsa salsa
[04:48.02]My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:50.21]and take off their underpants
[04:51.64]My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:54.49]and take off their underpants
[04:55.97]My salsa