Lyrics My Dad’s Gone Crazy (Feat. Hailie Jade).lrc Eminem
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[ti: My Dad’s Gone Crazy (Feat. Hailie Jade)]
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[00:17.32]Daddy, what are you doing?
[00:22.71]Okay then! Everybody, listen up!
[00:31.89]I’m goin to hell! Who’s comin with me?
[00:35.66]Somebody please help him! I think my dad’s gone crazy!
[00:41.67]There’s no mountain I can’t climb, there’s no tower too high
[00:46.74]No plane that I can’t learn how to fly
[00:48.72]What do I gotta do to get through to you
[00:51.38]To show you there ain’t nothing I can’t take this chainsaw to
[00:53.91]Fuckin’ brains, brawn and brass balls
[00:56.72]I cut em off and got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
[00:59.65]Inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses
[01:02.25]With Elton John’s name on my drag wall
[01:05.82]I’m out the closet, I’ve been lying my ass off
[01:08.25]All this time me and Dre been fucking with hats off
[01:11.29](Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off
[01:13.53]’Fore I push this motherfuckin’ button and blast off
[01:16.17]And launch one at these Russians and that’s all
[01:18.35]Blow every fucking thing except Afghanistan on the map off
[01:21.79]When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
[01:24.12]Hailie, tell em baby – (My dad’s lost it!)
[01:27.56]There’s really nothing else to say, I – I can’t explain it
[01:31.17](I think my dad’s gone crazy!)
[01:33.35]A little help from Hailie Jade, won’t you tell em baby
[01:35.77](I think my dad’s gone crazy!)
[01:38.70]There’s nothing you could do or say that could ever change me
[01:42.28](I think my dad’s gone crazy!)
[01:44.13]There’s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
[01:47.10](I think my dad’s gone crazy!)
[01:49.57]It’s like my mother always told me
[01:50.65]Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and Codeine
[01:53.62]And God dammit you little motherfucker
[01:57.31]If you ain’t got nothing nice to say then don’t say nothing
[01:59.55]… Uh … fuck that shit, bitch!
[02:03.11]Eat a motherfucking dick, chew on a prick
[02:04.58]And lick a million motherfucking cocks per second
[02:07.31]I’d rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
[02:10.37]I’d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
[02:12.78]And have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring
[02:16.79]In my nose than quit bringing my flows
[02:18.37]Quit giving me my ammo; can’t you see why I’m so mean?
[02:21.60]If y’all leave me alone this wouldn’t be my M.O
[02:23.34]I wouldn’t have to go eenee-meene-minie-moe
[02:26.41]Catch a homo by his toe, man I don’t know no more
[02:30.22]Am I the only fuckin’ one who’s normal any more? (Dad!)
[02:32.19]There’s really nothing else to say, I – I can’t explain it
[02:36.51](I think my dad’s gone crazy!)
[02:38.46]A little help from Hailie Jade, won’t you tell em baby
[02:41.45](I think my dad’s gone crazy!)
[02:43.45]There’s nothing you could do or say that could ever change me
[02:47.06](I think my dad’s gone crazy!)
[02:48.99]There’s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
[02:52.72](I think my dad’s gone crazy!)
[02:54.52]My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
[02:56.63]At the same time, can make you dry your eyes
[02:59.58]With the same rhyme; see, what you’re seeing is a genius at work
[03:02.83]Which to me isn’t work
[03:05.11]So it’s easy to misinterpret it at first
[03:06.72]Cause when I speak, it’s tongue-in-cheek
[03:08.83]I’d yank my fuckin’ teeth
[03:10.78]Before I’d ever bite my tongue, I’d slice my gums
[03:12.78]Get struck by fuckin’ lightning twice at once
[03:15.45]And die and come back as Vanilla Ice’s son
[03:18.60]And walk around the rest of my life spit on
[03:20.93]And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung
[03:24.38]Like R. Kelly as soon as “Bump and Grind” comes on
[03:26.66]More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
[03:29.55]Inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade
[03:32.93]Standing on Ronnie’s grave, screaming at the sky
[03:35.86]’Til clouds gather it’s Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
[03:37.25]And that’s pretty much the gist of it
[03:40.71]The parents are pissed but the kids love it
[03:42.16]9 millimeter heaters stashed in 2-seaters with meat cleavers
[03:46.27]I don’t blame you, I wouldn’t let Hailie listen to me neither
[03:49.22]There’s really nothing else to say, I – I can’t explain it
[03:52.79](I think my dad’s gone crazy!)
[03:54.75]A little help from Hailie Jade, won’t you tell em baby
[03:58.22](I think my dad’s gone crazy!)
[04:00.23]There’s nothing you could do or say that could ever change me
[04:03.61](I think my dad’s gone crazy)
[04:05.97]There’s no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie
[04:09.40]I think my dad’s gone crazy! (Crazy)
[04:11.89]Crazy
[04:12.69]Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha
[04:22.13]You’re funny, Daddy!
[04:24.04]Year of Release: 2002