Lyrics Orphan Tears, Pt. 3.lrc Your Favorite Martian, Cartoon Wax & Stevi The Demon
[id: rdslzvtm]
[ar: Your Favorite Martian, Cartoon Wax & Stevi The Demon]
[al: Orphan Tears, Pt. 3]
[ti: Orphan Tears, Pt. 3]
[length: 03:12]
[00:02.12]Sip, sippin’ on
[00:03.73]Sip, sippin’ on
[00:05.73]Sip, sippin’ on Orphan Tears
[00:08.98]The story continues real oddly (huh?)
[00:11.05]I’m staring at Bill Cosby (what the?)
[00:13.19]Thinkin’ that we’ll probably
[00:14.54]Have to attempt to kill Cosby (let’s get him)
[00:16.89]I’m scared and my legs were wobblin’
[00:18.47]But I knew that we had to stop him
[00:20.38]I could hear the orphans sobbin’
[00:22.18]My morals made me confident
[00:24.00]I screamed out, “Get him, y’all!” (let’s get him)
[00:25.43]And the place turned into a frickin’ brawl (uh!)
[00:27.37]A lot of Kung Fu kicks and punches involved (psh)
[00:29.26]To the legs, to the body, to the lips and jaw (psh, psh)
[00:31.06]It was a really good fight we were putting up (uh-huh)
[00:32.91]But, Bill Cosby just wouldn’t budge (nope)
[00:34.74]He kept eating them pudding cups
[00:36.32]It was hard to beat him, he was super tough
[00:38.37]Punch after punch, he just kept on clocking me
[00:40.22]While he was doing it, he was doing comedy (that’s weird)
[00:42.35]It was pretty funny, honestly
[00:43.98]I hate to admit, then I snapped out of it
[00:45.73]When he used his sweater as a makeshift whip (wha-psh)
[00:47.69]Hit me in the legs and he made me trip
[00:49.45]Man, we were getting our asses kicked (aye)
[00:51.36]And that wasn’t even the last of it (nuh-uh)
[00:53.21]Cosby snapped his fingers and he screamed out, “Robots!”
[00:56.98]Soon we were surrounded by some, you guessed it, “Robots!”
[01:00.67]But these weren’t normal robots that we saw standing before us (nah)
[01:04.49]They were all pure evil, and they looked just like Chuck Norris
[01:07.51]”Get ’em!”
[01:08.20]Little children near and far
[01:09.92]Don’t know where your parents are
[01:11.99]Cry directly in this jar
[01:13.77]I will drink it at the bar
[01:15.52]Little children near and far
[01:17.43]Don’t know where your parents are
[01:19.25]Cry directly in this jar
[01:21.00]I will drink it at the bar
[01:23.31]Sip, sippin’ on (sip, sippin’ on)
[01:25.04]Sip, sippin’ on (sip, sippin’ on)
[01:27.10]Sip, sippin’ on Orphan Tears (they got me sippin’ on)
[01:30.64]Sip, sippin’ on (sip, sippin’ on)
[01:32.22]Sip, sippin’ on (sip, sippin’ on)
[01:34.27]Sip, sippin’ on Orphan Tears
[01:37.41]I got a lot of robot Chucks all around me
[01:39.03]And I’m sittin’ there getting my ass kicked (aw!)
[01:41.12]Then I thought about what Bill Cosby said
[01:42.73]And I flash back about last trip
[01:44.41]He said, “Hello, with the pudding”
[01:46.74]Hey! The pudding cups may be key (yeah)
[01:48.48]That’s what gives him super-strength
[01:50.30]What if it does the same to me?
[01:51.98]So I looked around ’till I found some (there!)
[01:53.88]And I grabbed a cup and I downed some (gulp)
[01:55.75]And I thought to myself, “Man, how dumb!”
[01:57.64]’Til I grew the size of a mountain (ha!)
[01:59.49]And I got buff, and changed a bunch
[02:01.04]And now I’m all tough, and dangerous (Grr!)
[02:02.91]And so I turned to the whole gang of Chucks and said
[02:05.49]”Yo, Texas Ranger sucks!”
[02:07.25]I was just distracting ’em
[02:08.82]While my friends Hulk out, too (smash!)
[02:10.62]Pretty soon thereafter, we were tearing through those ground troops
[02:14.35]And circuits were flying
[02:16.08]And robots getting laid out
[02:17.84]I hit one so hard, he runs on Windows 98 now
[02:22.18]Since we’re so frickin large
[02:23.74]Cosby ran, but we hit him, hard
[02:25.64](No!) Probably tell you it hurts
[02:27.00]’Cause we beat him up like a rental car (take that!)
[02:29.59]We set the children free, free from the predator
[02:33.25]Before we left, we took the cash outta the register!
[02:36.74]Little children near and far
[02:38.51]Don’t know where your parents are
[02:40.43]Cry directly in this jar
[02:42.36]I will drink it at the bar
[02:44.15]Little children near and far
[02:45.75]Don’t know where your parents are
[02:47.80]Cry directly in this jar
[02:49.46]I will drink it at the bar
[02:51.70]Sip, sippin’ on (sip, sippin’ on)
[02:53.69]Sip, sippin’ on (sip, sippin’ on)
[02:55.56]Sip, sippin’ on Orphan Tears (they got me sippin’ on)
[02:59.28]Sip, sippin’ on (sip, sippin’ on)
[03:01.17]Sip, sippin’ on
[03:03.02]Now no more Orphan Tears
[03:08.82]Year of Release: 2022