Lyrics Piggy Pie (Old School).lrc Insane Clown Posse
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[ar: Insane Clown Posse]
[al: Insane Clown Posse]
[ti: Piggy Pie (Old School)]
[length: 04:23]
[00:00.13]Once upon a time there were three little pigs
[00:02.67]Who went out into the big world
[00:04.16]To build their homes and seek their fortunes
[00:08.26]
[00:19.16]The first little piggy, his house is made of wood
[00:22.31]He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
[00:25.74]He likes to fuck his sister and drink his moonshine
[00:28.92]A typical redneck filthy fuckin’ swine
[00:32.57]I rode into town with my axe in my holster
[00:35.41]Everybody knows about the wicked piggy boaster
[00:38.65]The sherrif at the border, he tried to take me out
[00:41.38]I drew my axe with the quickness and cut his Adam’s apple out
[00:45.13]Walked in the village and to the piggy’s place
[00:48.19]He opened up his door and shot me in the face
[00:51.45]It blew me off the porch and blew my head in half
[00:54.66]But I’m a Juggalo, so it only made me laugh
[00:58.01]Axe in hand, I rose like the dead
[01:00.98]And swung with all my might, made a thump noise in his head
[01:04.37]Since we out west, I grabbed a shotgun
[01:07.39]And blew his fuckin tounge, out the back of his cranium
[01:10.61]Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
[01:13.80]There’s nothing like a sound, when you hear a piggy die
[01:16.93]I might choose a gun, I might choose an axe
[01:20.39]The Carnival’s in town, come and get your piggy snacks
[01:23.56]The second little piggy, his house is made of brick
[01:26.62]And this little piggy is a mother fuckin’ dick
[01:29.83]He lays down his rules and reads you your rights
[01:33.05]In that funny lookin’ car with the little blinkin’ lights
[01:36.10]I drive a Volkswagon Bug, seventeen deep
[01:39.51]Packed fulla Juggalos, lights out and we creep
[01:42.94]To the piggy station and lay on the horn
[01:45.80]First piggy out, we blow his lungs out his uniform
[01:49.24]Now they in pursuit, like Starski and Hutch
[01:52.32]But there’s only two of them, the rest are out to lunch
[01:55.57]They call up Dunkon Doughnuts to gather up the rest
[01:58.71]Twenty five piggies with their bulletproof vests
[02:01.83]We lead them on a chase, they bustin’ off rounds
[02:05.02]But now they all fucked, ‘cuz we at the Carney grounds
[02:08.34]And they gettin’ swallowed by their very on greed
[02:11.91]Dark Carnival and wicked clowns, ‘cuz we need
[02:15.04]Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
[02:18.08]There’s nothing like a sound, when you hear a piggy die
[02:21.10]I might choose a gun, I might choose an axe
[02:24.38]The Carnival’s in town, come and get your piggy snacks
[02:27.98]Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
[02:30.85]There’s nothing like a sound, when you hear a piggy die
[02:34.04]I might choose a gun, I might choose an axe
[02:37.20]The Carnival’s in town, come and get your piggy snacks
[02:40.54]The last little piggy, his house is made of gold
[02:43.71]He lives in a mansion on his own private road
[02:46.79]I started walking down it, the guard he told me wait
[02:49.85]I snapped his fuckin’ neck in two and slammed his nuts in the gate
[02:53.42]’Cuz this little piggy must definitely die
[02:56.62][Incomprehensible]off and toss it in the sky
[02:59.54]And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil
[03:02.78]And pull it out the sky and beat it with a shovel
[03:06.04]People in my city, they fightin’ for their meals
[03:09.28]He sleeps on a matress, stuffed with hundred dollar bills
[03:12.44]A Richey is the devil, he never will admit it
[03:15.74]So I’mma cut his hand off and slap his face wit’ it
[03:19.19]Opened up his door, he sleeping in his bed
[03:22.19]I grabbed a brick of gold and smacked it upside his head
[03:25.25]He begged for his life, I told him it’s too late
[03:28.54]And tied his neck in a knot and watch him suffocate ‘cuz I need
[03:32.11]Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
[03:34.83]There’s nothing like a sound, when you hear a piggy die
[03:38.06]I might choose a gun, I might choose an axe
[03:41.25]The Carnival’s in town, come and get your piggy snacks
[03:44.95]…
[03:48.00]Year of Release: 1998