Lyrics Professor Booty (Remastered 2009).lrc Beastie Boys
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[ar: Beastie Boys]
[al: Check Your Head (Deluxe Edition/Remastered)]
[ti: Professor Booty (Remastered 2009)]
[length: 04:12]
[00:00.07]Yo, I don’t hang out with those guys
[00:01.52]Man, I ain’t got nothin’ to do with those dudes
[00:03.79]Man, I saw your female with ’em too, what’s up with her?
[00:06.53]I’ve been hearin’ that she been givin’ that stuff out to all them graffiti guys
[00:09.92]Yo, shut the fuck up, Chico, man
[00:12.07]I could paint three of those murals for some of that ass
[00:16.79]Professor, what’s another word for pirate treasure?
[00:21.20]Well, I think it’s booty, booty, booty, that’s what it is
[00:26.41]Yes, I got more bounce than the fuckin’ bump
[00:29.82]And then you want to know why
[00:31.12]Because I’m motherfuckin’ truckin’
[00:33.20]I’m in the pocket, just like Grady Tate
[00:35.39]Got supplies of beats, so you don’t have to wait
[00:37.96]’Cause I’m the master blaster, drinking up the Shasta
[00:40.86]My voice sounds sweet ’cause it has to
[00:43.14]So light a match to my ass ’cause I’m blowin’ up
[00:45.81]I’d like to thank the people for just showin’ up
[00:48.67]But now I want y’all to move it
[00:51.51]Put your point on the floor and just prove it
[00:53.82]And I’m smurfin’, not rehearsin’, gettin’ live, y’all
[00:57.24]A little puffy so you know what I’m doin’ right
[00:59.34]’Cause that’s the kind of frame of mind I’m in
[01:02.71]I got this feelin’ that is back again
[01:04.55]So don’t touch me, ’cause I’m electric
[01:07.48]And if you touch me, you’ll get shocked, shocked, shocked, shocked…
[01:14.83](Well, I think it’s booty, booty, booty)
[01:18.46]You got, you got, you got, you got, you got
[01:21.05]You’ve got the boomin’ system, but it’s sloshing out doo-doo
[01:23.89]You think it’s chocolate milk, but it’s watered down Yoo-hoo
[01:26.42]I’ve been through many times in which I thought I might lose it
[01:29.06]The only thing that saved me has always been music
[01:31.97]We’ve got our own studio, the son of the G
[01:34.25]It’s no question, life’s been good to me
[01:37.16]’Cause life ain’t nothing but a good groove
[01:39.70]A good mixtape to put you in the right mood
[01:42.67]This one goes out to my man, the Groove Merchant
[01:45.23]Coming through with beats for which I’ve been searching
[01:47.80]Like two sealed copies of expansions
[01:50.47]I’m like Tom Vu with yachts and mansions
[01:53.35]The logo I sport is the face of the monkey
[01:55.62]Union made Ben Davis quality, it’s no junk, see
[01:58.50]My chrome is shinin’ just like an icicle
[02:01.35]I ride around town on my low-rider bicycle
[02:07.11]Do you know, but know you’re telling me to do it
[02:09.28]I light my own…
[02:12.31](Booty, booty, booty
[02:15.26]Oh, baby, that’s the way it is)
[02:17.63]
[02:25.18]So many wack MCs, you get the TV bozack
[02:28.19]Ain’t even gonna call out your names, ’cause you’re so wack
[02:30.97]But one big oaf whose faker than plastic
[02:33.50]A dictionary definition of the word spastic
[02:36.33]You should have never started something that you couldn’t finish
[02:38.91]’Cause writin’ rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach
[02:41.31]I’m badass, move your fat ass, ’cause you’re wack, son
[02:44.28]Dancin’ around like you think you’re Janet Jackson
[02:47.00]Thought you could walk on me to get some ground to walk on
[02:49.45]I’ll put the rug out from under your ass as I talk on
[02:52.55]I’ll take you out like a sniper on a roof
[02:54.65]Like an MC at the fever in the DJ booth
[02:57.25]With your headphones strapped, you’re rockin’ rewind-pause
[03:00.18]Tryin’ to figure out what you can do to go for yours
[03:02.52]But like the pencil to the paper, I got more to come
[03:05.62]One after another, you can all get some
[03:08.43]So you better take your time and meditate on your rhyme
[03:10.88]’Cause your shit’ll be stinkin’ when I go for mine
[03:13.43]And that’s right, y’all, don’t get uptight, y’all
[03:16.00]You can’t say shit because you’re biting what I write, y’all
[03:18.62]And that’s wrong, y’all, over the long haul
[03:21.53]You can’t cut the mustard when you’re fronting it all
[03:30.98]Year of Release: 1992