Lyrics Puppet Break-Up.lrc Your Favorite Martian
[id: pshlpccx]
[ar: Your Favorite Martian]
[al: Puppet Break-Up]
[ti: Puppet Break-Up]
[length: 03:11]
[00:09.02]Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[00:10.32]It’s been a while since you felt my felt
[00:12.44]But this relationship’s the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever smelt
[00:15.38]Always got me stressin’, always keeping me guessin’
[00:17.45]I’m like a Snuffleupagus, a fuckin’ depressive
[00:20.39]And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?
[00:22.95]Girl, I’m not your puppet, so why’s your hand up my ass?
[00:25.64]’Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo
[00:27.99]This breakup’s brought to you by the letter F and the letter U (Woo!)
[00:31.99]This is exactly what I’d said I’d do
[00:33.26]My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can’t find a better dude
[00:36.45]Why’d you leave me? Was it something I did?
[00:38.31]I feel like Kermit the Frog, ’cause I was fucking a pig
[00:41.14]And I’ma take back my money spent, every nickel
[00:43.56]So stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (Ha-ha)
[00:46.56]’Cause I ain’t puttin’ up with your shit, man, fuck it
[00:48.75]So get your hand out of my ass, bitch, ’cause I ain’t your puppet
[00:52.40]Girl, I’m not your puppet
[00:55.17]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[00:57.70]Girl, I’m not your puppet (Hey!)
[01:00.19]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[01:02.97]Girl, I’m not your puppet (Ho!)
[01:05.59]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[01:07.98]Girl, I’m not your puppet (Hey!)
[01:10.62]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[01:13.02]I’m sorry, I believe you mistook me
[01:15.17]For a codependent Cookie Monster feeding you cookies
[01:17.46]I’m moving on (ha-ha), it ain’t a question to me
[01:20.24]I’ll fuck all the other muppets on Sesame Street
[01:23.26]I’ll fuck that redhead from Lamp Chop with the fro’
[01:25.61]Upload the video, so you can watch it and know
[01:28.16]That you’re not a unique snowflake, you’re just another chick
[01:30.89]And you ain’t Jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stick
[01:34.26]I ain’t bitter, but it’d be a waste
[01:35.86]If you didn’t ask you new boyfriend how my felt tastes
[01:39.33]Will I get over it? Probably, but
[01:41.14]First, I think I’ll fuck your fat friend Jabba the Slut
[01:43.81]And it’s sad, ’cause I was kinda thinkin’ it might last
[01:46.48]’Cause I’m like Oscar the Grouch, and you’re sorta white trash
[01:49.35]Now, I don’t give a fuck if you move to Nantucket
[01:51.99]But get your hand out my ass, I ain’t your puppet (Ha-ha)
[01:55.34]Girl, I’m not your puppet
[01:57.78]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:00.42]Girl, I’m not your puppet (Hey!)
[02:03.07]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:05.45]Girl, I’m not your puppet (Ho!)
[02:08.07]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:10.62]Girl, I’m not your puppet (Hey!)
[02:13.35]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:15.94](Break it down Lamp Chop Style!)
[02:17.53]This is a relationship that needs to end
[02:20.15]Oh yeah, you and I will never be friends
[02:22.80]One day we started fuckin’ around not knowing what it was
[02:25.71]And we’ll never get back together again, because you suck
[02:28.12]This is a relationship that needs to end
[02:30.52]Oh yeah, you and I will never be friends
[02:33.14]One day we started fuckin’ around not knowing what it was
[02:36.09]And we’ll never get back together again, because you suck
[02:42.19]Girl, I’m not your puppet
[02:44.77]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:47.15]Girl, I’m not your puppet (Hey!)
[02:50.00]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:52.33]Girl, I’m not your puppet (Ho!)
[02:55.25]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:57.67]Girl, I’m not your puppet (Hey!)
[03:00.39]Girl, I’m not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[03:03.69]One, yes, one two-timing bitch! Ah-ah-ah
[03:09.20]Year of Release: 2011