Lyrics Rap God (Mr. Cii Remix).lrc Eminem
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[ti: Rap God (Mr. Cii Remix)]
[length: 06:04]
[00:00.63]Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
[00:04.21]But I’m only going to get this one chance (six minutes-, six minutes-)
[00:08.36]Something’s wrong, I can feel it (six minutes, Slim Shady, you’re on!)
[00:12.55]Just a feeling I’ve got, like something’s about to happen, but I don’t know what
[00:17.68]If that means what I think it means, we’re in trouble, big trouble
[00:20.35]And if he is as bananas as you say, I’m not taking any chances
[00:23.89]You are just what the doc ordered
[00:25.72]I’m beginnin’ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[00:28.78]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[00:31.34]Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[00:33.98]They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[00:36.85]But for me to rap like a computer, it must be in my genes
[00:39.83]I got a laptop in my back pocket
[00:41.47]My pen’ll go off when I half-cock it
[00:43.58]Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[00:44.96]Made a livin’ and a killin’ off it
[00:46.67]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[00:48.17]With Monica Lewinsky feelin’ on his nutsack
[00:49.06]I’m an MC still as honest
[00:50.77]But as rude and as indecent as all hell
[00:52.72]Syllables, skill-a-holic (kill ’em all with)
[00:54.29]This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
[00:56.13]You don’t really wanna get into a pissin’ match
[00:57.06]With this rappity brat, packin’ a MAC in the back of the Ac’
[00:58.95]Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
[01:00.98]And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I’m practicin’ that
[01:02.73]I’ll still be able to break a motherfuckin’ table
[01:07.33]Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
[01:09.54]Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[01:11.30]How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
[01:13.19]Feel my wrath of attack
[01:14.68]Rappers are havin’ a rough time period, here’s a maxi pad
[01:17.13]It’s actually disastrously bad for the wack
[01:19.73]While I’m masterfully constructing this masterpièce
[01:21.62]’Cause I’m beginnin’ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[01:23.71]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[01:26.69]Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[01:30.21]Let me show you maintainin’ this shit ain’t that hard, that hard
[01:33.44]Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[01:36.47]Well, to be truthful the blueprint’s
[01:38.46]Simply rage and youthful exuberance
[01:39.82]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[01:41.82]Hit the Earth like an asteroid
[01:43.69]Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (pew!)
[01:45.09]MCs get taken to school with this music
[01:46.60]’Cause I use it as a vehicle to “Bus the rhyme”
[01:48.53]Now I lead a new school full of students
[01:50.27]Me? I’m a product of Rakim
[01:51.56]Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
[01:52.89]Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
[01:54.52]Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
[01:58.59]To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them
[02:00.78]Into the motherfuckin’ Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
[02:02.67]Even though I’ll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
[02:06.04]Only Hall of Fame I’ll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
[02:09.24]On the wall of shame
[02:11.34]You fags think it’s all a game, ’til I walk a flock of flames
[02:12.77]Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin’?
[02:15.56]Little gay-lookin’ boy
[02:17.69]So gay, I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin’ boy (ha-ha!)
[02:19.38]You’re witnessin’ a mass-occur
[02:20.74]Like you’re watching a church gathering take place, lookin’ boy
[02:22.57]”Oy vey, that boy’s gay!” That’s all they say, lookin’ boy
[02:25.60]You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
[02:27.07]And a “Way to go” from your label every day, lookin’ boy
[02:29.09]Hey, lookin’ boy! What you say, lookin’ boy?
[02:30.61]I get a “Hell, yeah” from Dre, lookin’ boy
[02:32.38]I’ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
[02:34.00]Get outta my face, lookin’ boy!
[02:35.95]Basically, boy, you’re never gonna be capable
[02:38.05]Of keepin’ up with the same pace, lookin’ boy, ’cause-
[02:39.66]I’m beginnin’ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[02:41.77]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[02:44.57]The way I’m racin’ around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
[02:48.14]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
[02:51.17]Kneel before General Zod
[02:52.67]This planet’s Krypton-, no, Asgard, Asgard
[02:54.99]So you’ll be Thor and I’ll be Odin
[02:57.03]You rodent, I’m omnipotent
[02:58.14]Let off, then I’m reloadin’
[02:59.88]Immediately with these bombs I’m totin’
[03:01.47]And I should not be woken
[03:03.13]I’m the walkin’ dead, but I’m just a talkin’ head, a zombie floatin’
[03:05.28]But I got your mom deep-throatin’
[03:08.22]I’m out my Ramen Noodle
[03:09.87]We have nothin’ in common, poodle
[03:11.51]I’m a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
[03:14.67]It’s me, my honesty’s brutal
[03:17.33]But it’s honestly futile if I don’t utilize what I do though
[03:20.16]For good at least once in a while
[03:22.46]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
[03:25.61]To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
[03:27.80]But I gotta keep a few punchlines
[03:29.33]Just in case ’cause even you unsigned
[03:30.72]Rappers are hungry lookin’ at me like it’s lunchtime
[03:32.87]I know there was a time where once I
[03:34.63]Was king of the underground
[03:37.13]But I still rap like I’m on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[03:40.35]So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
[03:41.83]Appeal with the skin color of mine
[03:42.80]You get too big and here they come tryin’
[03:44.30]To censor you like that one line
[03:45.79]I said on “I’m Back” from The Mathers LP 1 when I
[03:47.46]Tried to say I’ll take seven kids from Columbine
[03:50.36]Put ’em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a .9
[03:53.34]See if I get away with it now that I ain’t as big as I was, but I’m
[03:56.44]Morphin’ into an immortal, comin’ through the portal
[03:59.45]You’re stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
[04:01.92]And I don’t know what the fuck that you rhyme for
[04:03.58]You’re pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin’ cornrows
[04:05.69]You write normal? Fuck being normal!
[04:08.11]And I just bought a new raygun from the future
[04:12.85]Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[04:15.70]’Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather’s pad
[04:18.47]Singin’ to a man while he played piano
[04:21.36]Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel
[04:22.58]So Ray J went straight to the radio station
[04:24.98]The very next day, “Hey Fab, I’ma kill you!”
[04:26.74]Lyrics comin’ at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
[04:28.31]Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin’ I’m a human
[04:29.83]What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman?
[04:31.30]Innovative and I’m made of rubber so that anything
[04:32.62]You say is ricochetin’ off of me, and it’ll glue to you and
[04:34.23]I’m devastating, more than ever demonstrating
[04:35.85]How to give a motherfuckin’ audience a feeling like it’s levitating
[04:36.94]Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
[04:38.81]For the day that they can say I fell off, they’ll be celebrating
[04:40.77]’Cause I know the way to get ’em motivated
[04:42.38]I make elevating music, you make elevator music
[04:43.86]”Oh, he’s too mainstream”
[04:45.50]Well, that’s what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
[04:47.47]”It’s not hip-hop, it’s pop,” ’cause I found a hella way to fuse it
[04:49.05]With rock, shock rap with Doc
[04:50.58]Throw on “Lose Yourself” and make ’em lose it
[04:53.55]I don’t know how to make songs like that
[04:55.23]I don’t know what words to use
[04:56.62]Let me know when it occurs to you
[04:58.78]While I’m rippin’ any one of these verses that versus you
[04:59.87]It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin’ you
[05:01.05]How many verses I gotta murder to
[05:02.46]Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?
[05:06.46]Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
[05:09.84]But look at the accolades these skills brung me
[05:11.21]Full of myself, but still hungry
[05:13.37]I bully myself ’cause I make me do what I put my mind to
[05:16.32]And I’m a million leagues above you
[05:18.38]Ill when I speak in tongues, but it’s still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
[05:21.13]I’m drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
[05:23.79]I’ma sleep in the front seat
[05:24.72]Bumpin’ Heavy D and the Boyz, still “Chunky but Funky”
[05:27.64]But in my head, there’s something I can feel tugging and struggling
[05:31.03]Angels fight with devils and here’s what they want from me
[05:34.02]They’re askin’ me to eliminate some of the women hate
[05:36.36]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
[05:38.37]I have, then you may be a little patient
[05:40.35]And more sympathetic to the situation
[05:41.92]And understand the discrimination
[05:43.17]But fuck it, life’s handin’ you lemons? Make lemonade then!
[05:45.82]But if I can’t batter the women
[05:48.29]How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
[05:49.33]Don’t mistake him for Satan; it’s a fatal mistake
[05:52.13]If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
[05:53.87]To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
[05:56.10]Don’t be a retard, be a king? Think not
[05:59.51]Why be a king when you can be a god?
[06:03.42]Year of Release: 2022