Lyrics Ratz.lrc mc chris
[id: iwriqlzc]
[ar: MC Chris]
[al: Eating’s Not Cheating]
[ti: Ratz]
[length: 02:30]
[00:16.35]This one goes out to all the cuties in the quad
[00:18.17]Walking kitty corner with the itty bitty bod
[00:19.96]Telescopin out the window, waxin wise
[00:21.75]While you walk, i stalk the fox box to the party on lock
[00:23.66]Security check soon my ids inspected
[00:26.32]In the elevator waiting to get wrecked
[00:28.19]Open the door then get floored by the heat
[00:29.93]You get passed a jay while they play pauls boutique
[00:32.65]Get a plasstic cup and ice unless you like it neat
[00:34.44]All the girls stand up, all the guys take seats
[00:36.29]Smoke fills the air, you fill in Denise
[00:38.13]On your major, on your minor, on the middle east for sheeza
[00:40.82]High plains drifter this sorority sister
[00:43.54]Let the belt loop lead you to the liquor elixirs
[00:45.30]Smellin better than a bubble gum scratch and sniff sticker
[00:47.18]We lick, shoot suck, then duck out even quicker
[00:48.97]A mad dash to my crib, cuz my roomie is a geek
[00:51.62]He’s playing Galaxies, makin friends on Dantooine
[00:53.53]Soon I’m climbing up a tree, beers clinging to my teeth
[00:55.22]Miss the window ledge, hit the hedge, land upon my keys
[00:57.11]I am a dorm rat, that is the fact, jack,
[00:59.89]Lookin at incense, playin with warm wax,
[01:01.61]Hittin on the honeys at the vending machine
[01:03.43]One hitters, tray dinners, all you need’s an id
[01:06.17]I am a dorm rat, that is the fact, jack,
[01:07.05]Lookin at incense, playin with warm wax,
[01:10.62]Hittin on the honeys at the vending machine
[01:11.52]One hitters, tray dinners, all you need’s an id
[01:12.48]Plaid pajama bottoms or a plaid pleated skirts
[01:13.39]Everything you girl’s wear makes me stare at the dirt
[01:14.20]If I had balls I’d flirt with y’all in study hall
[01:15.13]Do the geek talk till your eyes roll back into your skull
[01:16.07]But I’m a freek, spelled f-r-double 3-k
[01:16.96]When you’re walking my way with my pockets I play
[01:17.89]I can’t say what’s your name, care to chat for a bit
[01:18.72]It’s me Brian, that guy, from that class, Russian lit?
[01:19.79]Care to sit, have a chip, care for some fun dip
[01:20.59]Dostoyevsky doesn’t impress me, what you think of that shit?
[01:21.56]But I don’t I just twitch and I itch in my pants
[01:22.43]Play my gameboy advance until she’s finally walked past
[01:23.33]A mad dash to my crib where I get on my blog
[01:24.24]In search of Spock dot com check it out if you want
[01:25.17]That’s the steam blowin scene where I reign supreme
[01:26.05]Webster’s my Friendster I run the message board for Ween
[01:26.99]It’s a mental mall for teens, it’s a paradise on earth
[01:27.88]But in a way it’s like a curse, faster than a Google search
[01:28.73]I just sit here and drink beer while my roommate flirts
[01:29.66]At some party, with some hottie who’s all into Fred Durst
[01:31.40]It makes my heart burst, and yet I do nothing
[01:32.37]Just get on the web and start bitchin and frontin
[01:33.28]A dot com curmudgeon who’s love life is sufferin
[01:34.11]It’s the rope or the oven or the hope I find love in the end
[01:35.17]I am lab rat that is a sad fact
[01:36.00]Shining my test tubes, crying in restrooms
[01:36.95]Dorm life blows if you’ve got no place to go
[01:37.84]I call my mother everyday, and say I wanna go home
[01:38.75]I am lab rat that is a sad fact
[01:39.67]Shining my test tubes, crying in restrooms
[01:40.57]Dorm life blows if you’ve got no place to go
[01:41.44]I call my mother everyday, and say I wanna go home
[01:42.37]Year of Release: 2005