Lyrics Road Rage.lrc Your Favorite Martian
[id: ujwsesge]
[ar: Your Favorite Martian]
[al: Road Rage]
[ti: Road Rage]
[length: 03:40]
[00:14.56]I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy
[00:17.20]I’d try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive
[00:20.29]Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail
[00:22.96]Stuck in jail, my truck’s a cell, I’d rather stab my brain with a rusty nail
[00:26.89]’Cause when I’m driving I’m driven
[00:28.34]And every ride that I sit in I lose my mind I admit it
[00:31.38]And I’m quick to trip and lose my grip and flip you the bird
[00:34.32]And I’ll rage just like the nerd
[00:37.06]Yeah, I see you in your Lexus, rubber necking, checkin’ messages
[00:40.36]Texting for directions while you’re googling nekkid breasteses!
[00:43.72]These other drivers, they’re all brain dead
[00:45.85]I swear the traffic lights see me and they all change red
[00:48.55]I thought driving was basic, but I ain’t got no patience
[00:51.64]This old lady needs Lasik, I think I’m going ape shit
[00:54.68]’Cause my lane is lookin’ like a line at the Chinese drive thru
[00:57.95]Why’s everyone got to drive at the same time I do?
[01:00.70]Hey man, I’m just trying to drive
[01:03.33]It feels more like I’m trying to stay alive
[01:06.45]The only thing you’re driving is driving me crazy
[01:10.49]And I’m getting Road Rage
[01:13.46]I’m just trying to merge
[01:14.93]You better back off ’cause I’m on the verge
[01:17.74]I’m losing my cool
[01:18.99]Yeah you better get over
[01:22.36]’Cause here comes the Road Rage
[01:25.96]Oh, dont make me get out the car
[01:28.08]I I’ll come over there old lady
[01:30.22]Awh! Oooh! Ooh!
[01:34.21]Alright, here we go
[01:35.01]Why your bumper stickers preachin’ telling me to go vegan
[01:37.75]I’ll moon your grandmother in traffic till she pulls over screaming
[01:40.76]I go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes, they hate me
[01:43.52]Well maybe I wouldn’t be raging if you weren’t driving Miss Daisy
[01:47.13]I’m not speed racing, I’m impatient with the way shit goes in traffic
[01:50.14]It so happens that I have to embrace it, look what I’m facing
[01:53.21]Ladies doing makeup, dudes shaving while the same five songs play on the radio station
[01:58.48]The same five songs! The same five songs!
[02:01.13]The radio station, they play the same five songs
[02:04.14]The same five songs! The same five songs!
[02:06.84]The radio station, they play the same fucking songs!
[02:09.98]Hey man, I’m just trying to drive
[02:12.66]It feels more like I’m trying to stay alive
[02:15.79]The only thing you’re driving is driving me crazy
[02:19.74]And I’m getting Road Rage
[02:22.90]I’m just cruising along
[02:24.27]Then you go and cut me off
[02:25.48]Did I do something wrong
[02:26.69]Now I’m following you back to your home
[02:31.51]And I got Road Rage
[02:33.03]Hey man, why you going so slow?
[02:35.78]One thing you ought to know is I’m the king of the road
[02:38.56]The only thing you’re driving is driving me crazy
[02:43.17]’Cause I got that Road Rage
[02:45.82]And why you going so fast?
[02:47.34]Giving the middle finger to the people you pass
[02:50.33]Now I’m following you back to your home
[02:54.68]’Cause I got that road Rage
[02:58.21]Road Rage!
[03:01.35]Road Rage!
[03:04.38]Road Rage!
[03:07.64]Hey man, I’m just trying to drive
[03:10.79]It feels more like I’m trying to stay alive
[03:13.45]The only thing you’re driving is driving me crazy
[03:19.57]Oh! I’m just trying to merge
[03:21.81]And you better back off ’cause I’m on the verge
[03:26.29]I’m losing my cool
[03:29.48]I got Road Rage
[03:32.29]Ah, I’m finally here
[03:34.32]Oh my God! There’s nowhere to park!
[03:37.00]I hate my life!
[03:38.92]Year of Release: 2012