Lyrics Robotdog.lrc mc chris
[id: towwthms]
[ar: mc chris]
[al: Eating’s Not Cheating]
[ti: Robotdog]
[length: 02:13]
[00:05.43]I got an allergy for every pedigree
[00:07.22]So I got myself a robot that’s Japanese
[00:09.04]But yo, he’s hard to please he’s always gotta pee
[00:11.70]But he never sips a drip this chip is playin’ me
[00:13.50]The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see
[00:16.22]He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams
[00:18.02]He plays the ho’s instead of playing fetch with me
[00:19.83]He sniffs the toes of Tiffany and Stefanie
[00:22.59]That brings up Emily she was my latest squeeze
[00:24.38]Robot dog stole that girl right out from under me
[00:26.17]Sometimes I wonder why I supply the energy
[00:28.85]To my mortal enemy that should be a best friend to me
[00:30.70]Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
[00:33.44]Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
[00:36.15]Robot dog, I’m afraid this foe is fuckin’ fatal
[00:37.96]I’m about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
[00:40.69]Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off
[00:45.18]I said robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off
[01:02.30]He never pays the rent he kicks me out of bed
[01:04.19]I’m the pissed submissive he’s the fuckin’ dominance
[01:05.96]And it’s been really tense I’m feigning impotence
[01:08.64]I got a robot dog and haven’t gotten any since
[01:10.49]All my pals are fuckin’ melancholy malcontents
[01:13.19]From Malcolm In The Middle To Malcolm X
[01:14.93]He eats fillet Mignon I’m eating fuckin’ Alphabits
[01:16.70]And the motherfucker just left me The consonants
[01:18.56]I hold his leash while he gets all the compliments
[01:21.29]He gets more attention than a one eyed elephant
[01:23.97]He’s in the club I’m in my car out of my element
[01:25.79]In a Honda Element feeling irrelelvent
[01:28.44]But it’s on like it’s Vaughn comma Vince
[01:29.30]I wanna be gone like I’m Jon Favreau havin’ a fit
[01:33.01]He’s surrounded by chicks rubbing their D cup tits
[01:34.89]I flip the toilet lid Read a Maxim mag, bust a couple kids
[01:36.61]Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
[01:39.32]Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
[01:41.10]Robot dog, I’m afraid this foe is fuckin’ fatal
[01:43.83]I’m about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
[01:45.65]Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off
[01:50.10]I said Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off
[01:51.92]Year of Release: 2005