Lyrics Santa Hates Poor Kids.lrc Your Favorite Martian
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[00:17.88]I really hate it that my family’s poor! I really wish I was a rich kid
[00:21.07]’Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas
[00:24.25]Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance!
[00:26.79]While Billy gets a new pony and a lap dance
[00:29.43]Plus a tree house mansion and a jet ski
[00:31.97]How the hell did he get a pterodactyl? Gets me!
[00:35.06]I thought Christmas was awesome, on and poppin
[00:37.25]’Till Jan got a slave and Google stock options
[00:39.94]And I don’t think you understand how it feels. To see another kid roll up in his Bentley Power Wheels like
[00:45.65]”Look at my new ride; Santa just bought it
[00:47.84]He didn’t get you nothing ‘ cause your mom’s an alcoholic.”
[00:50.20]He’s right I got some underwear used by my brother
[00:53.16]I’m like Oliver Twist, “Please may I have another?”
[00:55.87]I opened up a present, and found an eviction notice!
[00:58.21]Man, fuck you Santa! We’re spending Christmas with the homeless!
[01:01.38]Santa must hate the poor kids
[01:06.05]’Cause Santa only hangs with the rich, come on
[01:11.31]Santa Hates Poor Kids
[01:16.94]Santa Hates Poor Kids
[01:22.21]And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming
[01:24.97]Nothing under your tree tonight!
[01:27.69]And all I got was a charm bracelet with no charms
[01:30.69]And a discharged G.I. Joe with no arms. And a drunk step dad. Man, I hate it here!
[01:35.39]And mom got some cigarettes and half a case of beer
[01:38.42]We’re too poor for Christmas music. We A capella!
[01:41.43]And our Christmas tree is just a busted umbrella. With a bunch of junk glued to it. This shit is useless!
[01:46.88]And Ravi said: Santa also hates you if you’re Jewish
[01:49.55]Santa must hate the poor kids
[01:54.34]’Cause Santa only hangs with the rich, sing it
[02:00.20]Santa Hates Poor Kids
[02:05.29]Santa Hates Poor Kids
[02:10.12]And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming
[02:13.08]Nothing under your tree tonight!
[02:15.95]Santa Hates Poor Kids
[02:24.32]Fuck you Santa! You fat motherfucker!
[02:26.41]How’d you get so big? You been drinking butter?
[02:28.93]Always acting jolly, I ain’t buying into that
[02:31.50]And why you always trying to get kids to sit on your lap?
[02:34.17]I heard you touch Scottish boys under the kilt
[02:36.85]Hey Fatty Clause! Stop eating my cookies and milk!
[02:39.54]Or I’m going to go to the North Pole and enroll you in gym class
[02:42.41]And next year I’m leaving diet pills and Slim Fast
[02:45.15]You see me while I’m sleeping You creep me out
[02:47.70]And while you watching me why you got to take your penis out?
[02:50.58]So bring it Santa! I’m not afraid to fight, bitch!
[02:53.26]I’ll whoop you ass and take a shit on your nice list!
[02:55.98]I want to take you out in the worst way
[02:58.64]If you’re a saint? Why’d you steal Jesus’ birthday?
[03:01.48]So keep your dumb gifts Santa, we don’t need you!
[03:03.92]And tell the Tooth Fairy, she’s a cheap bitch too!
[03:07.05]Santa Hates Poor Kids, come on
[03:11.96]Santa Hates Poor Kids
[03:17.31]And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming
[03:19.75]Nothing under your tree tonight!
[03:22.65]Santa Hates Poor Kids
[03:32.03]And God bless us everyone!
[03:34.88]Shut the hell up Tiny Tim! You’re not helping!
[03:35.24]Year of Release: 2011