Lyrics Shitty G.lrc Your Favorite Martian
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[ar: Your Favorite Martian]
[al: Shitty G]
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[length: 03:34]
[00:04.87]I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel
[00:07.35]Two middle fingers in the air
[00:09.96]I’m a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G
[00:12.66]But I don’t really care
[00:15.55]Ain’t nobody quite like me
[00:18.06]’Cause my name is Shitty G
[00:20.72]Ain’t nobody quite like me
[00:23.69]Shitty (Shitty) G (G)
[00:25.53]Let me tell you about my main man, Shitty G
[00:27.95]He never lived in the city, he’s from the middle of Tennessee
[00:31.24]He’s got a wife, she’s morbidly obese
[00:33.48]While Shitty sits at Denny’s sipping 40’s of Ol’E
[00:35.93]No toilet in his trailer, he’ll piss on the street
[00:38.42]Shitty G would bite your style, but he’s missing some teeth
[00:41.64]Rockin’ wife beaters with pit stains
[00:43.80]Shitty’s so humble (yo, I’m the shit, man)
[00:46.58]King of the trailer park, thinks he’s hard as nails
[00:49.07]Front yard lookin’ like a junk-yard sale
[00:51.22]Rolling round on a riding mower, mouth full of chew
[00:54.03]Sipping on Jack Daniels mixed with Mountain Dew
[00:56.42]Always running from the cops, getting charged with theft
[00:59.11]They want him behind bars, but he’s hard to catch
[01:01.69]Always hustling something, his hands are never clean
[01:04.51]Plus, he’s got the worst tattoos that you’ve ever seen
[01:06.83]I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel
[01:09.37]Two middle fingers in the air
[01:11.95]I’m a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G
[01:14.62]But I don’t really care
[01:17.43]Ain’t nobody quite like me
[01:20.08]’Cause my name is Shitty G
[01:22.69]Ain’t nobody quite like me
[01:25.50]Shitty (Shitty) G (G)
[01:27.43]Catch him drinking cans of Busch Light, smoking Newports
[01:30.36]Bumping Toby Keith and Too Short, woo!
[01:32.66]He grows his own reefer, steals cables from his neighbors
[01:35.19]You can always smell the vapors from the meth lab in his trailer
[01:38.22]He thinks he’s bad, just like his credit
[01:40.58]He’s got a sugar Mama, but Shitty is diabetic
[01:43.48]He’s got a poster of Federline, his hero
[01:45.66]He’ll drink a box of wine and say, “What up, my negro?”
[01:48.23]I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel
[01:50.63]Two middle fingers in the air
[01:53.24]I’m a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G
[01:55.97]But I don’t really care
[01:58.75]Ain’t nobody quite like me
[02:01.29]’Cause my name is Shitty G
[02:03.98]Ain’t nobody quite like me
[02:06.83]Shitty (Shitty) G (G)
[02:09.86]Alright, man, here I go
[02:11.30]Y’all ain’t never heard rhymes like these
[02:13.47]I’m about to spit more fire than illegal Chinese fireworks
[02:17.68]Alright, here we go
[02:19.01]Why y’all missing with me? I’m freaking awesome
[02:21.57]I got so many hoes, but I can’t exactly call them, ’cause I didn’t pay my phone bill
[02:25.70]Instead I bought some reefer
[02:27.05]When my album drops, you homos will be believers
[02:29.64]And I’ma build a studio when I get my settlement from an ol’ car wreck
[02:33.55]And I’m going to buy a Confederate Flag for my bedroom
[02:36.07]That shit is stupid cool
[02:37.47]And y’all will laugh when I graduate from computer school
[02:41.14]It’s freaking embarrassing when I tell my Mexican friends they need to speak American
[02:46.07]I got speakers for my beats
[02:47.67]They’re in my car propped up against my baby seat
[02:50.88]And I’ma make it crack this year
[02:52.63]Drinking 30 packs, working on my rap career
[02:55.73]You laugh, but this ain’t no joke
[02:57.68]I’m out here repping on the streets for all the country folk
[03:00.36]I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel
[03:02.82]Two middle fingers in the air
[03:05.47]I’m a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G
[03:08.12]But I don’t really care
[03:11.06]Ain’t nobody quite like me
[03:13.50]’Cause my name is Shitty G
[03:16.17]Ain’t nobody quite like me
[03:19.13]Shitty (Shitty) G (G)
[03:21.86]Yeah, that, that “Shitty G” right there
[03:24.16]And the new album is about to drop, uh
[03:26.71]Well, I don’t know when the new album is about to drop
[03:28.59]But it’s going to be more amazing, “Two Cats Fuckin’ In The Outhouse,” you watch
[03:33.03]Y’all don’t know me
[03:33.62]Year of Release: 2012