Lyrics The Reunion.lrc Eminem
[id: dowdtwmm]
[ar: Eminem]
[al: Hell: The Sequel]
[ti: The Reunion]
[length: 04:50]
[00:00.54]Ayo, this next song is a true story (come here, bitch!)
[00:08.99]’Cause some things in this universe
[00:12.08]Don’t make sense, but somehow always seem to fuckin’ work
[00:16.59]Flying down I-75 ’bout to hop on 696
[00:20.19]I look over this fucking chick’s tryna fix her makeup
[00:23.11]I’m like, “Bitch, you ain’t a plastic surgeon
[00:25.14]I advise ya to put up your visor, I’m getting kinda ticked
[00:28.38]You’re blocking my side mirror,” she’s like “Yeah, so?”
[00:31.07]I’m like, “So? You gon’ need a stitch you keep actin’ like that, ho
[00:34.77]I look like your husband, slut? That’s a rhetorical question
[00:37.72]You talk to me like you talk to him, I’ll fuck you up
[00:40.65]In fact, get in the backseat, like the rest of my dates
[00:43.52]No bitch rides shotgun, what taxi?”
[00:46.18]”Stop and pick you some Maxi Pads up, is that what you actually ask me?”
[00:50.22]Bitch reaches over and smacks me
[00:51.95]And says I annoy the fuck outta her, get in the fucking back
[00:54.78]Put on your slut powder, you slut, what? Shut the fuck up now
[00:58.03]Or get your feelings hurt, worse than my last chick when
[01:00.39]I accidentally butt dialed her, and she heard me spreading AIDS rumors about her
[01:04.55]Turn the radio up louder, make it thump
[01:07.06]While I bump that Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that cunt
[01:10.51]Thought I snap back in that accent ’cause she kept asking me to quit callin’ her cunt, I said, “I can’t”
[01:15.69]She said, “Marshall, you ain’t really like that, oh-oh-oh
[01:19.58]You’re putting on a show, where’s your mic at?
[01:22.10]’Cause you’re breaking my heart” (she said)
[01:25.12]”You’re breaking my heart” (’cause)
[01:28.40]You ain’t really like that, oh, oh, oh
[01:31.52]You’re puttin’ on a show, where’s your mic at?
[01:34.19]’Cause you’re breakin’ my heart (she said)
[01:37.26]You’re breakin’ my heart
[01:39.42]Uh, pull up to the club in a Porsche, not a Pinto
[01:42.53]While Marshall’s at a white trash party, I’m at drama central
[01:46.15]I walk up in there lookin’ at my phone, on Twitter, tweetin’
[01:48.80]I’m feelin’ a bunch of bitches looking at a nigga, cheesin’
[01:51.92]I get approached by this little skeezer, she asked me
[01:55.05]Am I the realest G? ‘Cause I’m Gucci from head to feet
[01:57.81]I said, “Yeah, I’m really is, ’cause I spit in your man’s face
[02:01.15]Like Cam did that little kid on Killin’ Season”
[02:03.73]She said, “I’m feelin’ your big ego, wait, am I talkin’ wrong?”
[02:06.97]I said, “Nah, I’m a walkin’ Kanye-Beyoncé song”
[02:09.92]She said, “I’m mad at you” I said, “Why?” She said
[02:12.44]”Why you never make songs for chicks, as if it’s hard to do?”
[02:15.63]I said, “I make songs for me, leave the studio, and go
[02:18.84]And fuck the bitch who belong to who making songs for you”
[02:21.72]She said, “I’m feelin’ your whole swagger and flow
[02:23.95]Can we hook up?” I said, “Hmm, you just used the word swagger, so, no!”
[02:27.68]She said, “You ain’t really like that, oh, oh, oh
[02:30.81]You’re puttin’ on a show, where’s your mic at?
[02:33.49]’Cause you’re breakin’ my heart” (she said)
[02:36.59]”You’re breakin’ my heart” (heart) (’cause)
[02:39.86]’Cause you ain’t really like that, oh, oh, oh
[02:42.75]You’re puttin’ on a show, where’s your mic at?
[02:45.29]’Cause you’re breakin’ my heart (she said)
[02:48.25]You’re breakin’ my heart
[02:50.52]We been riding around in this hatchback ’til I’m fuckin’ hunchback
[02:53.99]Where the fuck’s this party at, slutbag cunt? Cut what act?
[02:57.06]Think it’s an act? Fuck that, I’m tryna shag, skuzz
[02:59.53]Better find this love shack or somewhere to fuck at
[03:01.73]Ah, don’t touch that, you fat dyke!
[03:03.65]I’m tryna hear some “Bagpipes from Baghdad”
[03:05.89]Don’t act like you don’t like ’em, them accents, I rap tight
[03:09.05]And I’ma torture you ’til we find this place, yeah, that’s right
[03:12.29]Thought it was just past this light, and just past Van Dyke
[03:15.15]Better hit that map light, read them directions, oh yeah
[03:17.85]You can’t read, and you can’t write, you told me that last night
[03:21.10]She took my CD out the deck, snapped it in half like
[03:24.20]”Relapse sucked,” I snapped, hit the gas like
[03:26.86]Blew through the light, spun out, hit a patch of black ice
[03:29.75]Forgot we had a trailer hitched to the back, we jackknifed (ah!)
[03:33.12]Bitch flew out the car, I laughed like she deserved it
[03:35.54]She didn’t think I’d act like that in person
[03:37.87](Royce, Marshall, just crashed right in front of the club)
[03:40.16]Tell him I’ll be there in a minute, I’m tryna break up this catfight
[03:43.15]Between my mistress and damn wife
[03:44.91]Then a chick wanted a hug, she was fat, so I gave her dap
[03:48.07]Then I tell her to scat, I’m not mean, I’m cute
[03:50.91]On my way to the front door, takin’ the scenic route
[03:53.60]To avoid this chick with a lace front Lookin’ like Venus’s and Serena’s hooves
[03:56.96]I’m just sayin’, them chicks got horse asses, they been attractive
[03:59.88]Hope when they see me, they don’t slap me with they tennis racquets
[04:02.87]My mind drifted, back to this shit, I see my wife, push her down (ah!)
[04:06.32]Step over her body, then smack the mistress (ah!)
[04:08.82]Police outside, I turn and pass the gat to Vishis
[04:11.67]Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin (ugh)
[04:14.76]He mugs the mistress, turns around and gives the missus hugs and kisses
[04:18.04]Looks at me twisted, like Nickel (yeah, watch this shit)
[04:20.77]He smacks the dentures out of the mouth of the fat bitch he rolled with
[04:23.62]And looks back to mention (Royce, it’s good to be back to business!)
[04:26.47]They said, “You ain’t really like that, oh, oh, oh
[04:29.79]You’re puttin’ on a show, where’s your mic at?
[04:32.37]’Cause you’re breakin’ our hearts” (they said)
[04:35.75]”You’re breakin’ our hearts” (’cause)
[04:38.83]’Cause you ain’t really like that, oh, oh, oh
[04:41.85]You’re puttin’ on a show, where’s your mic at?
[04:44.41]’Cause you’re breakin’ our hearts (they said)
[04:47.59]You’re breakin’ our hearts (hearts)
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