Lyrics Tig Ol’ Bitties.lrc Your Favorite Martian
[id: poivotek]
[ar: Your Favorite Martian]
[al: Tig Ol’ bitties]
[ti: Tig Ol’ bitties]
[length: 03:39]
[00:07.53]It was the first day back to school
[00:10.39]Cuttin’ up in class, actin’ like a tool
[00:12.45]Friends were rollin’ in, we started talkin’ about the summer
[00:14.56]Deejay saw Twilight, “Bummer!”
[00:16.41]I spoke up, and I asked my friends
[00:18.39]”Are there any new girls? 9’s or 10’s?”
[00:20.77]Hopin’ a few hotties had moved from other cities
[00:22.89]And in walked this girl with tig ol’ bitties
[00:25.21]Woo, I can’t believe my eyes
[00:26.80]In a contest, they’d win first prize
[00:28.92]Double-D guarantee, I was checkin’ their size
[00:30.69]It’s like two beach balls in a shirt disguise
[00:33.26]Or Earth and Mars having some fun
[00:35.13]Wait, I take that back it’s like two of the Sun
[00:37.23]But at this point I let my mind run
[00:39.35]And drifted off thinking about them tig ol’ bitties
[00:42.50]Tig ol’ bitties, Mt. Fuji brought it’s twin
[00:44.51]Tig ol’ bitties, two melons in a shirt
[00:46.64]Tig ol’ bitties (Tig ol’ bitties)
[00:49.50]I put books in my lap
[00:50.74]Tig ol’ bitties, head bobbing as she walks
[00:53.12]Tig ol’ bitties
[00:54.47]Oh my god!
[00:55.21]Tig ol’ bitties
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[01:16.65]Kept trippin’ in class ’cause of her dang breasts
[01:18.74]In a tiny white shirt, boobs having a fiesta
[01:21.19]Later in lab, we were messin’ with test tubes
[01:23.24]Couldn’t take my eyes off the new girl’s chest
[01:25.11]Boobs!
[01:26.29]Wasn’t paying attention
[01:27.35]Got busted, had to serve detention
[01:29.42]In biology we talked about the bees, the best kind of bees
[01:32.62]Boobies!
[01:34.04]Woo, I can’t believe my mind
[01:35.88]I hold a poker face to her two of a kind
[01:37.74]With each step her breasts gettin’ redefined
[01:39.88]I’m making my move, I’m thinking it’s time
[01:42.24]Oh snap!
[01:43.04]I’m gonna ask her to prom
[01:44.19]And in my head she responds, “You’re the bomb!”
[01:46.29]Feeling nervous, so I count to three
[01:48.35]”I like your boobs, go to prom with me?”
[01:51.34]Tig ol’ bitties, King Kong boobs
[01:53.61]Tig ol’ bitties, great tracks of land
[01:55.53]Tig ol’ bitties (Tig ol’ bitties)
[01:58.76]Like my balls
[01:59.85]Tig ol’ bitties, real big
[02:01.95]Tig ol’ bitties, oh my god
[02:04.00]Tig ol’ bitties
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[02:21.57]Tig ol’ bitties
[02:23.66]She said yes, so I’m getting ready
[02:25.74]Stain on my shirt, Mom’s spaghetti
[02:27.86]I pick her up and I’m pretty sure
[02:29.91]That she’ll let me motorboat like
[02:32.16]I try to cop a feel once we get to school
[02:34.29]She said, “No touching, that’s the rule”
[02:36.36]Principal walks up on the scene
[02:38.25]”It’s time to announce prom king and queen
[02:40.63]Your Favorite Martian and Tig Ol’ Bitties
[02:42.44]Congratulations to you both on winning”
[02:44.60]Time slowed down and she jumped for joy
[02:46.78]Then out of her dress jumped something more
[02:48.84]Tissues flew and rained from the sky
[02:50.99]”Oh my god! You stuff your shirt?”
[02:53.13]Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt
[02:55.48]Aw, fake ol’ bitties
[02:57.21]Wow, fake ol’ bitties
[02:59.06]You’re breaking my heart with fake ol’ bitties
[03:01.15]You’re crushing my dreams with fake ol’ bitties
[03:03.26](Fake ol’ bitties)
[03:05.32]I can’t believe it, fake ol’ bitties
[03:07.25]You really suck, fake ol’ bitties
[03:09.63]I can’t believe you would do that, fake ol’ bitties
[03:11.72](Fake ol’ bitties)
[03:13.54]Why would you do that when you’re just trying to get everyone’s attention?
[03:17.50]Those aren’t boobs, they’re lies!
[03:20.70]Lies, I tell you!
[03:22.81]But you know, I’m still down to make out if you
[03:26.32]If you want to, want to come back with me
[03:29.23]You know what? Never mind
[03:32.49](Where them tig ol’ bitties at?)
[03:35.08]Year of Release: 2011