Lyrics Verified.lrc Your Favorite Martian
[id: pplnvvyn]
[ar: Your Favorite Martian]
[al: Verified]
[ti: Verified]
[length: 02:46]
[00:10.05]I used to have no friends and no job
[00:12.78]And I’d sit around with no pants on
[00:14.93]Had no dates, got no love
[00:16.89]’Cause I still live with my grandma
[00:19.95]And everyone treated me badly (you suck!)
[00:21.96]City bus would drive right past me
[00:24.01]My dog even said, “We’re over!”
[00:26.28]He wants to see other owners
[00:28.17](Hey!) So I talked to a doctor
[00:30.39](Hey!) ‘Cause I was overthinking
[00:32.51](Hey!) That day she quit and she recommended I just start drinking
[00:36.70](You got problems)
[00:37.63]My dating profile said, “Just swipe left”
[00:39.90]’Cause I know I’ll annoy them
[00:41.76]Women wouldn’t even look my direction
[00:43.42]Hey, Siri! (I have a boyfriend)
[00:46.33]Then one day I overslept (huh?)
[00:48.45]Woke up late like, “What the heck?” (Wait)
[00:50.70]Checked my socials, wait a sec (what?)
[00:52.81]Next to my name was a big blue check?
[00:57.14]Bitch, I’m verified
[01:05.80]Bitch, I’m verified
[01:07.44](I get the blue check, I get the blue check, I-I get the blue check)
[01:14.52]Bitch, I’m verified
[01:16.27]I’m feeling tremendous
[01:18.01]Now people clap when I finish up a sentence (yeah)
[01:20.03]Now they build a statue to honor my existence (oh, God)
[01:22.22]Now I got the president filling up my mentions (woo)
[01:24.73]I don’t need a chauffeur
[01:26.61]I ain’t had a car since last October
[01:28.64]Ever since they gave me a Nobel Prize
[01:30.88]I don’t drive ’cause the crowd carries me everywhere on their shoulders
[01:33.60](Hey!) They put my face on a dollar
[01:35.98](Hey!) I grew a few inches taller
[01:38.18](Hey!) Being verified is amazing
[01:40.35]Ellen hit me up and said she wants to have my baby (I love you!)
[01:43.04]And they tore down the Sphinx
[01:44.39]And replaced it with my face and my social links
[01:46.44]And they named a new species of dinosaur after me
[01:48.91]Puff-Puffasaurus, naturally
[01:51.69]When I hang around the Queen
[01:53.75]She’s the one who bows to me
[01:56.32]She’s gotta show respect
[01:58.12]’Cause I’m the one with the big blue check
[02:02.64]Bitch, I’m verified
[02:11.38]Bitch, I’m verified
[02:12.84](I get the blue check, I get the blue check, I-I get the blue check)
[02:19.98]Bitch, I’m verified
[02:21.64](I get the blue check, I get the blue check, I-I get the blue check)
[02:28.75]Bitch, I’m verified
[02:31.29]Puff-Puff, Puff-Puff! It’s time to cut the grass!
[02:35.09]No, grandma! I don’t have to mow
[02:37.55]I’m verified now!
[02:38.95]A veggie-what? I don’t care if you eat meat or not
[02:42.21]You get out there and cut that grass!
[02:44.03]Ugh!
[02:45.16]Year of Release: 2022