Lyrics Whip Your Kids.lrc Your Favorite Martian
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[ar: Your Favorite Martian]
[al: Whip Your Kids]
[ti: Whip Your Kids]
[length: 03:13]
[00:04.05]I don’t know if you’re aware, but your kids suck ass
[00:07.28]If you need someone to whip ’em then, ha just ask
[00:10.27]’Cause they ain’t as perfect as you say they is
[00:12.87]They ain’t perfect at all
[00:13.98]You’re raising bebe’s kids
[00:15.47]I’m sorry, I don’t know you
[00:16.83]I don’t mean to get pissy
[00:18.02]But you need to discipline your bratty kids, you hippy
[00:20.86]Like come here you little jerk
[00:22.24]Taste the back of my palm
[00:23.48]But you ain’t my daddy!
[00:24.65]Nah, but I’m doing your mom
[00:26.40]Now I know you think they’re angels
[00:27.53]But they’re driving me insane
[00:28.79]I’ll punch a baby in the face
[00:30.14]Just for cryin’ on a plane
[00:31.39]’Cause I don’t mess around
[00:32.75]You need to control ’em or I’ll lose it
[00:34.04](But I made you a drawing)
[00:35.47]Shut the fuck up, kid. that’s stupid
[00:36.97]Now I’m a get my truck
[00:38.15]I’m a load all my boys in back
[00:39.56]I’m a find out where you live and break all your toys in half
[00:42.26]And I know it ain’t your birthday
[00:43.66]But when nobody’s lookin’
[00:44.96]I’m a give you a little present
[00:46.22](What?) An ass-whoopin’
[00:47.99]Please may I whip your kids? (Whip your kids)
[00:50.54]Please, may I whip your kids? (Whip your kids)
[00:53.26]Please, may I whip your kids? (Whip your kids)
[00:55.95]Please, may I whip your kids? (I wanna whip your kids)
[00:58.79]Please, may I whip your kids? (Please, let me whip your kids)
[01:01.04]Please, may I whip your kids? (I wanna whip your kids)
[01:03.83]Please, may I whip your kids? (Please, let me whip your kids)
[01:06.55]Please, may I whip your kids? (I wanna whip your kids)
[01:08.71]I never ever thought I’d say a kid deserved to get hit
[01:11.48]But it’s obvious time-out ain’t working for shit!
[01:14.08]Yeah, I’ve seen your parenting style, it ain’t all that
[01:16.63]You gotta hit the little brat with a whiffle ball bat
[01:19.33]’Cause this is obviously more than just a youthful rebellion
[01:22.02]You gotta belt the little hellions with a belt when they’re yellin’
[01:24.62]’Cause you don’t want me to do it
[01:26.09]’Cause I’ll paint their little brains all over the wall
[01:28.71]When I spank ’em with a chainsaw
[01:30.93]And why are they acting wild and loose?
[01:32.78]If they deserve the ass-whoopin’, it ain’t child abuse
[01:35.35]When I’m tryin’ to buy groceries, and they’re muckin’ up my style
[01:37.73]They’re like drunkin’ little midgets runnin’ up and down the aisle
[01:40.82]Touching everything in sight, and geez for christ’s sake
[01:43.68]I think one of ’em just stuck his little penis in my cake
[01:45.99]And now I’m a have to put it back and get a new one and it bugs me
[01:49.00]But mommy says I’m beautiful
[01:50.13]Shut the fuck up kid, you’re ugly
[01:51.67]Please may I whip your kids? (Whip your kids)
[01:54.36]Please, may I whip your kids? (Whip your kids)
[01:57.09]Please, may I whip your kids? (Whip your kids)
[01:59.63]Please, may I whip your kids? (I wanna whip your kids)
[02:02.69]Please, may I whip your kids? (Please, let me whip your kids)
[02:05.08]Please, may I whip your kids? (I wanna whip your kids)
[02:07.77]Please, may I whip your kids? (Please, let me whip your kids)
[02:10.34]Please, may I whip your kids? (I wanna whip your kids)
[02:13.54]Please, let me whip your children
[02:15.95]Please, let me whip your kids
[02:18.68]I can’t stand kids misbehaving, running around and disobeying
[02:23.96]All they need is a kick in the pants
[02:26.29]A punt in the butt
[02:27.09]A lesson that will finally shut ’em up
[02:29.34]Please, let me whip your children
[02:31.86]Please, let me whip your kids
[02:34.40]Please, may I whip your kids? (Whip your kids)
[02:37.48]Please, may I whip your kids? (Whip your kids)
[02:40.08]Please, may I whip your kids? (Whip your kids)
[02:42.71]Please, may I whip your kids? (I’m gonna whip, I gotta whip)
[02:45.37]Please, may I whip your kids? (Whip your kids)
[02:47.91]Please, may I whip your kids? (I’m gonna whip your kids)
[02:50.65]Please, may I whip your kids? (I’m gonna whip your kids)
[02:53.24]Please, may I whip your kids? (I’m gonna whip your kids)
[02:56.45]Oh, come on people, it’s a joke
[02:58.98]We would never hit anyone’s kid, come on
[03:02.57]I love kids
[03:03.94]Come here and give me a hug you little rugrats
[03:07.07]Hey, what, what the, what?
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