Lyrics White & Nerdy (Parody of “Ridin'” by Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone).lrc “Weird Al” Yankovic
[id: uxxduifp]
[ar: “Weird Al” Yankovic]
[al: White & Nerdy]
[ti: White & Nerdy (Parody of “Ridin'” by Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone)]
[length: 02:50]
[00:06.75]They see me mowin’
[00:08.94]My front lawn
[00:10.51]I know they’re all thinking
[00:12.13]I’m so white ‘n’ nerdy
[00:13.66]Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[00:15.35]Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[00:17.05]Can’t you see I’m white ‘n’ nerdy?
[00:18.70]Look at me, I’m white ‘n’ nerdy!
[00:20.46]I wanna roll with
[00:22.30]The gangsters
[00:24.09]But so far they all think
[00:25.66]I’m too white ‘n’ nerdy
[00:27.18]Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[00:28.77]Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[00:30.42]I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[00:32.22]Really, really white ‘n’ nerdy
[00:33.57]First in my class here at M.I.T
[00:34.67]Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
[00:36.24]MC Escher, that’s my favorite MC
[00:37.96]Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
[00:39.71]My rims never spin to the contrary
[00:41.56]You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
[00:43.28]All of my action figures are cherry
[00:44.96]Stephen Hawking’s in my library
[00:46.55]My-MySpace page is all totally pimped out
[00:48.23]I got people begging for my topic spaces
[00:49.94]Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places
[00:51.70]Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
[00:53.48]I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
[00:55.14]I’m a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days
[00:56.99]Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
[00:58.63]My fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
[01:00.38]There’s no killer app I haven’t run
[01:01.71]At Pascal well I’m number one
[01:03.36]Do vector calculus just for fun
[01:04.96]I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
[01:06.66]Happy Days is my favorite theme song
[01:08.42]I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
[01:10.05]I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
[01:11.73]I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
[01:14.02]They see me roll on my Segway
[01:17.64]I know in my heart they think I’m
[01:19.60]White ‘n’ nerdy
[01:20.80]Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[01:22.51]Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[01:24.12]Can’t you see I’m white ‘n’ nerdy?
[01:25.73]Look at me, I’m white ‘n’ nerdy!
[01:27.49]I’d like to roll with
[01:29.58]The gangsters
[01:31.27]Although it’s apparent I’m too
[01:33.15]White n’ nerdy
[01:34.30]Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[01:36.03]Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[01:37.64]I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[01:39.36]How’d I get so white ‘n’ nerdy?
[01:40.69]I’ve been browsing, inspectin’
[01:42.08]X-Men comics you know I collect ’em
[01:43.60]The pens in my pocket, I must protect ’em
[01:45.39]My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
[01:47.56]Shopping online for deals on some writable media
[01:49.34]I edit Wikipedia
[01:50.59]I memorized the Holy Grail really well
[01:51.99]I can recite it right now and have you “ROTFLOL”
[01:53.83]I got a business doing websites
[01:55.30]When my friends need some code who do they call?
[01:57.16]I do HTML for them all
[01:58.79]Even made a homepage for my dog
[02:00.47]Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
[02:01.99]They were having a sale down at the GAP
[02:03.64]Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
[02:05.30]Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!
[02:07.81]I’m nerdy in the extreme
[02:09.39]And whiter than sour cream
[02:11.12]I was in AV club and Glee club
[02:13.12]And even the chess team!
[02:14.11]Only question I ever thought was hard
[02:15.83]Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
[02:17.55]I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
[02:19.40]I got my name on my underwear!
[02:21.13]They see me strollin’
[02:23.12]They laughin’
[02:25.05]And rollin’ their eyes ’cause
[02:26.62]I’m so white ‘n’ nerdy
[02:27.86]Just because I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
[02:29.60]Just because I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
[02:31.29]All because I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
[02:32.15]Holy cow, I’m white ‘n’ nerdy!
[02:34.68]I wanna bowl with
[02:36.69]The gangsters
[02:38.35]But oh well it’s obvious I’m
[02:40.34]White ‘n’ nerdy
[02:41.45]Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[02:43.04]Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[02:44.74]I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
[02:46.58]Look at me, I’m white ‘n’ nerdy!
[02:47.74]Year of Release: 2006