Lyrics Your Sister’s Def.lrc Beastie Boys
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[ar: Beastie Boys]
[al: An Exciting Evening At Home With Shadrach, Meshach And Abednego]
[ti: Your Sister’s Def]
[length: 05:05]
[00:02.95]Brothers out there with sisters, peep it
[00:05.89]Years and years, you try to keep her a secret
[00:08.75]Said she’s your cousin that came for a visit
[00:11.52]You’re putting me on, is this true, now who is it?
[00:14.48]Called your crib, got a clicking dial tone
[00:17.03]You said it was the maid that hung up the phone
[00:20.22]Caught her on the streets, so we took the risk
[00:23.14]Guess what, we found out she was your sis
[00:25.76]Now we’re not Tom, Dick, Harry or Roy
[00:28.97]Let us crack the freak, because we’re your boys
[00:31.89]Tonight we’re dropping by ’cause your parents left
[00:34.48]The Beastie Boys gonna let you know
[00:36.82]Your sister’s def
[00:41.82]Your sister’s def
[00:43.38]She’s so hook, is she, how can it be?
[00:46.79]Don’t lie, she’s not in your family
[00:49.10]’Cause if you didn’t know, people spread the word
[00:52.20]You’re a square sucker whipped, yes, you’re a nerd
[00:55.16]To be down, there’s one thing you’ll discover
[00:58.33]Your sister must be a plash Beastie lover
[01:01.17]So don’t get sick, she was our pick
[01:03.82]I hope her tongue is long, we like to be licked
[01:06.75]You’ll see it’s not hard, it’s naughty nice
[01:09.56]You gotta pay us dues, and she’s the price
[01:12.48]Don’t start to think about the world’s discuss
[01:15.38]Your sister’s gotta hang, and that’s a must
[01:18.47]It’s plain and simple, it ain’t no thing
[01:21.38]She’s real def, let us give her a ring
[01:24.26]So we conclude, this is your best move
[01:27.42]Welcome, the Beastie Boys approve
[01:29.21]Your sister’s def
[01:31.36]This week we all will meet
[01:33.15]Right now the party season will reach its peak
[01:35.78]Juice all around town, we’re on the guest list
[01:38.96]We’ll bring three tricks, you bring your sis
[01:41.89]Pay attention real close, we just begun
[01:44.62]Trick number one is to grab her buns
[01:47.59]We’ll lose control, but we’ll keep it clean
[01:50.44]She better not wear a dress, wear the blue jeans
[01:53.39]New or faded, we want ’em tight
[01:56.26]Take the pockets off so we can grip it right
[01:59.13]Stand in front, we wanna see what we like
[02:01.98]If the room’s too dark, you bring a flashlight
[02:05.17]Two is do the do, for the whole crew
[02:08.25]A dead giveaway cause we’re giving her clues
[02:10.96]She better be ready to play the wall
[02:13.77]’Cause it’s all for one, and one for all
[02:16.96]No matter who’s first, let’s start the show
[02:19.86]There are no rules, go for what you know
[02:22.63]We won’t slack up, won’t let her rest
[02:25.60]Our pride is on the line, to see who’s best
[02:28.44]Now that you’ve heard thoughts quite absurd
[02:31.36]Convince your sis, put in a good word
[02:33.94]Your sister’s def
[02:35.58]At last a neurotic feast
[02:37.33]We’re slaying your sister like a horny beast
[02:40.22]So don’t get mad, don’t be upset
[02:42.85]It’s now her time to be a Beastie pet
[02:46.00]As you can see most definitely
[02:48.99]Is trick number three, pure fantasy
[02:51.88]Now we’re your friend, and you’re her brother
[02:54.93]But your sister’s so def we might scheme on your mother
[02:57.84]We can’t ignore now that we saw
[03:00.73]She’s def so we wanna be your in-law
[03:03.51]We’re having fun, yo, we ain’t done
[03:06.30]The Beastie Boys has just begun
[03:08.31]Because your sister’s def
[03:20.43]Your sister’s def
[03:21.78]Took a walk around the crack of dawn
[03:23.85]I noticed her bedroom light was on
[03:26.72]Her shadow moved over as the lights went lower
[03:29.53]I crept to the window to see a little closer
[03:32.78]Said to myself, “I got it made”
[03:35.40]The window was open, so was the shade
[03:38.51]Came in real neat, she was in heat
[03:41.13]Your sister gave a class A peach-o treat
[03:44.27]Her clothes got thinner, I showed her my winner
[03:47.17]Beastie beef is now served for dinner
[03:50.40]Your sister’s def
[03:51.13]Later on I came around the way
[03:52.99]But sis MCA said he got some play
[03:55.89]There had to be a reason for the news I learned
[03:58.66]Time to get on it cause it’s Mike D’s turn
[04:01.84]Nobody was home, I didn’t see the car
[04:04.73]She took me downstairs, and we crashed the bar
[04:07.64]We was chilling in the basement, drinking Red Wipple
[04:11.08]After a while my head between pink nipples
[04:13.95]Grabbing at your sis cause I can’t resist
[04:16.29]I start to dive, pummel her rumble fish
[04:19.38]When I got through, next thing she knew
[04:22.23]On her thighs was a Beastie tattoo
[04:24.67]Your sister’s def
[04:25.91]That’s it, Ad-Rock is pissed
[04:28.07]If you leave me in the room with your sister, I’m taking her clit
[04:31.49]You can bet if she gets wet
[04:33.52]The King Ad-Rock will make her sweat
[04:36.78]I throw her down, then take her underwear
[04:39.80]Then search ’em so I can eat the pubic hairs
[04:42.76]Even in her dream scene, she starts to scream
[04:45.65]It’s the Ad-Rock inches, and you know what I mean
[04:48.46]We had her in the week, your sister’s cheap
[04:51.37]The Beastie Boys just made a clean sweep
[04:53.78]Your sister’s def
[04:56.35]Year of Release: 1989